Name: Elyssa aka Sakura, E-chan, Dark one, Eliza thornberry (dont ask... . ), Frippin, Shadow-sama (randomly chosen by other friend) and my all time favorite Criminally insane psycho with a obssessive compulsive and ADD complex ( suprisingly my own parents...o.O)

Age: depends on time/day/place no da

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, playing guitar and piano, exercising the power of Imagination, obssessing over anime (thats a life-time hobbie)

Hair: used to be medium brown but has been dyed so many times i cant exactly tell...like reddish brown with forest green streaks..yea

Eyes:hazel,brown/dark brown almostlook black and weird grey color (seriously,change color for weird reasons)

Likes: some things but mostly Anime! and yoai especially

Dislikes: everybody at my school xcept my freinds/companions cuase they rock, preppy people, snobs, posers, people who treat other people bad in any way and creepy old people (as well as those weird mail and UPS people! there out to get me I swear!)

Qoutes(my ownor someone elses)

"Hey! look im a poptart!"-Liz (inside joke)

"If you go and get your self killed ill never speak to you again!"-Katie

"Give me back my desdirae!"-Freshman freinds

"If tv and video games affected kids then they would be running around in dark rooms eating pills"-Stacy (upon the subject of if kids are effected by games like pac man...)

"She's avoiding you, 'cause you suck."

"My goal is ... to die someday. Mmhmm..."

"I hate the three minute wait for ramen after you pour in the boiling water."

"What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?"

"Some of the worst sinners are the world's happiest people."

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!"

Me(watching yu-gi-oh with best friend for some reason)Hey...thats just strange
Bri-what? the fact that the porcupine headed midget goes through puberty ever time he yells out his own name with an ohhhh as added drama?
Me-hah yea thats strange-but no I was gonna say that its strange to have another spirit living in your head I mean...wouldnt it get crowded or sumthing? and besides would you want something like bakura roaming around up there? oO but yours is good too

"Meanie-pig!"

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!"

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject."

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault."

"Crossdress to impress!"

"Welcome to loserville. Population: You."

"Holy cosmos!"

"I'm not just pretty, dude. I'm uber hot."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions."

"Gigantanormous!"

"Is is Saturday yet?"

"Pain. Joy. Sorrow. Suffering. The beats of life."

"Need a vacation? GO AWAY!"

"Anti-social, much?"

"Got Ramen?"

"I may not be very smart, but I can lift heavy things."

"Randomness is the base of conversation.”

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference."

"Goodbye, sayanora, C'ya, all that jazz you know..."

"Do you know you're short?"

"I hear highschool's easier the second time around."

"Will you bear my child?" (Best pick-up line ever! )

"Who needs food? We have snowcones!"

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever."

"You frek!" (Freak)

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion."

"You couldn't find water even if you fell out of a boat."

"HENTAI!"

"Why do you ask? Because, I am a ninja..."

"Is that a kunai in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"I'm going as a guy dressed up like a girl, who likes a guy."

"He's a couple all by himself!"

"I'm not crazy I'm just ... well, I'm not crazy!"

"When you're older ... will you just be called, The Dark One?"

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them."

"Dude, like, I think she's speaking Chinese again."

"I'm Sakura! I can't do anything! I can't even run!”

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass."

"Impotence...Nature's way of saying ‘No hard feelings’,”

"The proctologist called...they found your head."

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off."

"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

"Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one."

"Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

"Hehe ... Ninja Paychecks."

"Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me."

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself."

"Would you follow Jesus this close?"

"Sometime I just want to pull a Gaara just so I have more time in the year to play video games."

"Murr."

"Girsh."

"Never mess with a guy wearing make-up. They mean business."

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

"I'm not stupid - I’m pretty!"

"How many saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb- Just one, but it takes eight episodes to do it."

"If you continue to poke me with that chopstick i will not cease to kill you with it."

"Hm...What to put for previous employment? ... How about ... Ninja. Oh, and Samurai ... And I was a Mage once."

"If you needed help in killing yourself, you could have asked. I'd be happy to oblige."

"Hm...So, you needed to rush away from me to go to a back alley. To sit in a puddle and freeze? Jesus, I didn't think being in my company was that bad."

"Now, I want you all to start daydreaming. Yes, just pretend you're listening to my lecture. Yeah, that's the glazed expressions I want!"

"Hell is actually a lot hotter than this room, but the joy levels about the same."

"I think that I will laugh at you first, and lecture you later."

"And how many bags of weed did it take for you to come to that stupid conclusion?"

“There’s no sense in leaving the place ransacked without the trademark ‘Bakura was here!’ banner. Otherwise, someone else may take credit.”

“If you are going to burn, you have to burn RIGHT,”

“Ah, Sakura-chan, it's complicated. But it involved goose shit, women, and alcohol."-”Lots of alcohol“-"Yes. And a ditch. But that was an accident."
"Oh right, Sasuke, you're still here."

"Nah. He'll just run away whenever he realizes that he has no clothes and has to borrow Lee-kun's."
"Too…non-angsty."

“Do something!”-"Okay… Sasuke do something."

"God… we should have seen that coming!"

"You know how much it hurt… that was a brick wall!"

"… Did you give him his medicine today?"-"I thought you did!"

"Nani?"

“NOOO!”

“You tricked me?”

"You just keep saying that to yourself.”

"A nice mess I've gotten myself into,"

“Having fun?”

“WTF mate.”

“No shit Sherlock.”

“Freaking awesome.”

“You know you fear me!”

“I don’t know which one’s worse.”

“Well that didn’t sound very genuine.”

"Are you mocking me?"

"You alive?"

"If you don’t leave now, I will personally kill you, then spend the rest of my life dancing on your grave the moment I can actually move again."

"I think we’ve had a bad influence on him, he’s as crazy as we are."

"C'mon ya pansy!"

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

"Ow, quit gnawing at my ankles!"

"I'll have you know I am ROYAL!"-"A Royal PAIN!"

"I do NOT swing that way!"

"Shut up."-"Make me."-"No you."-"You."-"You."-"You Infinity."-"You Infinity times three."

"Oh, was that a challenge I hear for the worlds biggest stupid remark?"

“I fahrt in your general direction.”

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries.”

“An African swallow or a European one?”

“-And go to the castle Arrggh.”

“What, you mean behind the rabbit?”-“What’s it going to do, nibble my bum?”

“A flesh wound! I cut your bloody arm off!”

“C’mon! I’ll bite you to death!”

“We are the knights who say Nih!”

“First you will buy another shrubbery! Then you will go to the center of the forest and chop down the mightiest tree with this Herring!”

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!"

"Pest."-/At your service. /-(With a smile.)

“Holy shnikes!”

“And besides, you may be one of my best pals, but I love you dearly, not queerly!”

“…Is that SPANDEX?”

“Children. We are here to exchange money. Not squabble about your nonexistent past lives. Now the nice goblins are waiting to take your money and open a bank account for you. Please try to at least act like normal, quiet, peaceful, law-abiding citizens for once in your damned lives.”

“Who cares! Look at all this! I see why you guys were thieves! This is fucking awesome!”

“Sounds like someone’s got a ten foot pole up their arse.”

“Hey!”-“What!” -“You found it!”-“I found what?”-“The stick that’s been up your ass since I met you!”

“Loser!”

“You don’t know what pressure is!”-”Well, I have kissed a man.”

“Not only is Inuyasha cute, but that houshi is sexy. I'd love to see his agonised face.”

“Kaiba? Nice? Marik, why didn’t you tell me the world was ending.”

"Good looking! You’re a pretty-boy! Hang on a second… That’s not insulting…"

“IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S ON FIRE, AND FIRE IS HOT!”

“Look, we haven’t spoken Latin since the pigs left.”

“Oh, a pelican named Goose. My name is Duck.”-“Duck?”-“Goose!”

“That’s my boy, you’re always been a pain in the butt.”

“Now you know that evil will always triumph because good is stupid.”

“Yep. Well, I share it with some bacteria that have been breeding on a carton of milk in my fridge for the last few years. We have a few arguments now and then but they’re generally good housemates.”

“Purple flying hippos!”

“Captain Wazamaloo!”

“Baron Von Kickass”

“Move the music!”

“Use the Force.”

“Hello. Do you know what my name is?”

“-We came here to look for a bathroom. Not your past!”

"I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!"

"I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"

"But why is the rum gone! WHY THE RUM?"

“If there’s anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now.”

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train."

"If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to teach yourself to fly on the way down."

"I know half of you half as well as I should like... And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve…”

"Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork."

"We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’"

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a lightbulb."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

"Sorry, I don't have time to be arrested."

“Start at the beginning and when you get to the end, stop.”

“Why is it that demons never have anything good to say? It's all 'Soon you will die' and 'Hell is coming' and 'Beware your doom.' Never just, 'Seasons Greetings from the Underworld!'"

"You end up with Pharaoh Smart Ass, you end up with an evil, sadistic tomb robber. Me? I end up with the five-time recipient of the 'Mr. Happy Go Lucky' award."

"I swear on my honor as the king of thieves that no utterance of this shall escape my lips."-"Translation: the whole school will know by next week."

“Well, that was a nine-point-nine on the ‘Weird-Shit-O-Meter’.”

“Okay. I am Galadriel, Apothecary, Psychiatrist, Psychologist, and Ventriloquist. Fear not, the first time is free. Services available at all major forests nation-wide.”

“I am Tom-Etized, employee of the Apothecary Galadriel, who is the owner of the En san it tee Asi lum. It’s elvish, I swear. On the name of Prozac.”

"Just because I don’t have underwear and porn magazines strewn about my room doesn’t mean I’m not normal. The fact I have a blood thirsty, five thousand year old Yami and snowy white hair means I’m not normal."
"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

"You are in no doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of," -“Aye, but you HAVE heard of me,"

"It's amazing how the body can deceive the world, and the eyes can betray all the secrets the heart and soul could hold.."

"It takes a second to meet someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone, and a lifetime to forget someone."

"Funny isn't it; how you push away those that love you, and welcome those that hate you,"

"Boo,"

“I DON’T CARE! IN THIS KITCHEN, I AM GOD!”

“I knew it was gonna be somthin’ insane.”

“Zoinks!”

“Uberness.”

“Heads up!”

“Did I say that out loud?”

“You can say that again.”

“My name is Hatake Kakashi. I’m the kind of guy that doesn’t like to talk about his likes or dislikes but I do have many dreams.”

“Freaks flock together.”

“Words marked, remembered, and stored for blackmail!”

"What kind of sicko are you!"-"A yaoi fangirl."

“Face it, you’re as straight as a circle, Yugi. Let go of all that sexual frustration and live gaily ever after!”

Yusuke: See Hiei? That's what I'm talking about! Yap! Yap! Yap! Like you're some kind of pro wrestler! And then what happens! You have to eat up all your words! It's pretty dumb.

YU YU Hakusho Qoutes:

Yusuke: That evil laugh is really starting to piss me off!
(Slugs Hiei)

Kurama: All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey! What's a strategist?
Kurama: It's someone who uses his brain.
Yusuke: Hey!

Yusuke: Get out here, Hiei! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Hiei: You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you

Hiei: Whats it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

"You know you're screwed when that shooting star keeps getting bigger."

"Even when you're immortal... The plumbing eventually stops working... down there."

"That's pointless, dangerous and stupid... We jump on three right?"

She didn't know what was worse, that she hadn't thought the plan all the way through, or that Gourry had figured it out before her.

"No you idiot! That's a Tigon, they're stupid and they smell like poo!"

He hadn't seen anyone get drunk this fast since he met that guy whose wife left him for his sister.

"Me and my gnarled staff of Ass-whoop say otherwise."

"You know what I love about meatloaf? Everything."

I couldn't find a good Alex Trebek sprite, so I used Q-bert instead.

"I will start stabbing you with bullets now."

"Did you insert your father's skull into that bowling ball?"
"No, the guy at the pro-shop did it for me."

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

"Do you have your axes? If not, you're probably dead."

"Mockery: Oh Master, I hate everything you stand for, but I think we should go to the cargo hold and press our mucus covered lips together."

"There aren't enough kittens in the world to cover up the blood in this game."

"Rollin rollin rollin, keep them doggies rollin, boy my ass is swollen, Rawhide."

"Do you even listen to yourself?"
"I drift in and out."

"She may be worth a million dollars to you, but to me she's worthless!"

"This is all a lie. He wasn't the first, he wasn't Phillip J Fry, he wasn't a martian, and since when was he a The?"
"You're twice the The he ever was."

Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people

Scanning: Is object a bear? ... Yes.

"You tried to eat a wave?"

"KIRBY! STOP EATING THE HALLLAMPS!"

They couldn't understand what he was saying, but fortunately, subtitles were appearing at his feet whenever he talked.

"Does anyone else find it odd that we're talking in a chatroom when we're all sitting next to each other out in an open field, with the computers that we robbed from that electronics store plugged into portable outlets that Luigi just happened to have in his pocket?"

"Shut up Stahn, nobody knows who you are anyway."

After the carnage, all that was left of him were some sunglasses, and a jar of peanut butter flavored pickles.

"Wait, so you're saying that the various plot holes and strange happenings were all because Jake killed the author two hours ago?"

The supreme being of existence appeared before them as a french fry wearing a sombrero.

Kirby drew his double bladed lightsaber, but the evil llama drew a triple bladed lightsaber. "Duel of Fates" began to play in the background.

Evil Ramblin' Llama dropped a six-pack. Paula took it. Jeff stole it.

The two fighters stabbed each other at the same time. Both looked down at their fatal wounds, then at each other. Silently they both began to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who would die.

Randomness:

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Not only is (the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) a wholly remarkable book it is also a highly successful one--more popular than The Celestial Homecare Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-three More Thing to do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Culluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who is This God Person Anyway?

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

THE SPORK: The fork and the spoon unite to purge the evil (or good) from the land!

AN ALL-PURPOSE LETTER OF APOLOGY(borrowed from one of my favortie authors)

Just Change/Delete as Appropriate...

Dear:
A) Mum,
B) Dad,
C) Love of my life,
D) Assistant Principal,
E) Your Honor,

Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
A) car
B) house
C) pet
D) espresso maker
E) left arm

was severely damaged by my
A) infantile
B) puerile
C) inept
D) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
E) woefully under appreciated

prank. How could I have known that the
A) car
B) jet ski
C) large helium balloon
D) rodent driven sledge
E) Zamboni

I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
A) house,
B) wife,
C) Cub Scout troop,
D) 1/16 sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with light bulb in the torch,
E) priceless collection of Rolling Rock beer cans,

You must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
A) imagine,
B) fathom,
C) comprehend,
D) appreciate,
E) pay for,

and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to
A) hate me,
B) sue me,
C) spank me,
D) take my firstborn,
E) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond,

but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joshing around at
A) school,
B) work,
C) church,
D) the bowling alley,
E) the municipal jail,

and to remember that I am first and foremost your
A) friend.
B) child.
C) sibling.
D) lease cosigner.
E) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.

I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that
A) was so stupid.
B) was so silly.
C) would have been funny if it worked.
D) you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
E) I'm going to use again on someone else.

Sincerely, (Enter name or alias here)

I do write stories and stuff but am at the moment having technical trouble and writers block...so soon I hope to have something up! thanx for reading all of this cuase this means your just like me with nothing better to do or actually find this interesting...ja ne!