Herineca
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha. Name: Herineca Age: 16 Hello people! I'm not on this much anymore, but feel free to...do what ever it is you're doing. Except you there. yeah, you. I'm watching you -.- x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x stuff you must watch before you die: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzKcPiqmHN4 -ask a Ninja, Omnibus 2. or any Ask A Ninja vids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-Huwlg2kY - Potter Puppet Pals: Wizard angst. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byqFeevFZYk&mode=related&search= -Potter Puppet Pals: bothering Snape http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEFVkqPi66E -Akatsuki: the musical! - Duck Tale Z. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxfitqgw4EY - Naruto Abridged http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYLqiBc4dsk - Cosplay. - Yu Gi Oh abridged series. all the eps are there. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x (..)'(..) THIS IS THE BUNNY GOD! Copy him and put him on your bio/hompage/desktop to help him complete world domination. Or you can just leave him there and face the Butterflies of ultimate DOOM without the aid of the bunnies! i i_ n Copy this sandcastle in your profile and help Gaara conquer the world! and now... ( )(/)c(')(') ／l、 if anyone has more animal computer things like this, PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME! i love them...they are so cute. what are you looking at me like that for? x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x love Inuyasha, FMA, Wolf's Rain and Naruto. i am also registered on Fictionpress as Herineca. i have two stories on there, but Jewel Lands is better. her here is a story i told to my friend after i read a story by Gaara's-pandachan101 where Gaara answers your questions. my friend (angelthunder) sent a question that made me look like an idiot. so here is my story about how she will die. enjoy! (i did) x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. she was also known as angelthunder one day she went into her magical transporter and said 'i believe in fairies! I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!' which activated the magic of the transpoter and she went to some where that she was sure would be fun. unfortualatly, she ended up in the midle of a road and got hit by a car. then a bad ant drove over her in a little red sports car which he bought from his winnings from Las Vagas. ahem, gettting off the subject. but she didnt die there, o no. this is a disney. people dont die in disneys. they only get really bad owies. so she craweld her ugly barnacle body to the desert which was across the road from the ocean, when she met a lovely fellow with a Pea-nut strapped to his back. then a girl came out from the car that had hit angelthunder's transporter, yelling "So what if I'm too young to drive!" Her name was Herineca Herineca told Mr Sandman that this barnacle insulted his teddy, Larry Bob, AND has Larry Bob hostage. Mr Sandman got mad.So Gaara killed the Barnacle after the rights of this movie had been sold to Pixar and they had taken over production. THE END x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x and now its time, for another story! Around the corner I have a friend, in this great city that has no end, yet the days go by, and the weeks rush on, and before I know it a year has gone. And I never see my old friends face, for life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just as well, as in the days when I rang his bell, And he rang mine if, we were younger then, and now we are busy, tired men. Tired of playing a foolish game, Tired of trying to make a name. Tomorrow; I say, I will call on Jim Just to show I am thinking of him. But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, and distance between us grows and grows. Around the corner! - Yet miles away, here’s a telegram sir, Jim died today. And that's what we get and deserve in the end. Around the corner, a vanished friend. Remember to always say what you mean. i got this in an email from my cousin. it was a chain email, who ever sends them to her i'll never know. but i thought this was nice. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x .:~~:._.:~~:._.:~~:._.:~~:._.:~~:._.:~~:._Every night , another chain from my cousin. x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x this is sooo cool! you get your iPod/iTunes and set it to shuffle. then when you read one of the questions, click the next button and write down what ever song starts playing! 1. How does the world see me? Keep holding on by Avril Lavinge -……does that mean they don’t like me? 2. Will I have a happy life? Don’t tell me by Avril Lavinge- but I want to know! 3. What do people really think of me? Witch Doctor by Ray Stevens – ... 4. Do people secretly lust after me? Satan and the Schoolgirl from Whose Line is it Anyway? –Satan likes me? Cool! 5. How can I make others happy? I want to live by Savage Garden- sweet 6. How can I make myself happy? I Am by Killing Heidi- I am happy? AWSOME! 7. What should I do with my life? Granny by Chalk- least I know im gonna live to meet my grandkids 8. Will I ever have children? All that I’ve got by The Used. – I’m only gonna have my children?! 9. What is some good advice for me? Shut me up by Mindless Self Indulgence -….that actually makes sense 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Savin’ me by Nickleback – actually, this makes sense. My life is getting rather hard. 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport by Rolf Harris – that’s what I get for downloading all those Aussie songs…AUSSIE PRIDE! 12. What song will play at my funeral? Fear Of Shorts by Tripod – I'm not scared of shorts!...I just dislike them immensely : p 13. What type of men/women do you like? He wasn’t by Avril Lavinge – obviously not that guy… 14. What is my day going to be like? You’re the Voice by John Farnam – I’m gonna be talking like nuts then! 15. Why am I here? Chasing cars by Snow Patrol – TO CHASE CARS?! 16. What will people remember me for? Butterfly by Dance Dance Revolution – I haven’t got a butterfly 17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? Imaginary by Evanescence- that makes sense. 18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan- crap 19. What will this year be all about? Lucky Me by Bachelor Girl- WHOO-HOO! x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Fav quotes: 'guess whos bak?' 'Santa?' "omg where is he?' "Behold! the gender confused palm tree in a skirt!" "Happy happy joy joy!" "Hug Patrol!GO!" "Michelle, whats something random i've said?" "I would hate to wake up and have this staring at me" (touches the Tiger toy) "you can bet your sweet Bippy!...Oops. too loud." "Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride im gonna make you burn in hell." "I'm being bullied by yr 8s!" "Algebra two: return of the 'X'" A radio play we had to do in English. i was the caller, while quwira was Lady Kay, the Psychic: "...Ok taking calls. hello caller. "I've got a word for ya Benny,... Stringbeans! thats a word." "Ahh! you've got vision in your ass!" "AHH! you've got X-ray vision in your ass!" "Why do you want me to wear skirts so much?" "Il mouse non è felice!" "We're going to see Jesus!" "That boy's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault. Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. "If you cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly." Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that! My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings "Cuz thats what my dad does, Angelthunder, he has clients." (Quwira) We have 3 realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up, (2) Stand here and get blown up, (3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. You wouldn't know a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Subtle Plans Are Here Again' LISTER: The red, green, and blue alert signs are all flashing! What the smeg is happening? "Oh Smeg. What the smeggin' smeg's he smeggin' done?! " My little baby off to destroy people... Dark Helmet: mask down Not so fast, Lone Starr. Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, Mary had a little lamb - Mary had a little lamb - "Screw you Angel" (me, joking) "I sugest taking a pen. you might need it for very important things. Like writing your name or something rude on the bottom of bunk beds! --Me informing my sister about what to take to camp. "...well, that broke my brain. hows yours doing?" "If they went and jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?" (my dad "If God is our Father, is Jesus our brother?" "ok, heres what i think. You should have talked to one plant, completely ignored the other, and for the third, yelled at it and made a point of the plant you talk to being better than it." "Why are smart people called egg-heads? EGGS AREN'T SMART!" "I didnt know Hitler spoke german!" "Go back to Doctor Suse!" "Rini says you stink!" (me "I lost a Bella!" "That is the most pathetic tail i have ever seen." "OH my GAWD! MUMMY! its JESUS! hes rising!" "I already knew that. (Quwira "lets call him a Smeg-head!" "In a dream I had the other night, Gaara killed you. so i kicked him in the shin" "I had this one dream, where Gaara kept following me around school then the principal announded that she was sorry my family had all been killed by Gaara. i stood up, pointed at him and yelled 'YOU BASTERD!...then kicked him in the shin." "dont make me come over there! i will kick ya in da shin!" "oh, go eat your face." "muuu-uum! the bacon exploded!" "isnt it a depressing thought that the second we're born, we start dying?" "Uno, does, tres, quatro, chinque, sei, sette, otto, nove, diechi- no,wait, thats Spanish and Italian. not the language I want!" "MR TERWELLS PREGNANT! no, wait a sec." "Mrs Dooley! Mr Baker's making faces at me through the back window!" "Yeah, I love me too." "So many people are odd, therefore odd is normal. which means if your normal, then your odd." "yay?" (me HOLY CRAP! ALERT THE EDITORS! "Now, you're all going to be comedians-" (drama teacher) "well, I'll have my people contact your people, and maybe we can stab at each other over tea." "Let the power of Youth wash your socks!" "What happens in , stays in Las Vegas...until Monica comes along." "SHIKA SAID BOOBY!" "I told her she looked very becoming. She looked like she was ready to sock me in the mouth." "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man's wife...my mother!" "How ya goin mate?-shakes my Smoky's hand- got anymore or is this it? (doctor in the emergency room "listen, I'm your dad! go get the ice cream!-shoves coupon in my face-" Love (crossed out): Like (crossed out): Tolerant: Rin, Jaken; later on - Inuyasha? "Oh great. we're entrusting our lives to a mob of parrots." "I was on top of the world. Until someone pushed me off." "Nana? have you ever heard of a man called Jesus?" (Chibie "I dont think we should be teaching the bible to kids that young. according to the bible, we're all inbreds. TWICE! Adam and Eve, then god killed everyone and it was just Noah's family. Noah, his wife, and their sons. and what about 'The Virgin Mary'? how are we meant to explain what virgin means to a six-year-old?!" "Why are all fathers whose kids are in our grade shaving off their mostaches?! MY DAD DIDNT EVEN TELL ME UNTIL I NOTICED IT!" "Notice anything different?-points to lip-" (my dad, trying to make his friend noticed his mostache was gone. "Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was black as charcoal. everytime it jumped a fence a flame went up its -insert the bad word here-." "Alright, i've had a few drinks tonight and im a bit wobbly, but I can get your stiches out." (My uncle "Hows that, Elf? your sister just risked her life to get you a flower." "I'm making Naruto pants." "hey, in religion, we're told that Jesus and God are inside us, right?"(Me "OMG a sick person!...wait, I'm in a hospital" "Ok, -points to me- You're the one with brains, and -points to Elf- you're the one who asks stupid questions" "are you nervous about the comercial?" (Boy i met "oh my god I'm emo!" "Oh my god. is that a rhinoserus?" "Any one here?"(Boy. in a play, Me and another boy were ment to be hiding in a closet while the kid came in and robbed the place "Damn guys with their bad sneaking out skills. Scratch egging their dorm, lets egg them!" "you know whats creepy? Zac kinda reminds me of Smoky." (Me "What did you think of the camp's theme?" (Question on the review of camp Some questions are hard to answer "no no no no, please work, I love you." "please? I love you!" "DYNAMIC ENTRY!" "Go you... woman!" "oh great. the Easter bunny forgot it was easter, and Dad lost a cat. I have such faith in my parents." "You're face!" "No way! If my family finds out about this, they will bury me alive, and dance on my grave, i am NOT exagurating! ok, i am a litte, but still!" "Dont mess with me, I have a weapon." "He's pushing up dasies now." (guy in movie "Somebody threw a boy at me." "THE EASTER BUNNY IS A STALKER!" "It's worse than that, He's dead Jim, "I love this song!-song ends-CRAP!" "Flaherty? meh. -phone rings- helerty?" "GREGS LOCKED IN THE DUNNY!" "Do you realise you're an idiot?" "My glass is made in Russia." "when in doubt, always look like you know what you're doing." "Herinecaaa..."(Legs "If you dont want a girly one, go for the black ones."(lady at the stall Mr sand man! bring me a dream!"(Elf (singing) "Sand goes up, sand goes down. sand goes up, sand goes down." "haha lol ooh it's all underliney!! and now its not. now it's straight. and now its unbold. behold the unboldness." "why are you so much like a mon?"(chibie "Whats viagra?"(Chibie "hahaha, ignore me."(Angelthunder on the phone after she had said something wrong "hahahaha lol..."(angelthunder "Jeez, when i try to show the moron i DO still love him, hes never around!" "Nothing is impossible!"(Legs "I SHALL YOUTHFULLY CHECK MY EMAIL AND THEN READ IT!"(me over MSN "I'm gonna do the chicken dance -does dance-" "CARMON MAFLUGIMAJUB!" "hey! my pants are vibrating!" "I bet he feels manly." "ow my balls." "What should they do now?"(Quwira asking me about what could happen in her story "I used to make weapons when i was little."(Dad when he was helping me make a fan like Temari's "Its like in the movies, if you step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race."(Martha (Doctor Who, Season 3) "Ixney, political correctness gone mad" "Ow, I've only got one heart working. ohh, how do you people cope?!" "Expeliamus!"(Doctor Who "we're about to hear the greatest writer of all time speak."(Doctor who "Oh my god. if you copy all these quotes and paste them into a word document, it goes for 13 pages." "You sober now?" "Come on Pelemon!"(Michelle when she saw some pelicans "mm, duck food." "Hey, the sky is green!" "Guys, no killing each other." "Come on Kerri...Kelly... Kelly, thats it." "Have you ever seen a giant?"(Annie trying to prove there is no such things as giants. "Have you ever seen a giant who was ten times taller than you?"(Annie STILL trying to prove there is no such things as giants "Have you ever seen a giant who doesnt play basketball?"(Annie, once again, trying to prove there is no such things as giants "The saying is 'The pen is mightier than the sword', but if i was going into war I'd take the sword." "Dont make me nuter you, boy." "I have a strange urge to put on a seat belt" "I'm such a headstrong asshole." "see? this is what happens when people let me have chocolate for breakfast." "He looks like he came from Greece."(Millie "I am sooooooooo going to hell." "You know why unlimited downloads is so good?"(Gabby (my MSN name read 'some wars last for years. some wars last for months. the war between Zanibar and England lasted for 38 minutes') "You know what i noticed? if u take the first two letters of ur name, and the last three of ur dogs, it makes 'Kenji'" "Cant you get Kate to drive you?"(Quwira after i said i couldnt get to Netball training. "Herineca wants to say something to you."(Angelthunder over the phone after I heard her Dad was smoking "...Wheres your poster?"(Quwira "I might ask Robert if we can borrow his boat sometime."(Dad "its a beautiful day" (dad when he recognised the song on the radio and said the title. "...Sarcasem, Angelthunder. Sarcasem." (me (when Quwira's sister and her friend were walking. they are both blonde) "...loading imature fart jokes...loading mature fart jokes...loading more imature fart jokes...lost data, restarting...wait wait! found it!" "No, im gonna let you sit next to your friends for this topic. its a little sensistive for some, and you might get giggly. we are going to be learning about...electricity. Nah! you know what we're learning." "But plants dont reproduce like we do. our way is more fun...(10 seonds later)... which you dont do until you're married!" "Did you just diagnose the oatmeal? You cant just diagnose the oatmeal!" "I wonder what would happen if i was in a war, and i threw a tomato at the enemy. would it start a food fight?" "Dont make me tomato you." "I dont see how hes the sexiest man alive." (Quwira disscussing the so called 'sexiest man' "That ones got a kangaroo loose in the top padock." "Contrary to popular belief, the moon is not made of cheese." "I curse swedish fish on you!" (after Quwira took off her glasses and washed her face in a public bathroom) "Please tell me thats not a body sticking out of the trunk." "He doesnt need all that! you could spend the money on much better things...like me!" "What song will play at my funeral? Good Riddance by green day - AWWW NICE" "Whats up?"(angelthunder over MSN "That cloud looks like a fluffy bunny." (Aang, Avatar "This is God's house and God doesnt need people rolling around on the floor." "Whats 69 mean?"(Me "Jeez, you tryin to fatten me up or something?" "Swearing. Its what Aussies do." “Did you ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many people have pictures of you, how many moments of other people's lives we've been in. Were we part of someone's life when their dream came true, or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shot take us by surprise? Just think, you could be a big part of someone else's life, and not even know it.” "Jesus loves you! but everyone else thinks you're a wanker." "Quwira, watch out for that pole. Quwira, watch the road."(Jackie to Quwira. "wheres Angelthunder anyway?"(Me in a convo with Quwira "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" "you know whats ironic? we're always late for school, but when we leave for soccer, even if we're late leaving, WE'RE EARLY!" "Hold on, I'll get my 44"( Me. i dont remember if i've added this, if i have...well, im a retard. everybody happy? "To prevent spam please answer this question: What colour is a lemon? " "Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies." "I have a cold. and my throat is so bad i sound like a duck. i have a duck cold." "ROFL. well, i would be if it werent for this STINKING DUCK COLD!" "Wow. we've gone from a soccer club, to a drama club, to a choir." "Fear the Ninja Goalie and her...FORK!" "Fine you can have a Tim Tam. but dont expect me to be sharing any more of my Tim Tams. i never share my Tim Tams."(Me to Angel "Whats wrong with the song?"(elf SPECIAL NOTE FROM ME!!(...ok, two notes): 1) i cant spell. deal with it. "I feel so profesional in these lab coats."(Quwira "Yeaho!"(Chatter in science class "Why were you on the floor?"(Elf's friend f "I hate this whole dying thing, you and Sheryl had better not die." "You know, if you didnt shave your hair off, you might not be mistaken for my dad." "I'm a bored teen having a bad day. so excuse me for not grinning like im insane when i say YOU LOOK BETTER WITH HAIR!" "I lost soccer on friday, got thrashed at netball on saturday, lost soccer again and ran full-speed into the goals and nearly gave myself concussion on sunday, got a huge bruise on my leg, and i found out someone impersonated me and stole 20 bucks from Mrs J in the rest home, so now i gotta find out what the hell happened! AND Smoky called me a sookie! THIS WEEKEND SUCKS!"(Me "they are commonly refered too as basterds." "ugh, i gotta take this off. i'll get hot."(Quwira taking off her jacket "Quwira's a meanie."(Crim "You cant learn to be real, its like learning to be a midgit!" "I'm having a crisis. i cant choose between Gucci and Prada!"(Mr L's sister when she had to get glasses "gym gym gym gym gym!"(girl in Quwira's PE class telling her she had PE in the gym A SPECIAL NOTE FROM ME! (yes, another one) 1) i still cant spell. deal with it. "AK! THERES A USB THIEF ON THE LOOSE!" "Tell him if he doesnt invite me to the website, I'll hug him!" "Damn skippy it is!...I dunno what skippy is, its just something you say when its true. Read it in a book. so it must be true!" "-while eating last night's leftovers- what did we have for dinner last night?" Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. "I heard Nana say you look like Pat."(Elf talking to my friend and her Mum on Top gear (Tv show) when we first heard Dad’s new ring tone, which is a barking dog Me: (talks about how i did a voice call to a girl in Cananda (HI HASAME!)) when we went up to the Gold Coast during winter. what kinda dorks books to go then?! oh right, my Dad. -.-; after i told Mum there werent many lemons on the tree (When i found out i was going to be late for soccer) Mum: I cant tell the difference between the girls and the boys at that distance. (while trying to think of a name for my imaginary boyfriend) Priest in our starts of semester mass after only the little kids would answer him: great, thats great to know you'll help! and you girls in the back- you had better help!" Quwira: hugs make the world go round." when Elf wasnt going to her netball game and they might be short one Me about Al: If he doesnt put the Docter Who episodes on DVD for me, I'm going to put him in a skirt myself! signature on deviantart: McDreamy is doing the McNasty with McHottie?! That McBastard! girl in drama: She could kill you, and you wouldnt even know. Mum: i feel very cactus. (meaning tired. CACTUS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) Me: oh god, i swore in my uniform! please tell me no one heard! Michelle, after a teacher took a group photo of us: you know, for such a happy person, you look very serious in photos. this all happened on the same night, all phone calls: Sheryl (aunt): hi Herineca, how are you? Michelle (mums friend): Hello Herineca, how are you? Someones sig on Deviant and my MSN name for a while: I Can't Find my Social Life...Damnit! There Is Goes, It Just Ran By Me Laughing Again. Mrs Smith: on an A3 Poster. Me: Why is Eliza kicking someone? i didnt know she was that violent! ELI- oh wait, its Jade. Elf: -acts stoned in a practice performance- Angel's Mum, after dead silence in the car: Do you want to become a lesbien? Me, while trying on Angel's Sasuke cosplay and its way too big: I'm wearing Itachi's hand-me-downs! Me, after Quwira's sister called me: yessums? -no reply- what-ums do-ums you-ums want-ums? Elf: where are the faintails? where are the fantails? GIVE ME THE FKING FANTAILS! While showing a movie i made with the footage i got of me and my friends cosplaying at a school dress up day: Artist comment on Deviantart: It was only a matter of time for me to find myself drawing a guy in a tutu. Rove, on 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?': Your money rests in the hands of a girl who can fit her entire arm in a ceral box... when Elf could figure out the DVD player after i couldnt heres what happened when my Dad called Elf's mobile while we were waiting for Mum to pick us up after seeing a movie. semi-quoting Terrence & Phillip from South Park. My sister is flying over to stay with some of our cousins tomorrow, (wed), and my other cousin is coming down to stay with me and Mum. heres what i said about it all: saw this on TV, dont remember who said it though, the show was 'Life' or something. he had just told someone the universe makes fun of us all: Me, this was a while ago: I'm not going to die from that cold thats going around. no way. its not dramatic enough for my death. Me on MSN, after my internet was being mean: )@( )#_(#&(_)# )(&) ) BALONI!! My cousin Chibi had photos, and he sent me a bookmark with his picture on it. because i read a lot. These are all my favourite Calvin and Hobbes quotes (some from the comics, some from icons i saw): - Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. me, Quwira and Angel all slept in a tent during the holidays, and here is the funniest thing that happened pretty much all night: before that, we had to set up the tent. the tent was in the front yard. it was getting dark so i guess Mum decided to come out and help. when i got into the car after school: over MSN: after watching the traffic report. ages ago when FMA was still on cartoon network, late at night. first time i watched it. for about two seconds. when an add for Motorola phones came on science teacher:...if you're electrocuted, you tend to die. during math: after talking to a lady with a little kid in the hospital waiting room and she said girls are getting pregnant at seventeen now, so i should be careful. When Mum had Chemo brain, she kept forgetting things. this is what happened when she forgot the word 'pillow case' I have a tendency to say things backwards in my head. dont ask me why. at Michelle's party while having dinner: Quwira was away for her flute exam one day, and me and Mitchy got bored. so we decided to scar Angel's mind/freak her out/make her feel as uncomfortable as possible. heres my less dirty contribution. still trying to scar Angel's mind/freak her out/make her feel as uncomfortable as possible. me and my sister got hyper in the car, i was in the drivers seat, Mum came and knocked on the window. she was wearing sunglasses and didnt look amused. Angel: go bug Quwira i got hysterical about perverts constantly adding me to MSN. Michelle and Quwira were trying to calm me down with ocean noises. we had a CanTeen camp and when we went to play Laser Skirmish outside, this guy was talking to us. Bloke: We don’t want anyone climbing trees. Mainly because we don’t want anyone falling on top of anyone else, but we do have drop bears and they get angry if anyone is in their tree. They’re big, they’re white, they drink rum and they drop on Swedish tourists. (an add for a beer reference. Aussies would know) Bloke: No pistol whipping, because they will want revenge when they regain consciousness. Bloke: do not hold your gun like this! -demonstrates- because if you fall over you will dislocate your shoulder and it will hurt. it will hurt even more when i put it back in, and then realise it was the wrong shoulder. Bloke: If you die, come back up to the medic tent and I will shoot you with the medic gun, reviving you. I am god. Will: Damn, i died! Will, while i was walking up to the medic tent: so you finally died Me: whats ur fav song? Elf asking Dad riddles. about to cross the street, not at the lights. when Dad was trying to open accounts for Elf and me at the bank I saw a dead possum and started working myself into hysterics. i was playing my cousin's Grand Theft Auto game for the first time and didnt know why the cops were chasing me. saw an add on TV i didnt understand, and it was obvious the painter didnt either. When i was with Chibi at the plaza on the phone, with a southern accent: well, I just logged into MSN an- WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE A SOUTHERN ACCENT?! after piggy-backing Chibi: we went down to Gabby's Moonta house for a while. we were playing cards. i just walked into a room: ( '-' means what part of the conversation I came into) my iPod paused: while watching the Death Note live action movies (that i just bought! X3), Light said his favourite kind of chips. mum thought i had appendicitus. a bloke crossed the road while the pedestrain thing was still red Elf: GIVE ME MY BOOK! Elf: she still has my book! Fi (fellow buffy fan): may your easter be filled with vampires and other creatures! Angel and me discussing story ideas Gabs: i got here today and i thought, 'hmm, where would Herineca be?' then i just saw this huge mob of black and i knew it was you guys. Gabs (we're not actually lesbiens): we're lesbiens! we stick together! in the chapel at school Fi: can i call you Cathy? Me and Angel have developed a game. it derived from this: Me: I think i just scared a child. Al, when he picked up the laptop: BUTTONS! Al: Cathy! come here. Little Man fell asleep on the couch Me: Would you rather...go on three dates with Angel...or...spend eternity...with Spike.. who has- Actor in a play: Oh! i felt that in my bowels! Em: No! a cinamin is when- eLF: -leaning on L.M.- stay still! i want to be slight- pat moves I want to be slight-! Dad: I was about to use that knife. Me: You are nuts! absolutely nuts! you are what you eat, and you eat nuts!...-realises-..... bugger. We found a little dog on the road and i called the number on her collar Me: I know the title for the next Harry Potter book!! x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Conversations at soccer: Meet the guys! (well, some of them) one of the first trainings: Coach: Ok, look. if 'The Man' ever comes close to you, just scream and I'll grab one of the poles from the construction stuff over there -points- and bash him up, ok? can we focus on soccer now? someone: ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOTH! (dont remember who, but the moth was huge.) Coach: Also, dont forget, niggle them! Since Coach has decided that we are going to be the mean team of the division, heres our practice of how we start a fight: during a scratch match when the other team didnt show: Coach: I had this whole speech lined up about how Herineca and Contact werent going to be playing on Sunday, but Herineca is playing, so that stuffs it up. in the change rooms: -strange clacking sounds coming from toilet- Heres a long one: Coach: you know, I'm seriously considering putting Herineca out in field, and Chatter in goals, just to see her suffer. i dont care if we lose by 20 goals, but if i can see Chatter suffer i will die a happy man. I seriously will. Coach: if i had to risk my life to save any of you, i wouldnt. In fact if it was Chatter, i'd help the guy! hed just be standing over you, deciding wether or not to stab you, and i'd just grab the knife and finish it!" (we know hes kidding) Coach: Chatter, go into the change rooms. I'll be there in five minutes. anybody got a knife or a gun on them?" -during Health class. Boot, Ribbon and Chatter are all in my health class- Me: When in doubt, call Coach! Me and my Mum were sitting in the car park at a field we dont normaly play at, and werent not sure if it was my team at the other end of the field. so we called Coach, because i didnt want to walk down there and find out its not my team. in the change rooms at different field: Coach told us at training that instead of training on Friday, we would go bowling. no one knew why, so we were repeatedly trying to get him to tell us. Ribbon, running around telling everyone to be quiet: shush already! THANKS COACH! at photos: when we had to try out people for goalie since i couldnt be there we had our last game (AND WE WON!) and then we had a barbeque after. the best quotes from the day came from Coach and his brother: Coach: Nik! kick it straight! your gonna give me a heart attack! the absolute best thing that happened after we won. J brought silly string and while me and Short-Stop were trying to take the nets down, we suddenly see Coach tearing across the field to the forest (a small area full of trees and a creek that everyone calls the forest) and the whole team apart from us are chasing him. me and Short-stop were cracking up so hard. after that, this happened: -after Coach opens his present, which is a shirt from his favourite team with 'Coach 1' and his last name on the back- the try outs are on for the new season. i only know of three girls who arent coming back because they switched clubs (while we're begining to warm up Coach (warning the team about Chatter): you should have heard the stories i heard last year. 'my TV fell on me', 'i threw a chair at my dog', and now shes bought a Kevin '07 T-Shirt for seven bucks. T, wantintg one of the bibs: can i have one?! please? i've never had one! -creeping closer- we took my dogs to my game, and there were other dogs...yeah, they went nuts. We had a convoy to a game one day. Coach was late, and when he got in his car T saw him fixing his hair. Gabs: God, Herineca, you are such a winger! Coach: can you kick? Coach: did you seriously get lost on the way up here? Everyone was trying to put makeup on Coach... Coach: Herineca, what kind of Pizza do you like x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x a convo between quwira and me when Tilly first revealed she could talk: Q is quwira, H is me (Herineca) and tilly is well… Tilly. Revised by quwira. Probably cuz she was bored. Enjoy! Q: guess who’s back? H: Santa? Q: omg where is he? H: LETS GO FIND HIM! Q: YOSH! H: (looking) he's not behind the tree Q: he isnt under my chair H: he isnt under the desk H: not in my room Q: hes not in the printer H: Santa is that you? Voice: no H: o ok then H: santa? are you here? Tilly: i've captured the fat man to give me presents of mass distruction Q: o dear god u can talk! H: (gasp) that is so...so...CUTE! Tilly: n- no! its not! Tilly: and NO! i cant Q: kawayii! a tlking evil dog H: that is so cute! Tilly: I AM NOT CUTE! FEAR ME! Q:kawayii datte bayo! H: yes u r! Tilly: I speak fluent Japanese. i am fluent in many other languages Q: oh kawayii! u can tlk! Tilly: but for reasons for which you will not understand, I will not speak then Tilly: NO I CAN NOT Q: yes, yes u can! H: yes u can! Tilly: NO I CAN NOT! Q: tilly can talk! H: ur doin it now! Q: tilly can tlk! tilly can tlk! tilly can tlk! tilly can tlk! Tilly: DAMN, i mean...arf? H: o. i guess she cant tlk Q: but where is santa? H: aw H: north pole? Tilly: YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE FAT MAN FOR I HAV HIDDEN HIM! H: HA! YOU CAN TLK! Q: AAHHHHHHHHHHH Q:no santa y? y? H: my evil puppy has kidnapped santa. o, what will the world do? (cires dramaticaly) Q: AAAAAAAAaahhhhhhhhh' Q: tilly could u teach benji 2 tlk? (benji is quwira’s dog) Tilly: only if he agrees to join my army of darkness and helps me conquer the world! Q: no I don’t think so Tilly: then he shall remain a common dog forever! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Q: aw Tilly: hey, thats the conditions and if ur not happy with them he cant learn Q: ur mean wah wah wah Tilly: u got to b if u want to rule the world Q:cant u b a nice ruler? Tilly: 'nice' doesn’t conquer the world! Q: Herineca can u give ur doggie a time out? Q:shes being mean 2 me wah Tilly: Herineca is currently tied up in the closet H: (muffled) mmm!mmmm! Q: u r evil Tilly: no. you shall remain in there and i shall take your form and go to school and rule the world! Q: o dear Tilly: dog doo. this one has heard my plan. o well, no one will believe her even if she tells some one! Tilly: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SHALL RULE THE WORLD Tilly: now, to figure out how to convince other dogs to join my army of darkness...or any animal at all Q: omg! omg ! omg! Tilly: what is it, girl? Q: another one bites the dust really sounds like its fun 2 smoke marijuana backwards! Q: tell Herineca NOW Tilly: fine Q: coz i can b very scary wen i want 2 b Tilly: i can b scarier. anger is built up when u look this cute Tilly: Herineca! this girl says that another one bites the dust sounds like 'its fun to smoke marijuana' backwards! H: OMG! WOW! How do you play it backwards? Q: yay! Tilly: how did u get out of the closet? H: good question Q: i recorded it then played it backwards Q: I’ll send it H: yay! Tilly: get bak in the closet! H: make me! Tilly: (puppy eyes) H: aww. thats so CUTE! ok! I have a weird life... I AM TILLY IN DISCUISE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! FEAR ME! x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua. Herineca. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), Herineca Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)gaara1306 aka foamy the sguirrel, Matts-Awesome-Too (I like pie! Meeps!)Herineca If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you have no idea who Abericrombie and Fitch are but still copied the above into your profile because you thought it was funny/ like copying things into your profile then copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. Copy this into your profile if you like copying and pasting things into your profile. (i do in case you havent noticed) I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever copied something into your profile, just because someone else told you to, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol. Paste this if you like muffins. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. It's log log COPY AND PASTE THIS 3 TIMES TO WIN THE LOG! It's log log COPY AND PASTE THIS 3 TIMES TO WIN THE LOG! It's log log COPY AND PASTE THIS 3 TIMES TO WIN THE LOG! If you hate High School Musical, copy this into your profile. please. If you noticed that in High School Musical we never actually got to see the musical, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is where you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is where you do or say a totally random thing, like 'do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?' or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find I am a tough opponent). So if your crazy copy this onto your profile. If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Herineca This is great: ~You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five is missing. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. ~ You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot, someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some people pronounce "Australia" like "Strayla" and that's ok. 6. You know that there is a universal place called "woop woop" located in the middle of nowhere... no matter where you actually are. 7. You know that while we call our friends 'mates', we don't use terms like 'shiela' and 'shrimp on the barbie', contrary to popular belief. 8. You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer because it tastes like shit. But we let the world think we do. Because we can. 9. You know that if a man has sex with another man, he's a homosexual, and (until recently), a criminal in Tasmania 10. You resent people who succeed over others- everyone should do the same thing, so we all get a "fair go"; a kind of 'American-dream' in reverse. This is why we actively like not liking Americans. 11. You've seen Gallipoli, Crocodile Dundee, Young Einstein, Muriel's Wedding, The Castle, Beneath Clouds, Strictly Ballroom, 40,000 Horsemen, and maybe even Wolf Creek. 12. It makes you happy when someone in Hollywood is actually Australian... Mel Gibson, Nicole Kidman, Russle Crowe, Cate Blanchett, Baz Luhrman, Elle MacPherson, Olivia Newton-John, Midnight Oil, ACDC, INXS, Greg Norman, Cathy Freeman, Dawn Fraser, Pat Rafter, Ian Thorpe... 13. One word: Skippy. 14. You know that Sydney 2000 was one of our proudest moments in history. We just fucking rock. 15. You know that you are not going to die of cholera or other Third World diseases (remote Aboriginal communities are a different matter) 16. You know our country has never been conquered by a foreign nation (you don't count 1788). 17. We know that the Metric system will always be better than anything inches, feet, pounds and farenheit will ever offer 18. You drive on the left-hand side of the road. 19. If you're a pedestrian and cars are stopped at a red light, you will fearlessly cross the street in front of them. 'Hit and runs' just aren't cricket. Because aussies stick together. 20. You think of Australia as being somewhat out of place within the Asia-Pacific region; surrounded by unstable ex-colonial nations who regard you as racist, imperialist, and unfairly wealthy. 21. You know that New Zealanders are basically our naive country cousins, who have a weird fush-and-chups accent, and for some bizzare reason, think that they invented pavlova. Bastards. They are to be pitied and laughed at. They have no hope of gaining the upper hand in the endless sporting rivalry between our two nations. 22. You know that you can't eat Fantales alone... Otherwise who will you play the 'Who am I...' game with when you're reading the wrapper? 23. You know that Sydney should be the capital because Canberra is a hole. 24. You know that Americans think we're all Steve Irwin clones. And crickey, they couldn't be more wrong. 25. You know that Lawyers wear wigs and gowns. And we make it look good. 26. You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume. 27. You feel obliged to spread salty black stuff that looks like congealed motor oil on bread... and actually grow to like it. You've also squeeze Vegemite through Vita Wheats to make little Vegemite worms. 28. You believe that democracy means the freedom to draw caricatures of good ol' Johnny Howard 29. You think footballers dressing up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't). 30. You have the ability to compress several words into one - ie 'g'day' and 'd'reckn?'. This allows more space for profanities. 31. You've ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place 'bloody' in front of it when you REALLY mean it. 32. You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad. 33. The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important than local and national news stories. 34. You say 'no worries' quite often, whether you realise it or not. 35. You know what fairy bread tastes like, and you can't imagine your childhood without it. 36. You know the first verse to the national anthem, but still don't know what "girt" means. And you're ok with that. 37. You've drank your tea/coffee/milo through a tim tam. 38. You know that backyard cricket is a nice way to bond with family and the rubbish bin. And the 'one bounce, one hand' rule always applies. 39. You know that we are home to the just about all of the world's deadliest of animals. That's why if anybody messes with us we'll get some funnel webs on their asses. 40. You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don't scorn... because you're doing it too. 41. You know what trop-fest is and it makes you happy. 42. Sausage rolls and meat pies. End of story. 43. You firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok and have offered advice that included the words, "she'll be right, mate". 44. You have a story that somehow involves an excessive consumption of goon... but you can't remember. 45. You own a Bond's chesty. In several different colours. 46. You've ordered a steak the size as your head and only paid 5 at your local RSL 47. You know that Italy should never have been granted that fateful kick in the 2006 Soccer World Cup. 48. You know how to slip, slop, slap like it's nobody's business. 49. You've heard the Prime Minister dismiss anyone who disagrees with him simply as 'un-Australian', and that's enough to make us sit down and shut up. 50. You know that the value of a public holiday is measured in terms of alchohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday. 51. You realise you know the Vegemite song, but not the second verse of our national anthem. (the beer ones dont really apply to me. im still under age) Random facts that i find interesting: Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say no evil). 55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn. hello, zzzzz zzzz ? 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school. Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !! When you are dizzy, the body naturally assumes that you have been poisoned. So the automatic reaction is for food to be expelled. A.K.A you chuck. random thoughts: What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Does Superman wear underpants on the inside as well as the out? If god is our Father, is Jesus our brother? x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) |
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