a-virtuous-pyromaniac
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Joined 12-29-16, id: 8608695, Profile Updated: 02-06-17
Author has written 4 stories for Team Fortress 2.

Yo. I'm Lucia.

Despite my handle, I am not actually a pyromaniac. I only built like, one flamethrower and that's not enough to qualify.

Right?

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Authenticity's Sake
The year is 1938. Bea and Cheavy sneak out of a hotel and have sex in a VW beetle. That's about it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,147 - Published: 6/2 - Heavy, Pyro, The Administrator - Complete
Protose and Other Problems
Classic Pyro makes vegetarian food. Cheavy is not happy. Shenanigans ensue. A little fluffy comedy set in 1935.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2018 - Complete
This Is Why You Don't Play Monopoly With Eight People reviews
A bad dust storm comes to Great-Depression-Era Teufort. The Classic Mercenaries wait it out while playing a newfangled board game: Monopoly.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2017
Monte Cassino reviews
When seven members of the team are sick with the flu, Engie has to take care of them by himself. There's no way Soldier could help. After all, Soldier's a useless moron. No good at helping with anything. Right?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Engineer, Medic, Soldier - Complete