Well jolly fuckin ranchers, hello there. My name's FuckMeInTheAssCauseILovejesus because I've given up on life. That's all you need to know.

A few things about me:

I use to think air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. ._.

I laugh so hard that no noise comes out and I sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

I WANT SOMEBODY TO THROW SHAMU BACK INTO THEE OCEAN!!!

When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal... BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY!

I watch Anime like Fairy Tail, Attack on Titan, Ouran High School Host Club and some other's too.

Who I Ship From The Anime's:

Fairy Tail~

Erza x Strawberry Cake

Happy x Fish

Natsu x Fire

Gray x Nudity

Lucy x Cleavage

Carla x Bows

Freed x Stalking Laxus

Max x Broom

Cana x Alcohol

Attack on Titan~

Mikasa x Pomegranate

Eren x Spoon

Levi x Tide

Armin x No Self-esteem

Petra x Tree

Sasha x Potato/ Bread

Oluo x Tongue

Wallovah x Wall

Hanji x Titans

Erwin x Eyebrows

Jean x Horse

Marco x 50%

Eren x Anger