This is a story about what happens when StarClan gets bored of the Clans' boring lives! Wacky things are about to occur! WARNING: RANDOM :). Rated "T" just in case.

What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. AU. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates irregularly, usually near the end of a month. 32nd Night: Heather's price, and a bicycle challenge that makes more sense than in canon.

Fate, destiny, chance, and luck. Four of the most powerful forces in existence, and all of them have had it out for Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson, Heather Wilson, and Gwen Fahlenbock since the days they were born. Fortunately, those same four forces have got it in for each other as well. Rated M for sex and other mature, darkly realistic subject matters.

Noah finds himself back on the plane and is forced to relive the events of Season 3 (Total Drama World Tour). However, not everything is the same the second time around...

Total Drama has ended, and Cody is still single. All he ever wants is to have someone special in his life. A chance to redeem himself. He's given a second chance as he returns to the island, while coming across some changes. How will he perform this time around, and how will it affect the game and its course? (Based off of 'Total Drama Redemption' by PurpleBandit3000)

The best jokes, comedy sketches and parodies, as interpreted by YOUR favorite campers!

Jirou gets into an argument with some asshole from the business course and gets outed as trans in the process. She has no idea how to deal with this. She has no idea what her classmates will think of her. All she knows is that it's not fair.

Alejandro and Heather always have a hard time deciding who should be on top in the bedroom and it's no different when Alejandro makes his debut on All-Stars! What happens when the two of them have a public fight about this and how is Lightning involved?

It had all started when her mother had asked if they'd thought about having kids when the two had payed them a visit in Honolulu. Ochaco was sure she'd looked like a flustered idiot… Izuku hadn't handled the comment as smoothly either. Her mom assured them she was only joking …but was she? No matter. They could just ignore the topic, right?... Right? IzuOcha

Bridgette and Geoff broke up during TDA Aftermath III and never reconciled after that. Lindsay also broke up with her own boyfriend too. Both girls are depressed. What would happen when one evening, they come together in one room and chat about their problems in the past and the present? Will that one night change everything from then on? Rated M for sexual scenes and yuri.

He didn't mind not having a tomorrow. He didn't mind slipping through the cycle of time and into a void. Izuku knew where the shortcut was. "If I promise you something, will you promise it to me, too?" In the last day of his life, he never thought that random girl would eventually make him change his whole plan with simple words. (IzuOcha Week 2017: Day 6)

At the end of their first year, Mineta slips Yaoyorozu a roofie. This marks the end of part one, the part where he's a harmless and annoying child. The second part begins with a call.

"Someone's smitten with a certain Latin heartthrob?" "No. I was just curious is all? He's usually here before us." Duncan rolled his eyes. "You're in denial Pasty, you like Alejandro. Just admit it." "I don't." she insisted. This story is rated for topics and situations and contains potential triggers.

What do you do when your teacher is secretly the king of your ship?

Izuku gets hit by a Villain with a Scorpion Quirk, leaving him in a nightmare induced coma. His friends struggle to save him, and accidentally find the side-effect of the Quirk: allowing others to see Izuku's memories before UA. Deals with bullying and depression. Contains hurt Izuku, friends working together as a team, and some family bonding. Hinted IzuOcha, but not much.

The Total Drama Jumbo Jet is forced down over the Atlantic Ocean. Cody, Courtney, Gwen, and Noah get separated from the rest of the remaining contestants. They discover the gateway to something different. The gateway to the impossible. The gateway to…Rapture! The teens will struggle to not just survive but also keep their sanity and deepest beliefs intact in the first "Bioshock"!

A collection of prequel one-shots based on the premise that Total Drama characters had to change basic aspects of themselves (names, appearances, personalities, etc.) to appear on the show, much as professional actors routinely must. Chapter 2: "Desperate Measures", featuring Izzy.

Love. Now, that's an easy word to describe. Love means passion and intimacy. Love means friendship and honesty. The funny thing about love is that you don't know when exactly you fell in love until it's too late. I had that realization at the worst possible timing. At my best friend's wedding. The only problem was that the love of my life was the groom. And I was not the bride.

What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.

A series of M chapters about Total Drama's geeky guys getting it on with Total Drama's many lovely ladies. Total Drama never happened. Everything's in the same continuity. Couples: Codette, Samkota, Gweneren, Bridgeren, Gwody, Codther, Nourtney. If you don't like reading about characters having sex, don't read this story!

(Not so good with summaries, and sorry if there is typos). What is the truth behind Gwen and Courtney's constant fighting? Is it really because they both love Duncan? Or something else? One shot. WARNING: Yuri, Sex scene.

After a summer in Europe, Lindsay comes back home quite grown up...with breasts five cup sizes larger than when she left. Despite being the same bubbly, naïve and friendly girl she was before she left, Lindsay's life is changed by her new assets, as she becomes the biggest sexual desire of her whole school. Includes Lindsay multiple-shipping lemon.

Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)

Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.

One day in an Apartment with E-Scope... I wonder what will happen! Secret Santa for ThePessimisticRainbow. Oneshot!

Noah never really sought social interaction, as he just lived in his books, even as a young child. But when two girls, one insane and the other short-tempered, barge into his live, he reluctantly befriends them. His life is never the same and he will never feel alone again. AU where the Total Drama show doesn't exist. NoCo, Ozzy and other pairings in later chapters.

In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?

Running out of ideas, Chris forces the campers to write poems of their experiences on the show. Some go a little crazy, but most write legitimate poems of all different styles and rhyme scenes. What started as Chris' bad idea becomes an awesome poem collection! Newest Poem: Zoey. Next Poem: Cameron.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?

Life is hard. It's particularly hard when you live in Dramatika, a city where corruption is expected, abuse is the norm, and Murphy's Law is in full effect. Gwen, Lindsay, and Heather try to make it through a life where they are essentially cosmic playthings, attempting to survive of the mad city without being consumed whole. Total Drama never happened. Chapter 44 is up.

I have turned this into multiple one-shots of Gwourtney lemons. (Re-do, my computer messed with the chapters in this story)

A kinder, gentler Courtney "bashing" (if that's what you want to call it) story, written to show bashers that they don't have to be mean or tasteless to give their favorite punching bag a lot of grief. A loosely connected series of vignettes built around three humiliating incidents based on true stories. Mostly prequel, although two chapters expand on canonical incidents.

A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.

AU The twenty-two campers are forced to attend an elite-level boarding school. Sounds like it is going to be a good thing... right? The first year, Junior Year, is covered.

... Is just a bunch of TDI pairings that won't ever happen. Warning: Serious injuries may occur from over-exposure to this fic. Enjoy this collection of fine fanon and crack pairings! SPECIAL- The 12 Crack Couples of Christmas! #12- Finale!

Cody-centric season 4; Struggling to let Gwen go, the gap-toothed geek tries to stay focused for his team. However, stubbornly being unable to move on and unknowingly wooing other girls, how far in will he get in his predicament? *Finale*

I sighed impatiently and pulled my shirt back on and walked back onto my bed. "Don't hurt your pretty little head princess. It's nothing to get worked up over, just a few bruises" DxC violence, rape, mature themes.

We have gifts, they say, but a gift is something you can return. At this school we are special but things keep getting worse, I fit in, for once, but something is going on, something big. And I think I need help. DxC, GxT, BxG and others