Loki suddenly gives himself up, easily going into custody when Thor slaps the cuffs on him. Everybody's confused. But no one more so than Tony, because Loki's giving him bedroom eyes and Tony... Tony kinda digs that. See warnings inside.

"Somewhere out there, Thor is laughing at him. Loki just knows it." Loki contemplates Midgardian courting rituals, overexcitable not-brothers, and other, common, problems one has to face when dating a super hero.