Reasons to join the dark side( if you wish to join, add this to your profile.) (Made by Demonic Daydreams)

1. We have cookies

2. Meet the recruitment bunny

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys

6. Money. Money. Money. Ever notice we are usually much richer than you guys?

7. DID I MENTION COOKIES

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a hair dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.*I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell .I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.*I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.*I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.*I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTTI'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.*I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.*I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black*I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.*I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.*I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.*I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.*I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.*I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.*I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.*I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy*I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.*I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish*I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.*I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.*I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistakeI DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.*I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell .I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.*I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.*I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.*I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.*I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.*I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTTI'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.*I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.*I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.*I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.*I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.*I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.*I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.*I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.*My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.*I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse*I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.*I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak*

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.*I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.*I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy*I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.*I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED*I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.*I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.*I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.*I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.*I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake*I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems*I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist*

Ten Reasons that Being Gay is (Not) Wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we only have one religion in the country.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.