This is a fabulously not good story. I think it is one of the worst things I have ever written. It did manage (somehow) to win 3rd prize in a short story competition. I am not even sure if this is the right category for it.

Despite any claims to the contrary, this is not designed to annoy. If you want it to, then there is no way I can prevent it. I happen to like parodies. I refuse to apologise for my religious views. Thank you to all people with a sense of humour. Try