![]() Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Tomb Raider, Lord of the Rings, Pacific Rim, and Avengers.
I'm a person and I sometimes write things. Usually when attempting to avoid something else. It's a skill. I've been reliably informed I should fill this with a wall of text so gigantic that no-one will ever find my actual fics. Who am I to argue? For Readers of The Shadow of Angmar I have, on and off, been working on a 'cheat-sheet' for the history and people featured in this story. It's not currently complete, but for those people who want to know just what is canon and what is not, it can be found here: ht tps :/ / goo .gl / G0Ek3j Pointless Things No-one Cares About What's your favourite pairing? Harry/Fleur for no good reason. Why do you do stupid crossovers? Someone has to. Why do you always write Harry as a wimp? I'd argue that point but it's a waste of time. I like a competent Harry but he's always human, never a god. Where's the satisfaction if winning is easy? Why do you write? I like a challenge and this is hard to get right and has a nice low barrier for entry. It's how I keep things interesting. Find something you suck at then keep doing it until you no longer suck. Then find something else. Great thing about FanFiction is there's always someone to tell you that you suck! Result. What's your favourite colour? Yellow. Are you writing now? Uhhhh... Will we get to see it? Mmmm... What is your favourite type of whale? Sperm. Because SPERM, GETTIT?! Can you fill 2000 lines with complaints about Harry/Ginny? Uh, no. Probably not. I find it a bit boring, that's all. Why don't you hate Ron? I don't hate many people. Umbridge, yes. Ron, no. I doubt I would personally have made friends with him, but Harry's welcome to. He's just a kid, a bit flakey and all but what can you expect. So you're OK about Ron/Hermione? Not in so many words. Canon Ron/Hermione doesn't make much sense to me, seems to be an acrimonious divorce in the making there but I suppose it could be done well. I've just never seen it. Why are you asking yourself questions on the internet? Honestly have no idea. I probably need my head looked at. Do you think anyone cares what you think? I should hope not. Fics in Process The Shadow of Angmar (HP/LotR) - A long three-arc tale with each projected to be in the range of 100k words. Fully outlined and chapters should continue at the pace of one every couple of weeks (though I can't promise that I'm afraid). Will cover content from The Silmarillion, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. With 1000 years to influence Middle-earth things are going to get shaken up. Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous (HP/LotR) - Where the Shadow of Angmar is fairly dark, serious and straight-laced this... isn't. An utterly irreverent romp through an Elfing!Harry story when you throw in a Harry who has no time for regressing to a child-like state. A New Man (HP/Avengers) - A 120k word story set in the Avengers-verse. Chapter outlines made up already (though subject to some change of course). This story is on the back-burner while I focus on getting Shadow of Angmar back up to speed. Harry Potter and the Sun Queen (HP/Tomb Raider) - My first foray into fanfiction and thus kind of lacking in actual story as what was posted is mostly game content Harry. Might happen. Some day. Fics in Planning Harry/Fleur Fic - Fleur's a stuck up bitch, really. She takes an interest in Harry because of his fame and because he's interesting. She figures it would be a challenge to get him to fall for her in the short time she's at Hogwarts and goes for it. Only, things get a bit more personal than she'd hoped and she finds herself not wanting to leave him at the end... HP/Mass Effect - I always wanted to do a HP/Mass Effect story and have currently got a very light outline plus two chapters written. An old Harry brought out of retirement by a new, and yet terribly old, threat. HP/aSoIaF Crossover - Take Harry, drop in Westeros before Robert's Rebellion. Let him get caught up in politics and married to someone unexpected (thanks Aerys!) and leave to stew. Serve eventually. Ok, I'm bored now I give up. How do people even fill this thing up so much? |
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