After travelling all over the Internet, looking for a new home, I've decided to return to ff.net, which is my one true home. I'm going to change the format of my stories into novel format from the ninth season. I just missed this place too much to stay away.

THE 8TH SEASON

As we head into the second half of the highly successful eighth season (of my fics, but of the actual show as well), things start to get even weirder, wackier and f*ked up in the sleepy Colorado town of South Park, USA. After feeling fed up with life in general, Kyle goes on a search for something to fill the empty void in his life - an underground bare knuckle fight club, right in the underbelly of South Park. And the children of South Park decide to leave home after growing tired of their parents' rules and curfew, and Token's house is turned into the kids' hotel, much to his parents' delight (more tenants means more money). In the return of one of South Park's best loved characters, Butters develops a crush on Mr. Hankey's daughter, only she's madly in love with Kyle. Also, South Park Gets Nude when everyone takes a leaf out of the Winters' (the nudist family I created) book and turns nudist, and Cartman finally learns the identity of his real mother.

COMING SOON!!!

NEGRO BROTHER (title subject to change)
Token holds a sleepover for his friends, leaving Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny majorly impressed by how lenient Token's parents are. Fed up with being treated like a "third world country" by his parents, Stan leaves home and moves in with Token. Before long, other kids in South Park begin to follow suit.

CRAIG'S SUPER GAY MAGICAL ADVENTURE
Continuing from the episode The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers, Craig befriends the Harry Potter kids of Bailey. He quickly becomes addicted to the Harry Potter books, including the latest - Harry Potter and the Enchanted Condom of Semen. Filled with the spirit of the young wizard, Craig asks his parents if he can attend Hogfart's School of Wizardry. Can Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny (whose soul is trapped in Cartman's body, it takes place in the past, remember?) bring Craig back to his senses? Well, kind of.

I seem to be giving away all my ideas lately, but they keep coming. Please note that the above description regarding the second half of season eight may differ now, with some fics being held back for the start of season nine (yes, there will be a ninth season!).

THE DAY THE FARTING DIED
Following in the footsteps of Friends, Frasier and Sex and the City, Terrance and Phillip announce their plans to bid farewell to television by airing the final episode of their show. Can the boys get their idols to reconsider? Meanwhile, after learning about Kelsey Grammer's successful spin-off from the hit show Cheers called "Frasier" and Matt le Blanc's upcoming "Joey", Saddam believes that his TV career can continue from cashing in from his apperance and launching his own hit show, "Saddam". But Scott isn't so enthusiastic...

Ah, screw it. Here's the complete list of season eight, along with the final episodes which will be up in the next month or two.

801- Relax
802- It's a Wonderful Podunk Life
803- Fatty Cent
804- All You Nude is Love
805- Planet of the Fonic Monkeys
806- Pedophilia
807- Pop Goes the Culture
808- I'm in Love with a Pagan
809- Treasure C't
810- Incestanity
811- Are You There, Kenny? It's Us, Dude
812- Charlotte
813- Fight Club Sandwich
814- ????
815- No Fankid Zone

Therefore the majority of the above fics from the first eighth season description will now carry over to season nine. They include: Fecel Attraction, Negro Brother and Everybody (the nude one).