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EZekiel2106 - Yes, that was a typo. But it amuses me, so I am keeping it.


I am a binge reader. If an author has a good story, I am likely to read every complete story they have. I may or may not log in and favorite the stories, or the Author.

If you are an Author whose story I have favorited, Thank You for putting your story here!

If you are an Author, and I haven't favorited your stories, Thank You!


I have many plot bunnies that run through my brain, but only a few get written down.


I also have a few Peeves that drive me up the wall:

Such as stories, usually Harry Potter stories, that have him getting a Time SLOWING charm, room, spell, etc and then training under it. NO! That would be a localized time acceleration charm, room, spell, etc. Grumble grumble...

Or or 1 time plot points that are never brought up again:

Such as in SG-1 when O'Neil and Teal'C learn Ancient in the time loop. And ignore the knowledge for the rest of the series. Grumble grumble...


I may eventually start a file of the many plot bunnies I have. But most are on little bits of paper I had on hand when the dang wabbits mugged me.

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Heroes Assemble! by Stargon1 reviews
After five years travelling the world, Harry Potter has landed in New York. He figures that there's no better place than the city that never sleeps to settle in and forge a new life. If only the heroes, villains, aliens and spies had received the message. Begins just before the Avengers movie and continues through the MCU. Encompasses MCU movies & TV, some others along the way.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 115 - Words: 532,095 - Reviews: 8571 - Favs: 11,724 - Follows: 14,159 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P.
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3385 - Favs: 7,593 - Follows: 8,973 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Romantic Interference by Balder reviews
Dawn gets kidnapped on a Tuesday again but this time was a little different
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18 - Xander H., Dawn S., Willow R. - Complete
The Plagiarist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Halloween is a fun time in the Buffyverse, especially Buffy's first Halloween in Sunnydale. The trickster gods take a more active hand and Xander finds himself... someplace he's always dreamed of visiting. Which is probably for the best, at least until the girls at home calm down... and with multiple copies of some of his girls that may take some time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/24/2015
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,263 - Follows: 11,295 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Bewitching the Other Guy by ANGSWIN reviews
Several years after the war, Hermione Granger moves 'across the pond' for a fresh start - and gets more than she expected when she finds herself in the middle of the Battle of New York!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,838 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 10/10/2017 - [Hermione G., Hulk/Bruce B.] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fates Be Changed by The Homing Pigeon reviews
An orphan and an outcast, living two lives that should never have intercepted. However what could happen if a nudge forces these worlds to collide? With a new name and a new father will the Boy-Who-Lived accept what Fate marked him for? A Bruce Banner/Harry Potter father/son relationship. Skip to Chapter 13 for the start of the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 349,121 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 7,520 - Follows: 7,280 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 10,951 - Follows: 6,878 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
I was drunk at the time by Selector reviews
Written to the title. Which was a prompt. This might have been the first fiction I wrote.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/25/2017
Mischief Managed by corvusdraconis reviews
[Hermione/Loki] Loki has been kicked out of Ásgarðr for bad behaviour. Odin thinks his frost giant heritage is to blame. But is it really?[AU/NC/EWE] (Not even trying for canon, sorry) COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 152,424 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Hermione G., Loki] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 5,766 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Dark Lord Potter by Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Red, White, and Blue by alienyouthct reviews
He dressed up as his state's senior senator. Now he's a blue woman. How the hell does Xander keep landing himself in these situations?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,780 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Xander H., Cordelia C., Willow R., Emma Frost
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 5438 - Favs: 16,194 - Follows: 18,979 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 445 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Gabriel by White Angel of Auralon reviews
An assassin goes around, killing off high profile targets everywhere. Nobody knows how he looks like. Nobody knows how he manages to overcome the best and oldest wards. One thing they do know is that he never fails. His name? Gabriel. / Dark story, not suited for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Rufus S. - Complete
Black Cat Across the Road by Mirrored Illusions reviews
Harry Potter thinks back on his life on the day he celebrated his first centennial, and the morning after he wakes up inside the Cupboard Under the Stairs. After finding a newspaper he realizes he has several years to plan his revenge on the Wizarding World, and also to get the education he was denied the first time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
A Hunter's Tale by Colleen reviews
Halloween on the Hellmouth has so many possiblilties. Apparently Ethan thought that one of the Slayer's little group going as a Vampire Hunter might be funny. Too bad neither he nor Xander know much about the costume.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Vampire Hunter D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,103 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Xander H.
Harry Potter, the Chosen One by DWDuck reviews
After Harry follows Sirius through the Veil of Death, the two of them are thrust through time and space to a point long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Under the training of Yoda and Ahsoka Tano, Harry will learn the skills he needs to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One, and defeat a dark lord back on Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3583 - Favs: 10,150 - Follows: 11,974 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 257 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 329 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,241 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
A Deal Made in Good Faith by sakurademonalchemist reviews
An accident while cooking leads to unexpected results. Meet Helen Crowley, the adopted daughter to the King of the Crossroads...and the world's first Mage Rider. This isn't your typical witch. There is a catch to her powers. She has to collect the soul of the man who made her an orphan to begin with, or she'll take his place. Can this snarky girl beat the deadline? FEM HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 105,436 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Crowley
Lemon Drops by Gleas reviews
ONESHOT. What if something Snape said actually makes an impact on the Boy-Who-Lived who is already on an edge about the tournament? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Goes On Holiday by Steelbadger reviews
Harry Potter never did have the best luck with holidays. How do you even begin to fight a creature the size of a large building? Harry Potter vs Trespasser.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 233 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Sidewalk Conversation by Seito reviews
There were a few things that made Tony Stark turn his head. Usually it was of the female or food variety; the first, though, had been limited since he started dating Pepper, and the second was more following his stomach. Still, it wasn't everyday someone saw a white marshmallow looking robot walking down the street.
Crossover - Avengers & Big Hero 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 774 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hiro Hamada, Baymax - Complete
The Vanquisher by AJ Freas reviews
The war is finally over. Harry is the victor, but now he finds himself without a purpose. For the first time in his young life, the Vanquisher of Dark Lords is at loose ends. On his first day back to school, Luna takes him to the Forbidden Forest. The Vanquisher's new legend and destiny waits for him to awaken on the plains of Rohan. AU (No pairings)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 18,190 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Absent Friends by alcimines reviews
Steve Rogers knows a secret. And he chooses to tell some of his friends.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 290 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,403 - Follows: 7,902 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
All the Rumors are True by alcimines reviews
Emma and Kurt are taken prisoner and must escape. In the process a long-discussed rumor is proven to have a factual basis.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Emma F./White Queen, Kurt D./Nightcrawler] - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,415 - Follows: 1,032 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 387 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,930 - Reviews: 4549 - Favs: 8,034 - Follows: 5,584 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mom? by I. H. Scribe reviews
Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 570 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
Circles by alcimines reviews
River can be quite the mysterious handful.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Mal, River - Complete
Soldiers and Heroes by alcimines reviews
In the early days of the Concordiat, the Dinochrome Brigade is forced to field war machines with artificial intelligences based on Marvel comics characters. Scott (Bolo Mark XV-M, Line Unit SCT) and Logan (Bolo Mark XV-C, Line Unit LGN) are good soldiers, but they're even better heroes.
Crossover - X-Men & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Scott S./Cyclops, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Background Check by alcimines reviews
A new NCO has been assigned to Stargate Command and Jack has the sneaking suspicion that there is something a bit odd about Sergeant Xander Harris.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Xander H., Buffy S., J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,615 - Follows: 1,844 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
and the fates sing (hold on, son) by Bambieyes1234 reviews
by chain, by face, by fate - the children of Loki are cursed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Spark of Genius by michaelsuave reviews
Xander Harris was never called a genius, but after a different choice of Halloween costumes he is hit with a 'spark' of mad genius, the abilities that go with it, and flung into a far different world. Come and enjoy the madness. GirlGenius vers costume. HIATUS
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 532,972 - Reviews: 2917 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Xander H.
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 723 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Fair by The Blind Dragon reviews
Harry gets roped into operating a Kissing Booth for an old school teacher on his 14th birthday. Follow the innocence and the fall of the dark lord in this little tale of how an innocent wish brings change to the world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,540 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cure by monbade reviews
"Neville cures his parents. Rated M, because yo may throw up at the end. hehehe Enjoy FFnet deleted it when their system screwed up and posted my rewrite as a new chapter and wouldnt let me delete ch 1
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Plan Of Action by arkkitehti reviews
In canon Alastor Moody is portrayed as a man of action, but he doesn't act like one. In this story Alastor refuses to blindly follow Dumbledores rules of engagement and conspires with Sirius to get the war going to right direction from the beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Alastor M., Sirius B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 13,637 - Follows: 3,555 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Baked Prints by Hippothestrowl reviews
Voldemort is dead but Harry missed his last year at Hogwarts so has no magical qualifications. No NEWTS is bad news. He needs a respectable job if he is to court Miss Weasley. Perhaps he might do better back in the muggles' world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
She sneaks around the world by joshlamont reviews
Xander, having never yet failed to find a slayer, may have met his match. Or, perhaps, found her...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,560 - Follows: 4,213 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Well, That Went Well by emw314 reviews
Xander and Faith are tasked with keeping Dawn safe from Glory, but of course things go wrong, and they're stuck out of time and place.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Aaarrrrrmy Training, SIR! by Manchester reviews
On Halloween, Xander dressed up as a soldier, and any good troop will carry out their mission using whatever means necessary, though it doesn't have to be with a rifle, knife or even a good, heavy rock. Sometimes, mere words are enough to ensure victory.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Que Sera Sera' Is NOT An Xander Motto by Manchester reviews
A little thing like death isn't going to stop whatever dimension Xander appears in from treating that Sunnydale native as its' favorite butt-monkey.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4004 - Favs: 10,589 - Follows: 9,819 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
Heir to the Empire: Lost in Time by Arxanti reviews
The Republic is strugling through the corruption of the Senate, the Trade Federation blockades Naboo and a Sith Lord is waking to a new galaxy, a Sith Lord that has been forgotten and lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,779 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 525 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,282 - Follows: 1,989 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1754 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6267 - Favs: 15,898 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 814 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 965 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
At the Hands of the Other by The-Caitiff reviews
Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,591 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 429 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Big Brotherhood Program by Idiosylph reviews
When Mystique and Toad from the X-Men Movieverse wind up in Evo-verse, what do they do? Why adopt the hapless Brotherhood, of course! Ch. 7 Added!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/18/2003 - Published: 8/15/2003
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