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I don't know what to say...I like Harry Potter! Yu-Gi-Oh! Percy jackson!

I like the harry potter books and movies!

Age - Unknown

My name's background - Dranias gardians

i'm writing a book (currently on chapter 4 pgs done 43)

the main characters surname is dranias hence DRANIAS guardian

i don't want you to leave bored so...

FUNNY Quotes

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Song funny

teacher:wheres your homework?

kid:written in the stars

teacher:where?

kid:a million miles away

teacher: why

kid:its a message to the main

teacher: what are u talking about?

kid: the seasons comeing up but i will never change!!!

teacher:go to the princeables office!!

kid:im on my way

or

Teacher: Where is your homework

Me: Fuck You, I'm a unicorn