The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Garrus is too old to have a crush, much less one on his human commanding officer. All his logic doesn't stop the fact that he's hopelessly hooked on her. His only hope now is to play it cool so she doesn't find out. Mass meme fill, three chapters long.

In an alternate universe, infamous Spectre Garrus Vakarian is resurrected by a shadowy terrorist organization. While recruiting a team for a suicide mission, he crosses paths with a figure from his past life-the Archangel. Fourth of a series.

Ipod shuffle challenge fic. Mini ficlets with a Dr/Her pairing. Enjoy! Smut/Angst/Romance/Drama/Everything you love about fanfiction!

Arthur is a porn star...something he has neglected to tell his boyfriend Merlin. Modern AU.

In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

After seeing Merlin pleasuring himself, Arthur finds it hard to stop his night time pursuits, until it’s too late. Sequel to ‘Knock Before Entering’. Slash, UST, voyuerism!

After an argument, Arthur goes to apologise to Merlin. Perhaps he should have knocked first? Pre Merlin/Arthur, slash, PWP, pretty much UST and voyeurism!

Five things that are kept well hidden from most people. A human figure, revealed in five stages, from scholarship to sex. Slash Oliver x Percy

Paired together for a Care of Magical Creatures project, Pansy and Harry find themselves repeatedly visiting the forest. Will all these late night visits make Pansy see Harry in a different light?

Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.