Friends: fake vs real

Fake Friends:

A) Never ask for food.

B) Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

C) Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

D) Never seen you cry.

E) Borrow your stuff for a few days and give it back to you.

F) Know a few things about you.

G) Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

H) Will knock on your front door.

I) Say that they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them, they expect you to have all the time in the world.

J) Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just to hang out.

K) Won't give you money, but expect YOU to give THEM money.

L) Will say Fanfiction.net is stupid.

M) Will call a cab when they see you drunk.

N) Will come up to you and say "Hey, how's it going?"

O) Will comfort you when he rejects you.

P) Will be there for you when he breaks up for you

Q) Helps you up when you fall

R) Helps you find your prince

S) Are for a while.

T) Will ignore this.

Real Friends

A) Are the reason you have no food.

B) Call your parents Dad/Mom.

C) Will sit next to you saying "Damn...We really messed up...but that sure was fun, right?"

D) Cry with you.

E) Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

F) Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

G) Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

H) Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

I) Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

J) Come right over and hang out with you until you fall asleep or kick them out.

K) Are the reason you have no money.

L) Like Fanfiction.net so much, they have an account and they copy and paste ALL of your copy-and-paste-it's.

M) Will drive you home themselves when they see you drunk.

N) Will come up to you and say "No time to explain, take this bloody knife." then run away.

O) Will go up and ask him/her "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

P) Will call him up and whisper "Seven days..."

Q) Keeps on walking, saying "Walk much, Dumbass?"

R) Kidnaps him/her and brings them to you.

S) Are for life.

T) Will repost this.