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 Poll: So... I changed my mind. I want to hear what you guys want from me, even though none of you are probably gonna see this until I update and tell you to look. Don't worry about choosing wisely because you can vote on up to FIVE WHOLE FICS that you want me to update! Love you guys, AR. Vote Now! |
 Author has written 37 stories for My Little Pony, Misc. Cartoons, Homestuck, Misc. Books, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Undertale, Escape from Furnace, and Teen Wolf. (Previously DoctorTunaJack42. I changed it to something more original and less stupid. It's after my favorite OC, Arlkat Toreni, who uses Pillowkind.) [I also write in other random places, and have taken the names Animistic Respawn, Animistic Resonance, and @MrSubway413. (No, I don't have a twitter account for it yet. I'm making one soon.] Hey! Let me just tell you guys a little bit about myself. My name is Elton Harris. I am male, I live in Oregon (which sucks), I hate sports, I love orange, I love Davesprite, I love writing and drawing and anime and manga and Homestuck. I’m 14 (but that doesn’t hinder my smut-writing abilities, my parents do). I am a Tealblood Knight of Light, people call me the KnightLight. My favorite place to be is on the computer, and I like talking to my friends online. I have a lot of family spread across the US, so there's always an excuse to come visit one of my internet friends! Sadly, my quadratics have completely dissolved over the summer, so say hey and we can chill! I don’t have pesterchum yet, but when I get it it’s gonna be animisticResonance [AR]. I watch a lot of anime in my spare time, but also a lot of TV shows. Here’s what I can remember (and my OTPs from them): I also read a lot of books (AND YES HOMESTUCK COUNTS): I love to roleplay (although mostly homestuck hehe) so hit me up any time! Although I’m usually working on schoolwork or stories, I’ve always got time for roleplaying! Here’s something I wrote for my Public Speaking class: Karma’s a bitch when you get hurt in a fight. And I’m also part of The Meme Zone: “The Meme Zone is an awkward place full of melodramatic teengers. They will devour you with their memes. Known creators are Eric and Laurin, trapped ones are Essa, Adri, Anonsteban, Pheonix, Anthony, and much more names that I do not know of. But, they are secretly one person. And that one person fucks itself. It is me. I am that one person. I fucked myself over and over metaphorically and physically just by being here. Leave while you can, there is no escape. No way in no way out.” THEMEMEZONE ALSO SIMON CURTIS IS AWWWEEESSSSOOOMMMMMEEEEEE :DDDDDDDDDDD Check me out on Youtube @ Roman Thatcher, I’m making a bunch of Homestuck Character Theme Song videos. And suggestions/requests for stories are ALWAYS, ALWAYS APPRECIATED!!! THANK YOU! Also Incest is beautiful. (Dave x Dirk, Hikaru x Kaoru, Rin x Yukio, Ian x Natalie, etc...) One last note: I know I'm lazy as all hell, but that doesn't mean I'll ever stop updating something unless I say I am. I'm working my ass off to get updates for every single story written, and I'm going to barrage them all on the same day in a package along with that sweet little present I've been working on for you guys, okay? HOPEFULLY it'll all be done before Halloween. Please yell at me and give me reminders and stuff. PLEASE. Thank you all so much. I love you guys. |
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How to Court a Self-Proclaimed Heterosexual in Just 30 Days by Kariza Elquen reviews
Dave Strider gives us all a lesson in how to properly woo your stubbornly straight best friend. Characters and cover photo are not mine (cover photo credited to Tumblr user s4nsaka). Rated K for lack of violence, death, and/or sexual relations. Thirty short chapters of fluff.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,571 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Dave S., John E.
The Blue-Eyed Jail Punk by Karhien reviews
John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,415 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 11/10/2016 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] [Jake E., Dirk S.]
Unaware Connections by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave Strider and John Egbert have been best friends for over six years though neither of them know any basic information about the other- not even each other's names. But what's to happen when they're suddenly living in the same town and going to the same school without knowing that it's their best friend? And what happens when they start to fall in love all over again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,337 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Know your Shadow by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Rated M for violence, not smut as there are no pairings in this, not your typical Heinoustuck! fic. The kids stumble into an abandoned area of town and find themselves trapped in a house, ensnared in a deadly game they're not sure they're even allowed to win.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2016 - Published: 11/7/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
A Dustland Fairytale by Psychotic Minds reviews
John just wants a real friend that he can trust, but Dave Strider plans to be all that and more. Adorableness ensues, along with a little angst in-between. Schoolstuck AU in John and Dave's POV (No longer on hiatus-2 new chapters!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [John E., Dave S.]
Just some supernatural lovin' by LukaMikaela reviews
Dave lives in Texas, John lived in Washington. John moves to Texas and meets up with Dave for the first time in 4 years. Honestly, summery sucks, story might be better then summery? Rated T for language though ratings MIGHT go up?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Dave S., John E.]
Reading You by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER. You are a MIND READER whose abilities are PATHETICALLY WEAK and PHYSICALLY DAMAGING due to a LACK OF TRAINING. You're starting college with your new room mate, JOHN EGBERT. who seems like a CHILL GUY.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,272 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Aradia M., Bro
Dark Love by Dreamgeek26 reviews
Vampire AU Dave meets John at a club he was Djing at and instently fell in love what he didn't know was that John was a Vampire Hunter and was tracking down his coven what will happen when they find out? and Why dose Jake seem to know the leader of Dave's coven Sorry the summary sucks hope you enjoy.Waring: this is a boyxboy story main parings: JohnDave, DirkJake
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - [Dave S., John E.]
Knock, Knock by ZuzuTrancy reviews
After an unfortunate event, John Egbert moves in with his older sister and father. On the bright side, he finally get's to meet his cousin Jade's friends Dave and Rose. But, once he meets Dave he realizes that Dave is doing more than just building a wall between him and his friends. [Warning: contains sadstuck, pepsicola/JohnxDave, small yaoi/yuri fluff and high school drama].
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Dave S., John E.]
Ignorance Is Your New Best Friend by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have just come back from the dead. DaveJohn Vampirestuck AU
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Bro
Johns are friends, Not food by Helppu reviews
John has always been bullied at his school, and is rather depressed. However his best friend Dave just moved into town... Depressed!John and Vampire!Dave. bad summary is always bad, rated T for idiotic Teenagers.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Midnight Solicitations by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
His name is JOHN EGBERT. And he is living a painfully difficult DOUBLE LIFE. Married to woman he CANNOT LOVE and breaking the law so he can finally FEEL ALIVE. The world is painfully UNFAIR. DaveJohn Victorianstuck
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Dave S., John E.] Vriska S.
All of You by SamxXxBluePulser reviews
John's lying on the bed, his eyes wide as he stares at the ceiling. Tears pour down his bruised cheeks. His head is wrapped and so is his chest, underneath the nightgown he's wearing. You can see marks and bandages mar his pale skin. You feel like crying, and blink to keep those tears back. You step inside, trying to sound normal. "Hey Egderp." Your voice cracks. {Johndave}
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [John E., Dave S.]
Titanicstuck by Bird-Bean-Salad reviews
The year is 1912. And six unlikely people have just climbed aboard the S.S Titanic. John and Dave, whose romance will grow, Vriska and Terezi, whose long friendship leads to something more, and Nepeta and Equius, whose new found acquaintanceship is unusually strong. Mature for later smut and language. The main story line is around John and Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,420 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Dave S., John E.] [Vriska S., Terezi P.] - Complete
Convening by Judgement-of-Jashin reviews
Dave goes to stay with his crush for a week.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Ghosts can be loved by heykillmepleaseaccountkiller reviews
The title will make sense soon! I wanted to make another story since..thing else would be finished until this will :B Sorry its a little short, it'll be longer soon
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Dave S., John E.]
The Kingdom Festival by heykillmepleaseaccountkiller reviews
A dirkjake and davejohn fanfiction. There's a festival and sloppy make outs happen and rated T for swears and yeah.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [John E., Dave S.]
Blissful Distraction by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
Dave is convinced to eat a decent meal in a local café. There, he meets the waiter that never seems to stop smiling. John Egbert. Interested, Dave attempts to speak to him, and John makes a vow to make the handsome shaded customer smile. But there is more to it all than John anticipates. DaveJohn café AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,807 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 6/19/2014 - John E., Dave S.
The Florist Next Door by keithkoge reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you might have a little schoolgirl crush on Dave.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Dave S., John E., Rose L.
Can't lie to yourself forever by That girl from Slytherin reviews
John says he's not a homosexual, but everybody can see he's just lying to himself. All Dave wants is for John to feel the same way as him. So Dirk and Jake come to help give john the push he needs. Will it work or will it push John away from his friend? come over and find out!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Complete
Dave's Company by NaturallyCapricorn reviews
Dave wakes up in the middle of the night calls John for company because he's scared of thunderstorms. Dave can't explain this excitement when he's around John. Rated T for future language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Dave S., John E.
Reverse by JKKwriter reviews
Just some Dave SadStuck to kill your feelings. uvu
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Complete
Did I Enter An Alternate Universe Or Did You Just Smile? by Armino reviews
Bad movie night with JohnDave. John makes Dave smile. Fluff ensues.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2015 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Jonathan: The Friendly Derpy Ghost by mapleycanadian reviews
Dave and his family are moving to a new state, just to get away from the memories tormenting them all. Dave has no virtue, no pride, no reason to live, but can simple ghost of a not long deceased boy, with heavenly blue eyes, show him how to live? (DaveJohn, My first fanfic, any advice you have would help! Please,and Thank You)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] Rose L., Jade H.
Growing up is Hard by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave is convinced that he's in love with his brother while Dirk is trying to convince him, and himself, that it's just a phase and will pass. Follow the Strider boys through their lives, struggling with the highs and lows, and trying to understand their feelings for each other.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Dave S., Dirk S.]
Hopeless and Heartless by LateNiteSlacker reviews
You are Dirk Strider, charged with fighting off the demons of Derse in a world where everyone is supernatural. Can you keep up the fight and somehow make the oblivious Jake English realize your affections for him? Yes. Yes you can.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,831 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Not in That Way by Derp-For-Homestuck reviews
And I hate to say I love you. When its so hard for me. And I hate to say I want you. When you make it so clear, you don't want me. I'd never ask you 'cause deep down, I'm certain I'd know what you'd say. You'd say I'm sorry, believe me, I love you. Just not in that way. (JohnDave) [Second chapter is thanks to Ticci Tabbi]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 10/24/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
The Missing Prince by thegaylord213 reviews
Dirk Strider is the prince of Derse, but he isn't just some royal douche that sits on his thrown all day, he's a hunter and a damned good one at that. Dirk of course is a demon, a well known and extremely powerful one. But nothing would prepare him when he is suddenly summoned by a certain adventurous young man to a strange planet called earth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [Dave S., John E.]
Those Days by KilluaZoldxk reviews
I will not be continuing this anytime soon. I apologize.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - John E., Dave S.
Untrustworthy Serendipity by Giajia reviews
John Egbert is constantly grieving over the death of his sister, Jade. Dave Strider wants to get to John's heart completely without fully revealing secrets of his own that may have led to Jade's death. Rated M for sexual scenes. (Sorry this whole summary sucks.) DaveJohn, DirkJake, Hinted JohnJade and DaveTerezi.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] [Dirk S., Jake E.]
Ripped Stitches by hemospectrometer reviews
Dave, otherwise known as Subject DS12-395, has escaped from confinement and has made his new home in Seattle. He doesn't do much, just watch people from the trees, at least until someone sees him. Heinoustuck Dave and regular John. Picture belongs to kumashige on tumblr. Please go to archiveofourown(.)org/works/1047198/chapters/2094229 to see fic since FF won't show updated version
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,693 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Bro
Thank God for Disney On Ice by Sherpkat reviews
Your name is Dave Strider, today is your 18th birthday, and you know that you are forgetting something. The time of the year doesn't matter, the weather is always hot. (A post-sburb encounter between John and Dave)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Through the storm of the night by Chocolate-feathers reviews
Hey peeps, here's a little angsty fic i wrote while i work on my 25 parter story. John and Dave huddle together through a large storm deep in the night. What will happen when a very large clap of thunder wakes them up?
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Alive Again by Cucumbermonster4 reviews
John and Dave discover each other once more after the ending of Sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Silent Knight by Mibani-Chu reviews
Mute!Dave Schoolstuck AU There are many things a Strider is good at, but socializing has never been one of them. Highschool might just be the death of him. [Shipping in later Chapters! M For possible content!]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Rose L., Terezi P.
You Care by Derp-For-Homestuck reviews
You won't let it effect you, not ever. You won't let something this stupid bring you to the verge of tears. Not when they are just so happy. You can't ruin it for them. So you will keep your big mouth shut and not let something this stupid hurt. You don't care...you can't care. So you don't. And never will.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] Karkat V. - Complete
Give Me The Remote by Derp-For-Homestuck reviews
Dave and John are hanging out watching TV when Dave takes the remote and changes the channel. One-shot, kinda nongrafic smuttie but not really. Whatever, rated T just to be safe! R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Three Small Words by LateNiteSlacker reviews
When you were little, your kindergarten teacher gave you a homework assignment. Write three sentences, three things that you love. Your sentences only needed to be three words long. Spelling didn't matter. Periods were optional. You wrote the entire thing in blue crayon. I LOV JOKS I LOV MOOVEES I LOV DAV
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2014
A night At the fall fair by Chocolate-feathers reviews
John acquires 2 tickets to the fall festival, and decides to take Dave, although Dave seems reluctant. what fun things happen as the night goes on? this is just a light fluff i wrote for Dave x John hope you enjoy
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Complete
Ignite by Alpha-Starr reviews
In a universe where SBurb and its time machinations don't exist, Lil Hal secretly schemes (with the help of Jane and Roxy) to get his creator Dirk together with long-time best bro Jake. Naturally, they consistently fall into the 5% failure portion of his 95% effective plans… and Jake's sexy glasses are distracting.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Roxy L., Jane C.
Vacation Miracles by kitcat133 reviews
Alpha Dave and Dirk go on vacation to see Jade and Dirk but surprises are in store for Dave when he finds out that Jane invited an old friend Dave hasn't seen in forever. (no smut currently but perhaps some in the future) (pwease don't judge it's my first fanfic unless it's creative critisism)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] [Dirk S., Jake E.]
Its My Fault and I'm Sorry by Alkoi reviews
Things have calmed down for a while, and Bro's death has started to break down Dave's walls, John finds Dave, and watches his love break apart, and goes to put him back together. Pepsicola, Hammertime, DavexJohn.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Breath of Heaven by Mutant of Time reviews
John Egbert is an angel from Heaven. Dave Strider is your everyday, depressed kid who seems to cause trouble everywhere he goes. When John is sent to Earth in human form as Guardian Angel, what can he do to show Dave that he has a life worth living, which he should live while he still can? M for language, smut, and slight gore. DaveXJohn, No SBURB AU, Humanstuck. Cover art is mine.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,014 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [John E., Dave S.]
Revenge and Sacrifices by ThiefOfADHD reviews
You are Dave Strider, a zombie hunter seeking revenge from the death of your brother with the help of your fellow friends and troll refugees. Rated M for violence, blood, gore, and swearing. Davekat. UPDATE: This is an incomplete* story. (* And never will be so the ending is just...there)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - [Dave S., Karkat V.] Aradia M. - Complete
Don't Call Me Sexy by SuppiChan00 reviews
Jake English is a young, but skilled vampire hunter. He, along with his newbie cousin, John Egbert, has set his sights on capturing and defeating the notorious duo of hybrid vampires, the Strider brothers. Little does he know of what's in store... DirkJake and JohnDave! Cover art is not by me.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Jake E., Dirk S.] [John E., Dave S.]
Eyes Like Rubies by Keys Studio reviews
AU. Warnings inside. Dave was considered an albino Anilae. Nobody wants an albino, especially if it was a Rabbit Type. Nobody wants one. Nobody except for Dirk Strider, that is. Stridercest! Please read author's note inside!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Dirk S., Dave S.]
Does it even need to be said? by PourMeACupOfGalaxy reviews
When Johns in the rain, Dave helps him out.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Hope in the Kingdom of Heart by SkylerFree reviews
Jacob English is a boy living in Hope that is ruled by the Prince of the Heart Kingdom. The Prince is antisocial, and no one has seen him in years. Meanwhile, Jacob longs for an adventure outside of his boring little village, and does just that. Suddenly, he finds the reclusive prince's castle, and befriends him. Once this happens, Jacob's world is changed for the worse.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Dave S., Caliborn
Neighbors mean competition, competition means war, war means fucking by Keeblo reviews
basically just davejohn porn
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Strong Children, Broken Men by Splickedylit reviews
You meet Karkat and he's a kid, half your age, but he takes care of you anyway. Your life is clean and clear and slow when he's around you, and you remember the parts with him in it and blur the places in between until you see him again. So this is the story; the bits you remember, the important parts of your life. The parts that had him in them. Gamkar, complete, warnings inside.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Gamzee M., Karkat V.] [The Signless/The Sufferer, The Disciple] - Complete
Pepsicola Fantasprite PapaBro by REALITYstarving reviews
Just a handful of moments about Pepsicola, Fantasprite, and PapaBro. Yes it's YAOI, but it's fluff, deal.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Hold Me 'Till Your Heart Stops Beating by KnightOfHeartProtectorOfSoul reviews
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow"-William Shakespeare. and so it was for the lovers, the heroes and the friends. JohnDave sadstuck oneshot, i own nothing!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2014 - John E., Dave S., Lord English - Complete
Ceremonial Purposes by TheTwisterofPotatoes reviews
John had always wanted a family with Dave and things seemed to be going pretty smoothly but then things go horribly wrong.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Rose L., Jade H. - Complete
Operation: Strider Swap by nevereatdirt reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider and you have severely underestimated those two.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
In Which Coming Home Early Leads To Sex by Mutant of Time reviews
John and Dave share an off-campus apartment in college, and Dave just so happens to come home a little earlier than expected... JohnDave PWP, rated M for the full yaois guys, be warned. Oneshot. Obviously the pairing is John/Dave. Written for a certain cool dude at my school, yep.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Tales of a Plush Rumped Hunter by HotStriderMama reviews
In which the Striders are demons, the Egbert/English clan are hunters, and things need to get done. Mainly world saving. Dirk develops a crush on the hunter who almost shot Dave, Jake's family has a dark secret, and Bro needs to stop hitting on older men. First time posting here, rated m for fun stuff later, homestuck is Hussies, and if you want credit for the cover tell me if it's
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] [Dave S., John E.]
The Naughty List by Bird-Bean-Salad reviews
John and Dave decided to do one of those sexual christmas rps. John is Santa and Dave is the elf who just so happens to be on the naughty list. you get the idea. this is basically (really bad) pwp. nothing more.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Synchronicity by crazybeagle reviews
In which Dirk is blind, Jake is his caretaker. In which Dirk is hurt, but Jake is sick. Based on tumblr user my-friend-the-frog's AU. Implied DirkJake.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
A Letter From a Scared Child by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Bro sits up on the roof, thinking over a letter he had written to himself when he was young. A simple letter holds so much fear and worry for the Strider though he wishes to find some peace of mind before tomorrow comes. (Rated T for swearing though it's not bad.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
The Life and Times by nevereatdirt reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and you have had so many perfect firsts with John Egbert that you can hardly believe how lucky you
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Hot Springs and Flushed Confessions by Keeper of the Fandom reviews
The Alpha kids, on vacation in Japan, decide to try out their hotel's complimentary hot spring. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Jake E., Dirk S.] Roxy L., Jane C. - Complete
Familar Feeling by Thecattygrl reviews
It's been about half a year now and it becomes habit for Dave to sneak out to see John and everything that entails. Pepsi Cola (DaveJohn)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Give Time to Love by Dysfunctional Serenity reviews
Dave and John have been best friends online for many years and they (in addition to their other two friends, Rose and Jade) have finally planned to meet up and spend some time together. A secret is shared between the two boys, maybe the truth will come out during their visit? WARNING: Very sappy! (Rated for swearing.) Written as a birthday fic for Kim! Happy Birthday Love!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,754 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] Rose L., Jade H. - Complete
Days Gone By by Komorinu reviews
Your name is Dirk Strider, and there is someone that you have to go back for. You weren't going to break your promise to him. You just couldn't. In the early days, back before the outbreak had gotten too bad, you'd told him that you'd come for him. You'd come back for Jake English. DirkJake zombiestuck AU. Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Types of Smiles by nevereatdirt reviews
You love this man and, despite his proclivity against smiling, the ones that he shows you and when he shows them to you show you that he loves you, too.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] - Complete
Pity by GamzeesPanties reviews
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are *so* confused. (Quadrant confusion, Pale Flushed, NSFW)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
The Heart Grows Fonder by a testament to improvement reviews
"Oh, if this is Dirk on the phone, you're going to throw some pants on, grab one of those shitty swords you keep hanging on the wall and kick his ass." In which Dave gets a wrong-number call from some guy in Washington at two in the morning and things kinda spiral out of control. DaveJohn. No SBurb AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [John E., Dave S.] [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Bonding by a testament to improvement reviews
Dave is not flabby, damn it. Ticklish, on the other hand… well on that one he pleads the fifth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bro, Dave S. - Complete
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Some Things are More Important than Sandwiches reviews
[Sans x Reader] Your life is seriously fucked up. You have more than just yourself to blame, but damn you if you break his adorable little heart any more. Instead, you can just fall deeper into the chasm that is your personal hellish depression. The upside? He may have just met you, but a skeletal monster seems intent on catching you before that happens.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [OC, Sans] [Alphys, Undyne]
Boys, Bruises, and Beverages reviews
That boy in the coffee shop looks just like you. Not anatomically, of course. But he has the same cautious, solemn, haunted look in his eyes. He just doesn't hide them behind aviators. [DaveJohn Highschool AU. TW: Abuse, Molestation, Hurt, Homosexuality/Homophobia. Inspired by Boyinaband's 'Spectrum' feat. Minx and Cry. I do not own Homestuck or the characters. Possibly a oneshot.]
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015 - [Dave S., John E.] Rose L., Bro
Will You Stop Already reviews
"Halexander James! I am trying to work, you horny asshole! Leave me alone!"
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Dirk S., Lil Hal - Complete
Silver Linings reviews
Mute!John and Blind!Dave. John is Dave's caretaker, and even goes to school with him. Bad summary is bad, rated M because I want to experiment with some mute stuff kehehe... ((btw i have no idea what the cover image has to do with the story i just thought it was funny lol))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Dave S., John E.]
The Deer Trail reviews
Wild!Dave AU. No SBURB. John and Dave. ((IF EVERYONE WHO CARES COULD JUST PEEK AT THE AUTHOR'S NOTE ON CH3 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IF I DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015
Supernaturalstuck (Season TWO YEE) reviews
New characters, new hardships. Lots more fluff, and lots more drama. YEEHAW. ((ALSO SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY GAME PLAN OH GOD))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] [Dirk S., Jake E.]
Heinous Indeed reviews
"You kneel beside the river and you were right, it's very calm. You look at yourself and a series of words fly through your mind. Handsome-beautiful-wait-wings-what-oh god-what am I-hideous-horrible-monster. You're absolutely horrifying, and you know somehow that this isn't you." Heinoustuck AU, modeled around my own headcanons. Just read it. Rated T for heinoustuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Dave S.
6AD 69Y reviews
Kankri's lost his temper, and, well... apparently teenage minds are easy to corrupt. Can Karkat escape his weird incesty wrath and find Porrim and Cronus, or will he, too, become a boytoy slave to the Kankles? Rated T because they're (probably) not gonna frick. (jesus christ almighty three people followed this in 24 hours :O better get moving on ch2 then)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Kankri V., Karkat V., John E., Dave S.
Someday
You knew this would happen eventually, you'd been given strict unbreakable instructions to follow once it started. You just didn't know if you could do this. [Literally just some random thing fulfilling my illuminati headcanons. X3]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Lil Hal, Bro, Dave S. - Complete
It's Okay That You Were Late reviews
cute shippy thingy based off an rp i did with a dave :P
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
Here's A Thing reviews
Johndave, IDK. It got weird so I cut it off. Open ending, w/e.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Dave S., John E.]
The Coffee Shop Loiterer reviews
Collab Fic (which in my language translates to 'paragraph style rp') with a buddy of mine. Dirk Strider and Jake English meet over a cup of coffee... literally. Bad summary is bad, w/e. Barista!Jake and [SPOILER ALERT]!Dirk.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - [Dirk S., Jake E.]
Only Know You Love Her reviews
JohnDave Sadstuck songfic. Let Her Go - Passenger. I talked way too much about Chris Pratt in the A/N. Here you go. (there douchewagons i took them out jfc why is it only me why not go hate on alkoi or derp-for-homestuck huh)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Dave S., John E., Karkat V.
Mistake reviews
Just a short sadstuck convo between two bleeding-out guardians.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Complete
It's Called a Spar, Not an Assault reviews
Part one of my weird JohnDave thingy. (TW: mentions of rape) Rated M because consentual sex thou.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2015 - [Dave S., John E.]
Multi-Dimensional Level Processor
AU!Human!Hal Rp I did with my friend. Dirk and Hal, universal 'twinsies', attempt to tamper with the game and Dirk ends up with a human version of his annoying AR in his lab. At least, that's what he says. Rated T for Homestuck. ((ALSO SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO ADD LIL HAL TO THE FREAKING CHARACTER SELECT UGH)) ((IM SO SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Dirk S.
Best Day of Your Life reviews
Cutest thing I've ever written.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Dave S., John E.
THE CROSSOVER FANFIC THAT I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DONE reviews
Well, you see what it is, right? Go ahead, click on it. It gets worse.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2014
Jack's Got Competition
Felix is a 19-year-old... from an unknown planet. He's met the Doctor, Rose, and Jack under extenuating circumstances, and has the privilege of staying with them to help save the world and shit. (Felix is me, btw. :D)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., OC, Rose T.
JohnDave PARP Fluff reviews
Here. Found some.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - [Dave S., John E.]
Remember reviews
I found the start of this forever ago, and a month ago I finished it, and just now I'm posting it. I'll admit I haven't even read it yet.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
John x Hal reviews
Random thingy I'm doing with a friend. Hal has a robotic body now, and John comes over when he's alone and not 36 hours old. I don't know where this is going to go so the rating is probs gonna change but rated T for dumb pranks and mentions of violence *shrugs* (P.S. the picture's actually Hal and John Crocker we never hear about that boy)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/7/2014 - John E.
SUPERNATURALSTUCK (SEASON ONE) reviews
The one you've all been waiting for! Dave and Dirk, Strider Brothers - Monster Hunters. They encounter a fallen angel named Johnathan, and things go pretty well from there. THIS IS ONLY SEASON ONE, SEASON TWO WILL COME SOON! ALSO I RECENTLY CHANGED THIS TO JUST HOMESTUCK IN THE HOPES MORE PEOPLE WILL READ IT!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Dave S., John E., Dirk S., Jake E.
Freak Show at the Carnival reviews
John and Dave end up going on a... date? Something like that, with a name amidst the platonic hand-holding and 'no homo's. Meanwhile, Karkat has a little trouble with Gamzee and the 'Dark Carnival'... ((The picture is Gamzee's outfit for Chapter 2 and beyond. I really like it.))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] [Karkat V., Gamzee M.] - Complete
Karma's a well, you get the idea reviews
Something I wrote for my Public Speaking class. After reading it to the class, one of my fellow homestucks came up to me and we started talking about how it was really good and stuff. I think of it as kind of the life lesson you should take from reading it, and maybe something Jade would say. Rated M for the same reason why I wasn't allowed to read it outside of the one class.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Dave S., John E., Jade H., Rose L.
In a Split Second reviews
Welp, more sadstuck. I wish this wasn't my outlet; I wish I didn't have to make you guys sad. But I do. I have to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dave...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Dave S., John E.
Let Me Go, Strider! reviews
Random short story. DaveKat. Sorta NSFW. Whatever. I can't summary. :( ((EDIT: Name has been changed .))
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Dave S., Karkat V.
I Have No Idea What This Is
This is some awkward fanfic that I somehow made up after watching too much HIMYM over a week or so. I've been spending WAY to much time on it, but in my opinion it's - (no you're not cool enough to say the L-word youre not even suited up). Anyways, yeah... rated M because, well, you'll see.
Crossover - How I Met Your Mother & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [John E., Dave S.]
Meant to Be reviews
"It's his birthday, you vaguely recall, and his glistening wet, freshly-turned-18 years old body is lying there, just waiting for you to take it. To take the intangible thing he promised you, if only you would wait for him. And you did." BroJohn awesomeness. Putting Dirk instead of Bro because this is my weird headcanon thing. Gets really sadstucky, but not much actual smut. So T.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2014
VISIONCRAFT reviews
This is not a fanfiction, technically. It is a completely different universe, with completely different characters that I made up. I hope you like it, though...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2014
Furnacestuck
Take homestuck... and put them in Furnace Penitentiary. NOT PLANNING ON NSFW BUT ITS PROBS GONA HAPPEN ANYWAYS,
Crossover - Homestuck & Escape from Furnace - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2014
Chasing Dreams reviews
Not sure whether this is a fanfiction or not.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2014
Moirails with Benefits reviews
JohnDave, as far as I can tell. I wrote it awhile ago, so uhhhhh it may or may not me NSFW. Putting it under anyways.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] Sollux C., Karkat V.
Shadow Fear Volume 1 - Pewdiepie - The Barrels' Treachery reviews
Those barrels...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014
Synthetic Practice reviews
Some weird HalDirk fanfic I started writing. It looked a lot longer on paper, heh... Anyways, Dirk has more or less just finished building Hal a Body, and the android has something on his mind... Rated T but i'll probs change it later. ALSO FOR SOME REASON THE CHARACTER SELECTION DOES NOT INCLUDE HAL.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Dirk S.
The Theif of Rage
You are Foxx Killesk... At least you think you are. You live on a small secluded island, and your dreams are starting to tell you otherwise. There is no escape from the odd man in your dreams... Or your draconic tendencies... Rated only T because I'm not planning on adding actual ship scenes to this.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Published: 6/28/2014
The Chronicles Of Jack T Herbert reviews
Jack wakes up in Equestria, and is rejected by Applejack. Can a mysterious mare help him, or must he resort to Time Turner?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Applejack, Dr. Whooves, Big Macintosh