Bob has ordered me to update my bio. I am doing so now, but is he happy? NOooooOooo. He wants me to explain who he is. Bob is monkey sock stuffed animal that I am pretending to believe is the focus of all my errant thoughts. Bob knows I will be Queen of the World someday. All I need are followers! That's what he says. Will you be a follower? ...No? Okay, okay...will you at least read something of mine besides the bio?