Hello, I'm NinjasSuckComparedToAltair. I ended up with that name 'cause I was trying to think of a good name and thought, Hey, why not do a statement? Because you know what? It's true. Altair from Assassin's Creed is way cooler than any ninja could ever be.

Eye color: Blue

Hair Color: Brown (That's what my driver's licence says, anyway)

Name: That information is on a need-to-know basis. And you don't need to know.

Height: Too tall to be a midget (legally)

Location: Directly behind you, about to run you through with a knife.

Place of Origin: That information is on a need-to-know basis. And you don't need to know.

Things I like: Assassin's Creed, Halo in general (Halo Wars doesn't count! It wasn't made by Bungie!)), Virtually any game that involves huge armies battling it out on a field, Altair, Master Chief, the whole fricking clone army (especially Fi), Star Wars, Mandalorians, etc., etc.

Things I hate: Spinach, Templars, droids, some of my classmates, pacifist Mandalorians, Duchess Satine, etc., etc.

Quick Fact #1: I'm working on my own hidden blade (like Altair's, but without the missing finger)

Quick Fact #2: THOMAS EDISON WAS A KNIGHTS TEMPLAR!! (I love messing with history)