Nancy D
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Joined 02-03-01, id: 40392
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, and Legend of Zelda.
*Ok, I will say this once and for all so I don't have to keep typing it in reviews: I read in an online interview with JK Rowling saying that Dumbledore was 150 and Professor McGonagall was 70. Rowling said it herself, so it has to be true. A lot of people picture a much younger Professor McGonagall, and so too did I, until I read that interview. But it all worked out for the better when 67 year old Maggie Smith got casted for her part in the movie. :) Ok, I have spoken my peace on that subject and hopefully I won't have to say it again.*

Hello, you can call me Nancy D, but I don't know what the D stands for, I'll let you just use your imagination. I live in the United States, and somewhere small enough that not all the movies come to the theaters here (though I just found out Gosford Park WASN'T one of them, and in fact my math teacher saw it. But she said it was only here for a week or so.) I like to write fanfiction, mostly Harry Potter humor, and I LOOOOOVE to read Harry Potter humor stories! The best movie of all time is Sister Act, (starring my favorite actress Maggie Smith) The best book of all time is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, and the best part it is the Christmas scene with Professors McGonagall and Trelawney. Oohohohoh I laugh every time I read that!! :) I am not a 'shipper' in the Harry Potter section, The Great Hogwarts Love Controversy contradicts that statement terribly. I can be very pensive, but also very hyperactive. I looooooove costumes!! I want to dress up as a witch or a maid, and I keep waiting for the day when Rowling will make one of the female witches in Harry Potter do the high witchy cackle thing. I have an itching feeling it will never happen though. :) Now I leave you with a thought to ponder.

I was dreaming about meeting a certain famous person, as I often do, and I was awoken by a thought. The part in Harry Potter #1 where Dumbledore says to Harry, "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that." So I sort of got irritated at myself for dreaming like this and realized that I will never meet that person. But as I was thinking, another quote came to mind. This one was said by J. K. Rowling, and it was, "When you dream, you can do what you like." So I shall keep dreaming, and someday, hopefully, I shall meet that person.

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The Southern Fried Harry Potter by LLLVIS reviews
The story of Harry Potter transplated to the American South...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,121 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 12/20/2001
Hogwarts:Musical(Merlin Help Us)And Other Potions! by Suikoden reviews
There is a safeguard on Hogwarts-Potions!!But when it backfires the consequences are hilarious!They sing,dance,and get raunchy!!Hot pants,trampolines and,ahem,Professor Poopypants join in the festivities!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,874 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
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Of Love, Life, and Friendship reviews
Harry's seventh year and Voldemort has come to destroy Hogwarts. A story told in hindsight where every person knows a little bit and it all comes together at the end... Hey, the story's better than the summary :) **FINALLY UPDATED!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002
The Hogwarts Symphony Orchestra! reviews
A nun comes to Hogwarts and gets an orchestra together; Trelawney makes a prediction; the staff gets in a predicament, and the students run wild. R/R!! PLEASE!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 3/7/2002
The Great Hogwarts Love Controversy reviews
Er... let's just say 40 people = 20 couples, add Voldemort, some love potion, and two surprise guests and you get The Great Hogwarts Love Controverse!! Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002
The Truth Be Told reviews
Dark Days. Voldemort Rising. Only one person knows his secret, and she's too scared to say so she fled the wizarding world. But she shall soon make her return, and with the help from her friends and others, try to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 11/28/2001
Not Your Average Mary Sue reviews
It's a Mary Sue alright, but with a twist! The twist shows up later, not in the first chapter. PG for swearing, but it's generally ok for all audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2001 - Published: 9/25/2001
Soul Sistas! reviews
A songfic to the Lady Marmalade remake, featuring Zelda, Malon, Ruto, and Nabooru in place of Christina Aguliera, Mya, Pink, and Lil' Kim as the Soul Sistas! Hey, great way to learn the lyrics, anyways! Please r/r!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5/29/2001
What Goes On Outside reviews
Did you ever question the sanity of the windmill guy? What if it turns out that that man is actually a genius in disguise? Well, here is the mind of Crazy Joe the Windmill Guy, and how he reacts to the rumors he hears outside of his windmill. It's so s
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/27/2001
Zelda Characters Party w/ Harry Potter Characters reviews
The long awaited Chapter 4 is finally here!!! Everything you wanted to see from Impa dancing dirty, to drunk Percy Weasley, to a love affair between Dudley Dursley and *gasp* I've said too much! Please R/R!!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 4/16/2001
Zelda Characters Time Travel with the Beatles reviews
It's time travel! It's Zelda! It's the Beatles! It's Funny! It's got Santa Claus! It's got Robert E. Lee! It's got "We Can Work It Out"! You'll love it! Please r/r!!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2001 - Published: 5/18/2001
Smile If You Love Me reviews
A story of forbidden love between Zelda and somebody special (but unexpeccted). Read to find out who it is, and the story between them. Chapter 7 is here, and guess what? Woops, I can't tell you! Please R/R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2001 - Published: 3/25/2001
HP Peeps Go to a Muggle High Shchool in the USA reviews
My first challenge fic for METMA Mandy. Happy and (hopefully) funny! Please r/r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/23/2001
Zelda Characters go to School reviews
*OR* Zelda Characters Discover Purell Hand Sanitizer. Hope you like it. Please R/R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/20/2001
The Goblins Will Get You If You Don't Watch Out reviews
This is a story about (duh) someone trying to rob Gringotts! (They're mad)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4/10/2001
Voldemort's Return reviews
or "Cornelius Fudge Get's Help from America" where the President is, (you guessed it) Al Gore! Some action/adventure, a lot of letters, and the newspapers follow the story. Please r/r!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2001
My Heart Belongs to Malon reviews
Finally, the long-awaited sequel to "Do You Want to Marry Malon?" is out! Please also read "Party Time" before open this one. This story's more Drama than Romance, there's a lot more dialogue and conflict than pure gush. Please r/r!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2001
Party Time reviews
Funny Zelda Party story. Lame title, I know, but cool. This is one of my earlier stories. Please r/r!!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2001
Do You Want to Marry Malon? reviews
Very, very, gushy romance story with L/M. My first Zelda post, so be kind. Please r/r. Thanx!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2001
Evil Aunt Rose reviews
The story of Aunt Petunia and Lily Potter's older sister Rose...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2001 - Published: 2/3/2001