![]() Author has written 3 stories for Code Geass, Web Shows, and Inuyasha. hi there and welcome to my profile! theres nothing really to look at so ill just let you browse until your bored enough to leave, not saying that you have to but you will eventually, they always do... anyway facts about me: So basically, i have a fandom to almost anything and everything, making it really hard to explain, so imma just stick with that... Ten reasons to be team Jasper: 1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally. 2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs. 3. He fought in the civil war. 4. He didn't kill Bella. 5. He sparkles. 6. He never left anyone. 7. He showed everyone how to fight. 8. Blonds have more fun. 9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie. 10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AMEN! Edward. I hate Edward. He is an emotionally abusive, all round manipulative, pompous and overactive asshole. Who needs to grow up. Period. 10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen: 10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near. 9. Hot-wire his Volvo and take it on a joyride. 8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it. 7. Ask how Tanya is. 6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.” 5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face. 4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?” 3.Tell him his hair isn't bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga. 2.Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again. And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen? 1.Take his silver cell phone and change the ring-tone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna. You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 13. Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 16. If you're note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly. 18. You forget what day it is when your writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories. 29. You often revisit some of your old stories. 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. 31. You find yourself driving on autopilot during rush hour traffic because you're daydreaming about your characters.( Added by Rebilina, she has a very good story you might want to check out.) You have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Put this on your profile if you've caught it too! |
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