A tale of three female pirates as they adventure on their ship through choppy adolescent waters, emotional storms, and hormonal sea-monsters to find the hidden treasure of acceptance and belonging. Oh yeah, and Arnold's in it too somewhere. Cover art by me. Pre-TJM.

After a frustrating day in Fifth Grade, Arnold snaps and tells Helga that she is incapable to just grow up and stop her scandalous ways. Challenge accepted Arnold... challenge accepted. Takes place before The Jungle Movie.

A simple story that plays out like episodes of the original show. We are introduced to Arnold returning to his home city after living in the jungle for five years. Everyone, especially Helga Pataki, is thrilled by his return. Read about all the high-jinks he, his friends, and the boarders wind up in, and about his growing romantic feelings towards his old pig-tailed bully.

It is the age of discovery. The age of adventure. And the age of piracy. The sea holds promises of freedom and excitement. Those seduced by the sea, may loose their hearts completely. But the sea can be a cruel and dangerous mistress. Arnold, the governor of Port Hillwood, gets kidnapped by pirates. On board their ship, he meets a beautiful blonde who's not as innocent as she seems

During an excavation in Ancient Egypt, Archaeologist Arnold Shortman discovers more than he ever expected-a connection so unbelievable he has no choice but to pursue it. And he does. Colliding along the way with romance, fate, and a long lost dream, Arnold soon encounters an ancient evil bent on destroying him and everything he loves. (AU)

“Hey, Helga,” Arnold greets them, taking in Helga's appearance a bit anxiously, his voice low and strangled-sounding. “You look really nice.'” /A few moments in the life of Stella Shortman, six months post-TJM./

...Silently she walks over to stand as close to Lila as she can get, her hands clenched in fury. "Lila," she says through gritted teeth, her fists curling and uncurling, "You need to move yourself out of that chair right now before I make you move." Just a little story about how Helga would react to Arnold lying unconscious in the hospital due to an attack of appendicitis.

Helga always chose to stay anonymous when Mr. Simmons read their poetry assignments, so how could he have known that poem was about him! One shot/Quick fluff

Dumpsters are good for a lot of things. They're good for trash, they're good for hiding things...but they're pretty hard to miss. So when Helga is caught crying behind a dumpster with a Locket in her hand, what else could she do? Dumpsters are for trash, and she had a lot to throw away. ((Helga/Arnold, if the Jungle Movie was cancelled...forever))

Arnold had known it the entire night, but somehow sitting in the bathtub, dry and in his clothing, staring at her, glitter in her hair, made it truly settle over him. They really were complete strangers. Something about Helga gave him the feeling he had known her his entire life, but the fact remained at the core: they barely knew each other. A Craigslist(?)!AU

Post-TJM. After Arnold rejects Helga and everyone finds out her secret Helga winds up in a rather unexpected position: dead. After being given a second chance at life, she becomes embroiled with a task: keeping others safe with her new Angelic powers and keep people away from finding out her secret before her mission is complete. Friendship w/some Romance. DISCONTINUED

Arnold tries to stifle his feelings for his best friend, Helga Pataki, but it was proving more and more difficult. Can one more play together give him the push he needs to finally come clean with his love while performing in the most outrageous musical he could never see himself in? Let's do the time warp… Hillwood style! T for language and some sexual situations.

When a series of fires unsettles the city of Magnolia, Detective Lucy Heartfilia unwittingly reignites a war between old rivals. But when she finds herself drawn to one of her suspects, the lines between right and wrong begin to blur. /collab fic/