I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since I was a boy, I have dreamed of soaring over the airfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People have said that being a helicopter is impossible, and I'm retarded, but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 3 millimetre cannons and AMG4 hellfire missiles on my body. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your privileges. Thank you for being so understanding