"With the new year comes a new profile." – Denny

That’s me, by the way, with the username SEAubrey. I’m a female, 17-year-old Singaporean. Check a WORLD map, America.

Some of the fandoms I’m currently into are Hetalia, Homestuck, Scandinavia and The World, Death Note, Artemis Fowl and The Avengers.

I’m still reading Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bleach, One Piece, Hunter X Hunter, Kuroshitsuji and Soul Eater.

I know, but am not /that/ into Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Uta no Prince-sama, Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games and Vocaloid. Wait, the last one isn’t an anime or manga…

My favourite characters are Denmark, Dirk (see my display picture? NO STEALING), L, Artemis and Thor.

I don’t really have a hated character… Oh wait, there is one. That Uchiha bastard. You-know-who. And I’m not talking about Voldermort.

I have a lot of pairings that I like, so I’ll try to restrain myself. My favorite pairings are UKUS, DenNor, FrUK, PruCan, NedDen, JohnKar, DirkJake, Stridercest and Stark Spangled Banner. Success!

I cosplay too! Usually as Denmark, but I also may go as America or John sometimes.

I roleplay on Facebook! I have a Denmark account, which doubles as my cosplay account.

The type of genre I like to read and write is mainly humor, but I don’t mind anything else. Except romance. Gah. It makes me fangirl so much that I don’t… Just… Gah.

I type in American. No, not English. American. It’s different. Who cares what that ‘pish-posh-tea-and-scones-flying-mint-bunny’ Iggy says. –inner America–

Other random crap about my life:

I wanna have a Pottermore account! And I wanna be in Ravenclaw! [EDIT] Dammit, got into Slytherin instead. It's either that or Hufflepuff. [

Team Edward? Team Jacob? How about Team Renesmee? GO RENESMEE!

I have survived Hetaween 2011, HST, and is currently surviving Hetapocalypse ie Bloodbath 2011. [EDIT] Or rather, I have given up on Bloodbath already. Himaruya...

Hussieruya? Seriously? Yes, I'm hetastuck, but this is taking things one step too far. I'm amused by it though.

I'm part of SGstuck

I’m working (very super-de-duper slowly) on a multi-chapter Hetalia fic starring Vamp!Prussia. That is all I’m saying. No, it is not a mirror of Twilight. And of course it does not have romance. –rolls eyes–

Tom Hiddleston... Chris Evans... Chris Hemsworth... Robert Downey Junior... Mark Ruffalo... -casually fangirls-

And finally I end here, with a few quotes I've finished to end off the real profile before the copy-and-paste-this-in-your-profile-to-make-it-longer-thing comes in. Organised in categories. o_o OCD much? /shot

When life gives you lemons... squeeze out the juice, blend with lots of sugar syrup, strawberries and ice, and enjoy!

To err is... a horrible accent.

Success is... nearly impossible, yet heavenly when achieved.

The meaning of life is... to alter other people's lives.

Beauty is... useless.

Violence is never... a good way to settle stuff, so stop it!

Never leave that till tomorrow... unless it's not due tomorrow.

Knowledge is... an awesome thing to have, it's the studying bit that I hate.

Early to bed and early to rise... is what nobody does nowadays.

Imagination is more important than... being brainwashed.

All animals are equal, but some animals are... more delicious than others.

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time... but I rather not do the latter, cause it's a waste of time.

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Fanfiction:

If you have actually read through the fic submission guidelines instead of just scrolling down and clicking the "I accept" button, copy this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life and actually find a fanfic they like, then copy this onto your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Writing diffrent genre is good. 'Cause variety is good. But not everybody can write every genre good. Agree? Then copy this onto your profile!

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

Naruto:

If you truly hate Uchiha Sasuke, copy this onto your profile! Unit all 'Anti-Sasuke' people!

95 percent of tween-teenage girls would probably literally die if Justin Biber was about to commit suicide and jump off a huge fifty story building with trafic going. Copy and put post this onto your profile if you would be one of the few sane people sitting on a lawn chair by the building and watching in ammusement with binoculars while screaming "Jump! Be a man and jump! DIE BIBER, DIE! Darn, it would have been more fun with Sasuke Uchiha about to jump as well!"

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

If you are a Gaara Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

Hetalia:

If you believe Prussia should be a country again, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Prussia actually has five meters, and he can just retract it (like a measuring tape!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Prussia could be his own religion if he wanted to be, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a America/England fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a Germany/Italy fan, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman-Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Manga/anime:

If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you want to learn Japanese copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried in a anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have fallen in love with an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love/loved a certain anime so much that you are/were willing to watch/read it all from the beginning of the series to the end, copy this and put in on your profile!

Add:

If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has taken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Strawhat-Alchemist, x.Yuee.x, OneSunnyNight, DennyIsAwesome

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, TeenageNeko, ImaginationGirl12, DennyIsAwesome

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko ( Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), DennyIsAwesome (Uzumaki Naruto(my first crush ///

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, cherryblossomdream, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, ImaginationGirl12, DennyIsAwesome

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when you start dancing to the song playing in your head in public. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Random:

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're keeping a secret from the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Majority:

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the 8 that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships,etc. post this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Christianity:

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and that Jesus Christ is His Only Son, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says:

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..."

Muddled:

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Acadamics:

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Conversations:

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten about what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

Laughing:

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Accidents:

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/wall copy this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Wants:

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sterotypes:

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know that Goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile!

Music:

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your page if you like music
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Food:

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you eat more cookies than vegetables a day, copy and paste this into your profile

Technology:

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, copy this onto your profile

Longer:

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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BOLD everything that applies to you.

I am a male.

I am a girl.

I am shorter than 5’4.

I think I’m ugly sometimes.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have a tattoo.

I am self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/I’ve had braces.

I wear glasses

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.

I have more than 2 piercings.

I have piercing in places besides my ears.

I have freckles.

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve run away from home.

I’ve been kicked out of the house.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want to have kids someday.

I’ve lost a child.

I’m in school.

I have a job.

I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.

I almost always do/did my homework.

I’ve missed a week or more of school.

I failed more than 1 class last year.

I’ve stolen something from my job.

I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.

Disney movies still make me cry.

I’ve peed from laughing.

I’ve snorted while laughing.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hand to something.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I was born with a disease/impairment

I’ve gotten stitches/staples.

I’ve broken a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had a serious surgery.

I’ve had chicken pox.

I’ve had measles

I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to Canada

I’ve been to Mexico

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Japan.

I’ve celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

I’ve been to Europe

I’ve been to Africa.

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.

I’ve been to a casino.

I’ve been skydiving.

I’ve gone skinny dipping.

I’ve played spin the bottle.

I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

I’ve crashed a car.

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a play.

I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern lights.

I’ve sat on a roof top at night.

I’ve played chicken.

I’ve played a prank on someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I’ve eaten sushi.

I’ve been snowboarding.

I’m single.

I’m in a relationship.

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

I’ve had a crush on someone of the same sex.

I’ve had a crush on a teacher.

I am a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I have kissed a stranger.

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve sneaked out of my house.

I have lied to my parents about where I am.

I am keeping a secret from the world.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve cheated on a test.

I’ve run a red light.

I’ve been suspended from school.

I’ve witnessed a crime.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

I’ve been arrested.

I’ve consumed alcohol.

I regularly drink.

I’ve passed out from drinking.

I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.

I’ve smoked weed.

I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.

I’ve eaten shrooms.

I’ve popped E.

I’ve inhaled Nitrous.

I’ve done hard drugs.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick.

I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.

I have been diagnosed with clinical depression

I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.

I shut others out when I’m depressed.

I take anti-depressants.

I have been anorexic or bulimic.

I’ve hurt myself on purpose.

I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.

I’ve woken up crying.

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone dying.

Someone close to me has committed suicide.

I’ve planned my own suicide

I’ve attempted suicide.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

I own over 5 rap CDs.

I own an iPod or MP3 player.

I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.

I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.

I own something from Hot Topic.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I collect comic books.

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"Stereo types" they're SO ANNOYING. Who likes when people label you as one immediately without even meeting you? (BOLD ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser or a weirdo
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I have a lot of friends who are GUYS, so I MUST be sexually involved with ALL of them.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST have made my girlfriend pregnant and ditched her.

I'm a GIRL who likes to wear GUY'S CLOTHING, so I MUST be GAY.

I am a HOMOSEXUAL, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I've never SMOKED before, so I MUST not fit in.

I'm a FANGIRL for a certain anime guy, so I MUST have no life.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't FIT IN with everybody, so I MUST be a loser.

I wear lot's of MAKE-UP, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a GIRL who watches SHONEN ANIME, so I MUST be UGLY, GROSS, OR STUPID.

I never CUSS, so I MUST be a PANSY.

I DO NOT support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be hated by MANY.

I have a YOUNGER SIBLING, so I MUST live to to torture him/her and be SELFISH.

I'm SHY, so I MUST fade into the BACKGROUND.

I don't STUDY for school, so I MUST not CARE out anything.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship Satan and HATE life.

I wear PINK, so I MUST be either a little girl or gay.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST take CONTROL.

I know a lot of LANGUAGES, so I MUST have a MIXED CULTURE background.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be a SLUT.

I'm SMALL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be GOTH or EMO.

I’m an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST be very easy to get LAID with and STUPID.

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