Proserine
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Hey, its Proserine! You can call me Prosey, or Prose, or Serene.

My Nationality: I am a dual citizen of the United States and Iraq. However, I live in the United Arab Emirates.

Gender: Ever met a guy named Ursula? (If you have, tell me! :D)

Disposition: Sunny~!

Sanity: Questionable.

A bit about me: I am an optimistic realist and I look at the world through a looking glass of love. I've never hated anyone, despite how terrible they are (that's not to say I like them). I love to write, and I have a bit of a soft spot for crack-fics.

I am a proud Cloudcuckoolander. I also worship TvTropes, Wikipedia, and Google.

Books are my best friends. And my Swiss relatives killed my vegetarianism.


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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.


RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky
(x) You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (No joke.)
(x) You're a good artist
(x)You can be clumsy

(x) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(8/10) for North Italy)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes (mmm, tomatoes)
(x) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(x) You tend to get irritated easily
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
() You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
(x) You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(7/10) for South Italy)

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk your dog.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T
(x) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"
(x) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice

(4/10) for Germany)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(x) You're very mature
(x)You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
(x) You became very successful in a short amount of time
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
() You need time to adjust to new people

(7/10) for Japan)

America (Alfred F. Jones) (The HERO!)

() You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
(x) You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
(x) You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses

(8/10) for America)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea
(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x) You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(x) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
(x) You're good at embroidery

(6/10) for UK)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(x) You love red roses
() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
(x) You're very flamboyant
(x) You say you're a gourmet

(8/10) for France)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(x) You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
(x) You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
() You can seem intimidating to other people
(x) You're very strong
(x) You have a big nose
(x) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(7/10) for Russia)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

() You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
(x) You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting
(x)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(x) You feel under-appreciated
(x) You're bilingual(trilangual, with a smattering of others)
() You always carry a bear with you

(7/10) for Canada)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

(x) You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan
(x) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well (well, relationships)
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
() You want to become stronger

(6/10 for Prussia)


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