Harper Rose Mitchell
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Joined 03-16-13, id: 4601268, Profile Updated: 07-12-13
Author has written 8 stories for Merlin.

I write, and I review, and I read, and I write. And then I write again.

So basically, I'm a girl. No, Harper Mitchell isn't my real name, but I always wanted to name my daughter that, except it would seem kind of creepy to be looking for a guy with the last name of Mitchell to marry.

I'm very hyper, at least, on this site, and if you PM me, unfortunately for you, I'll probably PM back.

I am not a psychopath. I am a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.

Right now, I mostly write Merlin stuff, though I'll probably squeeze in a few Vocaloid fics here and there. If you don't know who that is, look it up ("Google it"...hehehehe...random reference)

Favorite Bands: One Republic (Feel Again), Fun. (Some Nights and We Are Young, does Give Me a Reason count?, Carry On), P!nk (Who Knew, Blow Me One Last Kiss), Imagine Dragons (Radioactive, It's Time, Demons (TSP feels!))

Favorite Vocaloids: Gumi, Luka, Meiko, Miku, Kaito, and Gakupo (basically everyone except Len).

Favorite Movies: Laura, Rebecca, Ben Hur, Hunger Games, Tangled, Gone With the Wind, almost anything by Disney, anything by Alfred Hitchcock, Clueless, Red Eye, Emma, Avengers, Captain America, Howl's Moving Castle, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Remains of the Day, Brave, The Student Prince (THEY WILL MAKE A MOVIE, OK?),

Favorite TV Shows: Once Upon A Time (EmmaxAugust- not really a Hook kind of girl), Merlin (Freylin, ArthurxMe, MERTHUR, GwainexEverybody), Psych (ShawnxJuliet), Monk (Adrian and Trudy, of course), Sherlock (Johnlock), Doctor Who (Rosex10 (whats their ship name?)) and many more that I can't remember at the moment...urrrrgggg...frustration.

Song of the Week:

Stay- Rihanna and Chris Brown

Quote of the Week:

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

-Jim Carrey

What I'm Working On:

Watching Sherlock obsessively, crying over Merlin season five (*sobs* Why Gwaine??), and working on the MegaFic.

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Ragnelle
An innocent autumn hunting trip turns into an unexpected wedding of Gwaine to an ugly hag by the name of Ragnelle, spurring a question not often asked in the Middle Ages- What is it women desire most? Inspired by the Legend of Dame Ragnelle. Rated T for some suggestive answers to said question. (GwainexRagnelle)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Merlin, Gwaine
How To Make It As A Villain In Camelot reviews
In case you did not know, all villains that enter Camelot receive an instructional manual on how to make the most of their remaining forty five minutes left on the planet. This is it. I suck at summaries. I apologize. This concerns basically every villain in the show. Ignore the characters box.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Morgana, Nimueh, Cenred, Agravaine
Merlin's Cleaning Tips reviews
Our favorite manservant shares some of his most efficient (yeah, right) cleaning tips. Lots of short snippet thingies (drabbles? excuse me, I'm new).
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Merlin
Top Ten Ways You'll Die If You Live in Camelot reviews
A civilians guide to staying alive in Camelot. Its harder tan it looks, especially for your average peasants.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Complete
Albion Reincarnate reviews
Merlin's waited hundreds, maybe even thousands, for Arthur to return. Now with the help of Morgana, who may or may not be on his side, a pick up truck, and a little (ok, a lot) of magic, he may be able to see Albion rise again. *This is my first fanfic, so bear (bare?) with me, kay?* Authors Note (I can't figure out how to put in the story, arrrggg): PLEASE BE COMPLETELY HONEST!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Merlin
Gwyn's Little Princess reviews
A somewhat sequel to "Gwyn's Son". Basically, Gwyn gives birth to a daughter and Merlin is assigned with the task of finding her a name in three days while watching the little Prince Kaiser and his friend, Bridie, pretty much impossible. Can our hero do it? "Probably not..." Shut up, Merlin! You'll scare away the readers!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Merlin, Gwen/Guinevere
His Name Is Mordred reviews
Morgana is only able to give up her child in hopes that one day he will be able to overthrow the kingdom of his father, the traitor. Yes, this is extremely referencing the song "Mordred's Lullaby" by Heather Dale, which is freaking awesome and should have more fanfics written on it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Complete
Gwyn's Son- the next king of Camelot reviews
Gwyn loves her son Kaiser, not just because of the young boy he is, but the future King he will be.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete