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I read Harry Potter, Mass effect, Btvs, Halo, Worm, d&d.

I dislike Harry paired with Draco, Snape, Lucy or Voldie, they are horrible people, why inflict more torment on poor Harry. Ron annoys me with his lazy attitude and jealousy. Hermione is great, a true friend. Ginny is pretty non existent in the films, she was okay in the books. Ron/Hermione is a terrible pairing. Harry/Ginny would be okay if we knew Ginny more than we do in Canon. I'd like a story where Harry has the magical power equal to Dumbledore, and the passion to learn of Hermione. I don't think that would be OP. Neville and Luna should be in all stories more often. Don't like harem fics. A harem is a group of women/men that are kept around for the sole reason of sex. There is no relationship beyond that. Harry having a relationship with multiple people would be polyamours. Soul Bonds and Marriage contracts = puking. Needlessly bashing the Weasleys is weird, they are a really nice family. Dolores Umbridge, the quicker she dies the better your fic. I don't like fics where Harry is severely abused, it seems those stories only exist to see how much abuse Writers can dump on him, the gobshites. All stories where Lily and James are somehow okay with abandoning Harry to live with the Dursleys, usually they are WBWL stories, they suck and you suck for writing garbage. Snape is not secretly a saint, he is a bitter, arrogant, obnoxious bully. Harry(JKR) must have been drunk or lost a bet when he named his son Albus Severus.

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Hearts are All as False as Stairs of Sand -Shakespeare by slyfoxcub reviews
Gaara and Harry would both move mountains for their precious people. Little wonder they're related. Look out, Wizarding World, the Kazekage is coming, and the Desert follows in his footsteps! Post Fourth Shinobi War. Grey!Harry. No Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,239 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Gaara, Kankuro
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 5,214 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 4,634 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,611 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 7,874 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
The Tangled Threads of Time by chem prof reviews
After seeing his son off on the Hogwarts Express, Harry wakes up in an unexpected place. And finds himself with more memories than ought to be possible. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 251 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 516 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete