OMEFRON I HAVE A FANFICTION!!!!!!

Hey Class!! My name is Adrianna Ciara Edwards, and I here because I am completely addicted to the High School Musical series... and Zac Efron.

Hi Adrianna, welcome to rehab! Lol:)

I can say that I am addicted to High School Musical, and every single thing connected to it, because I start hyperventilating, anytime I hear something about it, and if you can think of anything, ANYTHING, i have it in the form of High School Musical, seriously. (Also in Twilight, and The Jonas brothers...)

IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE CARE, THE DAY OF MY BIRTH IS DECEMBER 19TH, 1997!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Yes my birthday has passed...deal with it)

Extra info about me:

Astro sign: Sagittarius

Newest interest: Glee baby!!!

Sex: Female

Favorite food: Burritos

Favorite words: Nonchalant, perseverence, dissect, cornea, word, waz, wonk, dork, fool, idiot, freak, dumbie, love, hun, dude, like.

Words you find funny for no reason: Penis, genitilia, vagina, fallopian tubes, turkey, panties, grope, testicles, coordinate, belligerent, verbal, betch, nude, slut, bum, hobo, sock, toes, tampon.

Best friend's names: Samantha, Savannah, Malia.

Sports I do or like: Cheerleading (IT IS A SPORT!!), football, basketball, baseball, soccer.

Favorite color: Anything neon, but mostly green:)

Usual mood: Happy!!!!

Usual status: HYPER!!!!!!

Something people should know about me: I am veeeeeeeeeeeeery blunt, and I am sensitive, and I am very immature, and I laugh at nothing at all, it's kind of ridiculous...

Favorite snacks: Rainbow goldfish, a red apple, oats & honey nature valley bars, gummy worms, graham crackers, dry cereal i.e. fruity pebbles, captain crunch berries and lucky charms, skittles, granola bars, nachos, chocolate.

What I always do wherever I am no matter who I'm with: SING!!!

Pet peeves: People watching me eat, someone by me staring at people, ghetto people, people farting in cars...that I'm sitting in, people with bad hygiene, teachers that don't call on me when I know the answer to something, people that try too hard to be funny or cute or random..I find it very annoying, I HATE it when young people that date or have been dating for a couple of days or weeks say that they love eachother; no you don't. I don't feel comfortable when someone looks at me for more than 10 seconds, I swear that I have OCD 'cause I can't have people walk by my food or open topped beverage because I'm afraid that their dust motes will get in it, another reason that I think I have OCD, is because I can't STAND freaking disgusting CRUMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I find them the most horrible and annoying and stupid and retarted (no offense, although who would call people with special needs retarded? Dumb tabloids, Jennifer Aniston did and said nothing wrong!!) and just...I HATE CRUMBS!!!!! Everyone just needs to keep them away from me even though that's highly impossible 'cause I am a pretty messy eater...Oh well, that just kinda sucks for me.

Okay, so the reason why I chose my Fanfiction AND Youtube account (if you care about my stupid youtube account) to have my username iminlovewithhsm which is broken apart to be im in love with hsm; is because whenever I hear something, or even think that I hear about something, or feel that I hear Zac Efron's voice, or see a picture of Zanessa, or see a pair of bright blue eyes, or see a H and a S and a M , or eat some toast, or just look at a shoe, or just lay on my High School Musical bed, or stare at my High School Musical wall...I have no control over what I do with myself.

I get butterflies that have power built wings that flap over and over non stop inside of me, and I forget about everything around me, and whatever the focus of High School Musical that I am paying attention to, is the only thing that I can see or hear or smell (which is usually a rare case, cause I mean really? What could I smell?), and I squeal like never before, and just sit wherever I am and just gaze at...whatever the heck it could be! I smile from ear to ear, and won't stop my faze until I have to do something important with my life...like eat, or go pee.

I am telling you with the honesty within my 13 year old self, that on the night of January 20th, 2006 I was one of the 7.7 million people that watched High School Musical when it premiered on Disney Channel for the first time, and boy oh boy. That night, my whole life changed.

I wanted to break out of my shy girl attitude, and sing, and dance, and befriend some people that I most likely wouldn't talk to in a million years! By the time that that beautiful movie that Kenny Ortega brought together ended, I was ready to cry, for as I was the most inspired little 8 year old!! He is definately one man I would LOVE to see in person, because without him and his awesome sexy self, there would be no Zanessa, and there would be no Hairspray, and there would be no cd that I actually sang my heart out to knowing and belting every single word out shocking my family with my random change of ways, and there would be no man of my dreams, and there would be no celebrity couple that I would favor over my house, and there wouldn't be the first guy I told my mom that was hot which was Zac Efron, and there would be no happy, bubbly, cheerful, fun to be around, life of the party, random, cute, silly, un-bratty cheerleader and funny Adrianna Edwards. I would just be some boring black ghetto chick that nobody wanted to deal with...

I for one know that I will always love High School Musical, and nobody can take that away from me, because I am not exagerating over the part above about HSM changing my life, because it DID!! When I grow older and get married and have children, I will force them to watch this amazing movie to teach them that it is okay to be yourself, and to always know who you are, and to not change yourself because of what others think. And to never be afriad to become friends with people that someone like you normally wouldn't be friends with, because things like that don't matter! Haha, im sure that they will act like I acted when I watched my mom's fav. musical 'Grease' back in her day. Hey that movie is awesome too so don't judge!

Okay, now I'm crying now that I just typed all of that. It surely does show that I do love High School Musical, because it was all from the heart. One day I will become a star, and I just silently pray each night that one day my dreams come true, with the support of my friends, you know why? Cause,

We're all in this together

Once we know that we are

We're all stars

And we see that

We're all in this together

And it shows when we stand, hand in hand, make our dreams come true:)

Yeah I just typed those lyrics from singing them to myself!!

High School Musical will always be a part of my life, for as it has made me who I am, and I am not afraid to state that fact:)

God, they just need to make another freaking move!!! THREE ISN'T ENOUGH!! At least make an adult version, where Troy drives the 36 miles over to Gabriella's college (Stanford) and they talk a bit about some school crap --since they would constantly be talking over the phone so that they already know what is going on in each others new life at their different colleges...phone sex included-- and what do ya know?? BAM he proposes to her, and then they get it on, not for the first time of course, because you know that the two of them sneaked back into the Lava Springs pool to get it on even though Mr. Fulton which rhyme's with Bolton kicked them out for being in the pool after hours and plus they weren't members of Lava Spr-- okay ANYWAY!!! She finds out that she's preggers, and then by the wedding she's slightly showing, and DANG IT I'm soooo desperate):

*depressed sigh* *tear* *another sigh*

Anyways, I am a 13 year old girl that lives in Kent, Washington in an apartment, (Sad, I know...) and yea. I am NOT looking forward to continue my junior high years at Mill Creek this school year cause last year was perfect at elementary school being a 6th grader, and it was also sad because one of my besties moved to Cali, and others went to a different MS, and this year being a sevie sucks BOOOTAY!!!! I mean, me and my friend Savannah HATE our freaking school!!!!!!! Ugh, I can't talk about it anymore because it'll hear me, and it will think that it's special since I mentioned its stupid existence on my profile.

NEW SUBJECT!!!

I have many friends that love me, hate me, love to hate me, or hate to love me, which i am totally fine with because i might feel the same way towards them.

I am considered an Oreo, which is black on the outside, and white on the inside, and that explains me exactly!!

The Favorite Quotes of Mine...

''I have to go, they'll think L'm pooping.'' -Glee

"There's a male. And another male...Oh! Blow hole sex!!" -i don't remember

"Well yeah, he had a cute little pimple on his nose!" -Miranda Cosgrove

"It was a blackhead." -Nathan Kress

"That's my man bitch. WOOHOO!!" -Khloe Kardashian Odom

"Did you notice that our building is shaped like a penis?" -Kendra Wilkinson Baskett

"Hey you! I had sex with your mom. In your room!! Nice Star Wars sheets..." -Glee

"My man is a sexy bitch!" Josie Stevens

"The way you shake it, you make my pee pee go...DA DOING DOING DOING!!" Eminem

"When you grow a pear, you can call me back." Ke$ha

"It's like two ripe apples back here!!" -Jerry Trainor

"Use your finger to stir my tea, then for dessert I'll suck your teeth!" Ke$ha

"Guns don't kill people. Uh uh! I kill people...With guns!!" -Jon Lajoie

"I have a secret fear of, umm...Sex shops!" -Zac Efron

"STALKERS!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"I've always wanted to play a bad girl." -Zac Efron

"We're good!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"Well Zac picks it up more quickly, but I have had more training than Zac; I must say. It depends on how you look at it." -Vanessa Hudgens

"Best girl dancer, I don't know. It might be a tie between Monique and Vanessa." -Zac Efron

"He's really proud of me. He liked it alot.'' -Vanessa Hudgens

"I just want you to know--1, 2, 3--HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ZAAC; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!'' -Vanessa Hudgens at a HSM concert

"Mom calls like 'Zac what are you doing? Don't take pictures with fans in a sex shop! If your gonna go, get what you need, but go discreetly, go privately. Get what you need, and get out! You know, don't be posing with fans--Do you know how bad that looks?''' -Zac Efron

''Is that tuna? Alright good, I'll definately use that. I like tuna!" -Zac Efron

"Three things I would take on a deserted island, are a lover, a bed, and a plane to leave when I get bored. Just kidding, I read that online." -Zac Efron

"No I mean I like to scream along too.'' -Vanessa Hudgens

"What sort? Are there types? A great boyfriend!" -Zax Efron

"Yeah, speaking of my phone. I gotta call my Grandma." -Zac Efron

"The other day, we were uh, we had the oppertunity to talk to Micheal Jackson on the phone. Me and Corbin did...And then Vanessa, Vanessa did too!" -Zac Efron

"Vanessa likes these at the moment, so I'll probably give this to her..." -Zac Efron

"It's good, thank you!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"It's fun to play off Vanessa." -Zac Efron

"Oh, well I thought he asked me how many girlfriends I have!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"I know you were there, but I don't remember you." -Vanessa Hudgens

"She looks gorgeous, as always." -Zac Efron

"I think that's the best thing to do. But its not like on a Friday night... It'll be like...9 am!" -Zac Efron

"Good question Corbin, Dang! Umm, I think like down the road...In like 20 years...I'm gonna think it's a great idea to have kids. How many? Umm, I would have to say...3, maybe three kids." -Zac Efron

"Aww, little Zac's!" -Ashley Tisdale

"So we were hiding back in the adult section, where your not supposed to go in--well I guess I can go in there now--but we were hiding in the back 'cause some paparazzi snuck into the shop, and we were looking at these goofy masks, and uh, this lady comes up and asks for a picture, and I was like yeah sure. And there's a bunch of uh...you know. Rubber penises." -Zac Efron

"OH THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE!! I went to the bathroom, then right when I came out, there was all of these kids standing there with like, toilet paper for me to sign! It was great.'' -Vanessa Hudgens

"Since Zac wasn't here, i brought him along in my little pin!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"I have Paula Abdul 'I'm Forever Your Girl'" -Zac Efron

"I was in the bathroom for like 15 minutes, so they were probably like, 'what is she doing?''' -Vanessa Hudgens

"There's nothing wrong with kissing a hot guy!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"No, I mean like, in the very beninning, we kissed actually. And we kissed in that part where we almost kissed. And you know, it happened a few times; the one time Corbin--who puts the ball between us-- um, before Troy and I start to kiss, um forgot to come in, or was just reaally late, so we were just there kissing, and kissing and kissing and everybodies mouth just dropped. And Kenny our director yelled, CUT!! and we were looking around like 'what happened?''' -Vanessa Hudgens

"It's not sex 'cause I'm singing it in a song, that's right bitch, now take off your thong and show me your genitals, genitals. Show me your genitals. YOUR GENITALIA!!" -Jon Lajoie

"Hey there. I like your hair! Who does your hair? I wanna go there. PSHYEAH!!" -Scotty Vanity

"Knock knock, whos there? It's me! Wonderin' why your not naked...Knock knock, whos there? It's me again! Still wonderin' why your not naked." -Jon Lajoie

"I'm too sexy for your party." -Right Said Fred

"My loneliness, is killin' me, AND I!! I must confess, I still believe, STILL BELIEVE!! When I'm not with you I lose my mind; Give me a SIGH!!!! Hit me ba--!!!" -Chad Micheal Murray

"I RUN LA!!!" -Natalie Nunn

"My vagina hurts!" -Snookie

"I guess I just lost my husband, I don't know where he went." -Pink

"Oh I hate flowers! Bugs sit upon them, and make poo." -iCarly

"THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL BABY!!" -i don't remember

"YUPP!!" -Trey Songz

"Over the summer, something changed. I started reading seventeen and shaving my legs." -Katy Perry

"Katy Pizzle, the shizzle dizzle!" -Snoop Dogg

"I like your pants!" -Kristen Stewart

"Stop taking your clothes off!" -Robert Pattinson

''Run girl, I'm tryin' to get your body wet!'' -i dont remember

''SHAKE THEM DREADS!!!'' -E40

"THIS AIN'T A LOVE SONG! Oh no. This ain't a broken heart , singin' just because he's lonely." -3oh!3

"Walk walk fashion baby, work it move that bitch crazy!" Lady Gaga

"I wanna sex you UP!!" -Glee and whoever originally wrote and sang the song

"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it huurts!" -Right Said Fred

"When you get to sing with someone you care about, it's magical." – Vanessa Hudgens

“I don’t even want to know why he invited me,” Zac said of Tom Cruises’s invitation to go driving motorcycles. “It’s just so cool that he gave a shit. The fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.” -Zac Efron

"I like Zac's hair back."- Vanessa Hudgens

"I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, whatcha think about that?" -Right Said Fred

“Why am I not out there playing the field? I think a lot of guys would enjoy that. But I’m not really like that. Believe me, I rack my brain thinking, ‘Why am I not out there playing the field? But it’s not in my heart. It’s exactly how it should be." he said of his relationship with Vanessa. “It’s real.” -Zac Efron

"The second I met him I thought he was a really cool guy. It's hard not to have chemistry with someone who is quite attractive."
"Thank you -- likewise! One thing we noticed at the callbacks was that there were 10 or so people up for both of our roles, and it was a mix-and-match session where they'd choose a guy and a girl and they'd have to do the scene together. Throughout the whole process everyone auditioned with everyone except us -- we were stuck together throughout the entire process. At the time we didn't know if it was chemistry or if they didn't like us or what was going on." -Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

"I shake my little tush on the catwalk!" -Right Said Fred

Kenny did have us go back and watch some movies, now that I think about it."
He had us watch Romeo and Juliet!" -Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron

I heard a rumor that I was dead. I'm serious. Someone called me and they were like, 'Oh, dude, you're alive!'" -Zac Efron

"I'm too sexy for this song." -Right Said Fred

"Yeah I mean he, he has a great body. Just like everybody else has noticed obviously." - Vanessa Hudgens

"This is the booty dance!"- Zac Efron

"She should like, smack me, and make me start doing it!"- Zac Efron

"You are the only person I know that can make you two syllables. YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! It's like Micheal Jackson! YOU! YOU!"- Zac Efron

"You sound like a trumpet, YOU ARE!!"- Zac Efron

"YEAH!!...Dang it!!"- Zac Efron

"No, no, no, no, my god no. He's still the same guy I met." Vanessa smiled.

"Oh my god that woud be frightening!!" -Zac Efron

"I haven't given it to him yet. I'm kind of late. It's something for a house." -Vanessa Hudgens

"The first word that comes to my mind when I think of Vanessa?...Hot" -Zac Efron

"Zac indeed is more of an eggs kind of guy. Sometimes, he just drinks them." -Vanessa Hudgens

"I envisioned myself sitting on a couch, with my stunna-shades on, sitting next to Usher and T-Pain, making it rain money!" -Zac Efron

"That last dance was tight yo!" -Ashley Tisdale

"Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful." -Keri Hilson

"Mom, he's not gonna kill me!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"Have it your way, foreplay, before I feed your appetite!" Justin Timberlake

"See? Everybody hates me!" -That new wannabe Troy dude in HSM3

"Actually, for Christmas one year, my mom filled my whole stocking with condoms. When I got my stocking out, and poured out its contents, they all fell out!" -Zac Efron

"Get jiggy with it!!" -i don't remember

"She's soo wasted, acting crazy, making a scene, like its her birthday!!" -Good Charlotte

"The worst part was telling your girlfriend! I mean I don't wanna sound like an asshole and be like, hey is it okay with you if I go to a strip club?" -Zac Efron

"BABY I LIKE IT!!" -Enrique Iglesias

"She finds it very itchy when I kiss her!" -Zac Efron

"My flow soo tight and the beat soo sick, Chris Brown should get his ass kicked!!" -Jump Smokers

"It's soo cute! I just wanna...eat it!" -Vanessa Hudgens

"It's always nice to kiss Vanessa..." -Zac Efron

"If I could be any type of shoe...I'd probably be a tap shoe, so that I could annoy all of the other shoes, and people!" -Zac Efron

"I love you Wildcat." -Vanessa Hudgens

"I've already suspected that she wasn't from this Earth already! That would kinda make sense to me, so I don't know if I would be upset. I'm kind of anticipating it actually." -Zac Efron

''You killed my fish!!'' -Cg=habbibg Tatum

"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!" -The Lonely Island

"I mean it's always good to have your girl around you know, for scenes, 'cause it just makes everything go so smooth." -Zac Efron

"Soaking in the tub like a fucking queen. Need to relax, need to feel the steam. A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH!!" -Miss Taken

"Being apart all the time might be one of the reasons why we make it work. You know what I mean? Like, when...if I'm away for two weeks and we come home-- when I come home, we're sort of inseparable. So its...I don't know, I guess it's good to have that sort of balance." -Zac Efron

"You think its only guys, but you girls are guilty too. That Louis bag is fake, I bet my life your breasts are too!" -Jump Smokers

"Yeah I am blushing slightly...your umm, holding that magazine." -Zac Efron

"I am very lucky to have Vanessa Hudgens!" -Zac Efron

"Dude, I play Troy, and my girlfriend plays Gabriella!" -Zac Efron

"Z: Rubber baby buggy bumpers. You wanna do that one? V: Uhh, no?" -Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens

"All the time, I say...crickey!" -Zac Efron

"(interviewer lady chick person) Where are you on love, and Mrs. Efron? (Zac) Yeah, I'm dating Vanessa, and it's going amazing; it's been great, it's better than ever! She wishes she was here. London is her favorite place in the world. She's super jealous right now, and uhh...I should probably go call her, and tell her that I landed! Haha, and that I'm having tea...with you." -Zac Efron

"You leave condoms right next to your bed...Easy access!" -Zac Efron

"It's fun to work with him. He's really sweet, and singing all of the songs is always a blast." – Vanessa Hudgens

"Maybe you're wild!! Thats okay, I can work with that!" -Zac Efron

''If you really love someone, you shouldn't have to work at it. You finish each others' sentences and have the same sense of humor.'' – Vanessa Hudgens

"Working with Vanessa was a dream come true," - Zac Efron

"He's an amazing guy." -Vanessa Hudgens

"I'll look over at Vanessa and she'll have a big ol' smile on her face and it sort of makes me forget I'm dancing for a second." -Zac Efron

"Usually guys don't remember anniversarys, but one time he showed up with lilies and roses, my favorite" Vanessa Hudgens

"The thing that no one expected from Vanessa, is that underneath she is such a sweet girl, and is a very, very, sexy woman." -Zac Efron

"Uh, me so horny!" -i don't remember

"If you think this song is dumb, give me a hell yeah!" -Dot Dot Curve

"I'm such a hopeless romantic. You can feel the emotions Gabriella has for Troy. Zac and I have done three movies together now, and we can basically do anything in front of each other. We're so comfortable, we're not afraid to take chances." -Vanessa Hudgens

"AHH!!! PUSH IT!!" -i don't remember

“I think that at that time, in that environment…it most definitely was love at first sight. I’ll never answer that for anyone else…except for Ashley.” - Zac Efron

"I'm not coming to your party girl." -3oh!3

"I love a guy who can make me laugh." -Vanessa Hudgens

“Vanessa caught my eye straight away. She simply outshines all other girls because of her strong personality. I don’t know if I believe in love at first sight, but I do believe in two people having chemistry straight away. I don’t know what it was with Vanessa but we kind of clicked from the very beginning. She is not just a lovely girl, she is also a sexy and desirable woman! Vanessa is just a wonderful person. I can laugh and talk with her and, most of all, we have loads of fun!” -Zac Efron

"Whatever tickles your peach!" -Me:)

"Vanessa brings sparkle to everything she's always fun to have around." -Zac Efron

"Whatcha goin' do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk?" -Will. I. Am

"Can I keep up with her pace? kick it into gear when I see that face!" -The Ready Set

"I'm such a lady, but I'm dancin' like a hoe!!!" -Me:) and Fergie

"Yeah I'm the sex bitch, yeah I'm the sex!" Dot Dot Curve

"I like that you have handcuffs by your bed also..." -Zac Efron

"I'm not gonna write you a love letter!" my mom

"Strategies? Oh yeah. I've got lots of tricks up my sleeve!...You know, ducking through private property, before I have to get out of the car. And things like that." -Zac Efron

"My lip gloss is poppin'!" -Lil Mama

"IF YOU DANCING UP ON TABLES YOU GO, YOU GO YOU GOT IT GIRL!!" -Cobra Starship

"You are not adorable, I want something un-ignorable!" -The Ting Tings

"Also theres a cool trick! If you don't look at them, they don't get a picture of your face. So that means that they can't publish it. So...if they come I'll just walk backwards. It'll be like the moonwalk! And its really cool, and its looks weird in person but..." -Zac Efron

"Aww flip flibber in flibben hell!" Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging

"DAMN yous a sexy bitch!" -David Guetta

"Groove slam work it back, filter that, baby bump that track! Groove slam work it back, filter that, baby bump that track! Groove slam work it back, Space Cowboy just play that track! Ga gaaaaa in the room, so starstruck cherry cherry cherry cherry boom boom." Lady Gaga

"You wanna get in my world? Get lost in it. Boy I'm tired of runnin' lets walk for a minute!" -Nelly Furtato

"B double O, T, Y, M, E, A, T do you know that spells booty meat?" -Soulja Boy

"Imma kick him when I see him!" -Pussycat Dolls

"I fall asleep in hospital parking lots, and awake in your mouth." -Owl City

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!" -Me:)

"I want a hot dog!" -Lexie

"SHAKE IT FAST, WATCH YOURSELF!" -i don't remember

"Look, it's TINA THE TALKING TUMMY!!" -someone off of white chicks

"Stan's got a small wiener!" -Zac Efron

"My heart is bound to beat right out my un-trimmed chest." -Train

"Life in plastic, it's fantastic!!" -Barbie

"I got skills with balls..." -Zac Efron

"There's a bunch of dirty laundry in there! I mean...you can have fun." -Zac Efron

"Enough about Scott and his sausage!" -Kim Kardashian

"You wake up in your bra and your makeup!" -Ashley Tisdale

"It works I tell you! i'm 37, and I've got no problem." -Zac Efron

"I wanna pop, and lock, and jam, and break!" -the chick that plays Martha Cox

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? HOT!" -Pussycat Dolls

"C'MON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!!" -Ken

"It's not that I'm a terrible dancer at all! Its just that everyone else in High School Musical, are such good dancers!" -Zac Efron

"And no, I don't want to see your man-gina." -Ke$ha

"When I'm on the dancefloor, its all about the same two-step with a little twist!" -Zac Efron

"Next time you point a finger, I might have to bend it back and BREAK it BREAK it off!!" -Paramore

"The larva tasted like...pasta!" -Zac Efron

"It looks like someone punched you in your face Mike Tyson!" -Khloe Kardashian Odom

"My dad bet me 20 dollars to eat the live octapus that was on the plate in front of us, and I was like, 'bring it on man!'...so I ate it! And it tasted like a cherry tomato." -Zac Efron

"Walkin' down the street with my dick hangin' out!" -Gloria Shuri Nava

"My dream girl would be someone who looked like a younger version of Catherine Zeta Jones." -Zac Efron

"Okay I get it, let me think, I guess it's my turn. Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns!" -Nicki Minaj

"Note to self: Surprise Corbin on our date..." -Zac Efron

"Oh shit my glass is empty...That sucks!!" -Pink

"This right here's a panty droppa!" -Trey Songz

"Thank you Puff!" -Russell Brand

"How you doin'?" -Wendy Williams

"Vanessa & I kind of fell in love while making High School Musical..." -Zac Efron

"Don't give me that face MoMo!" -Ashley Tisdale

"You got it!" -Lucas Grabeel

"BA DA BA BA BA, I'M LOVING IT!!" -Me and McDonalds

"Feelin' on her booty, touchin' on her butt." -Trey Songz

"Mom, can you just pound this fat pill with a hammer or something and let me snort it? 'Cause I know I'm not going to swallow this thing!" -Me

"I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE!!" -Taylor Swift

"Girls in stripper heels!" -Adam Lambert

"You like black guys soo much, that your starting to taste like barbecue." -Lamar Odom

"A candy stripper?" -Me:)

"Take me in the bathroom. Take my clothes off. Make love to me, up against a dirty wall, 'cause I can't wait to get you, wait to get you home! Take me out the back door. Take my clothes off. Make love to me up against somebody's car!!!" -Shwayze

"Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock? Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a bi-OTCH!" -Katy Perry

"Ohhh, say what say what say what?" -Donell Jones

"I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!" -Me and Katy Perry

"She kissed a girl and she liked it? What is wrong with music these days?" -my mom

"THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK!!" Me and Katy Perry

"HE'S UP IN THE CLOSET!!!!!!" -R Kelly

"He's up in the closet? Who is he talking about in the first place?" -Me:)

"Oh she makes me feel like shit. But I can't get over it! 'Cause she's everything I ask for." -The Maine

"I was gay once..." -Easy A

Boys,
If you want a certain girl, treat her like gold. Give her all the attention she craves. Take control of the relationship. Compliment her, she'll smile a whole lot wider. Always try to make her feel comfortable around you. When she's down, pick her back up. When she's up, make sure she doesn't come down. Make her laugh 'til it hurts, and cry happy tears. Make the months you've know her, feel like years. Goof around, and make memories that last; and hope that it all doesn't end up in the past.
A relationship can't build off of nothing, so start with something. It can be easy for a girl to fall, so catch her.
--Adrianna Ciara Edwards

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You can become my friend, just tell me your from FF. I don't have much on my channel so...

http://www.youtube.com/user/iminlovewithhsm?feature=mhum

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The Smoothness of Summer (coming soon)

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Sharpay's outfit for chapter 1:

I completely HATE stereotypes, I think they're rude, and if you feel the same way, and make the stupid betches stop and copy this, and paste it onto your profile!!

(Bold the stereotypes that match your characteristics.:))

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser
-Don't Be A Sterotype.

I completely ADORE Zanessa, so if your a Zashley fan, you might want to stay out of my way.

A reason why:

My bestest friend ever Savannah was hanging out with me one time at my house. We were talking about our favorite celebrity couples, and I said Zanessa was my favorite, and she was looking at my wall of HSM related pictures in my room, and she removed two posters from the wall, smiled evilly and said, 'I like these two together.' And it was a photo of Zachary David Alexander Efron, and Ashley Michelle Tisdale, and I told her to leave my house. From that day 'til a week later I didn't say anything to her outside of school. Don't mess with me when it comes to Zanessa. You don't want to end up like Savannah now do you??

Haha Savannah, Haha...

Oh, and MY COUPLE (ZANESSA) NEEDS TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LOVE EACHOTHER TOO MUCH, AND JUST GET MARRIED AND NOT THINK ABOUT IT!!! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A WHO-HA THAT THEY BROKE UP BECAUSE THEY WERE SOO COMMITTED AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE, I MEAN DOES THAT REALLY MATTER?? IT JUST MEANS THAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP GOT COMFORTABLE ENOUGH FROM THEIR 5 YEAR RELATIONSHIP, THAT THEY NEEDED TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOFO LEVEL WHICH IS MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY! ONCE THE TABLOIDS GETS PHOTOS OF ONE OF THEM WITH A DIFFERENT PERSON, IT WILL TEAR THEM APART AND BREAK THEM DOWN, AND I HOPE WITH ALL OF MY 13 YEAR OLD MIGHT THAT THEY REALIZE THAT, BECAUSE THEY STILL LOVE EACHOTHER!!!!!!!! Gosh, to be honest with all of you people that are reading this, I cried when I heard about their breakup...I blame Zac. I love him with my whole heart, but I think he broke up with her, and Vanessa was too in love with him to make him unhappy so she just went with it. I wonder how their loved ones felt or thought when they heard about their breakup. I know I googled everything I could to get more dirt about the two of those sexy people and what happened. I made sure to re-watch E! News (even though I already watch it on a daily basis, dude I watch everything on E! so watch out...) whenever they talked about my couple, and gosh my family thought I was depressed. I needed some Cymbalta, because I was not myself. Honestly, if you guys would want to interact with me, I would avoid you and I would just want ice cream and to just cry, and mope, and be sad, and watch high school musical, and read my Stories From East High books, and look at the Zanessa pictures I downloaded from google, and watch interviews of them together, and watch their red carpet moments together, and look at all of the magazines that had my couple's faces on it and...you get the point...halfway atleast. The ending of Zanessa took a toll on my personality, and the way I am, so I am a bit more sensitive, which is a bit strange because I already am a sensitive person so...yeah.

He could have stayed with her a while longer, because I find it jacked up that he dumped her right before her birthday! Freaking jerk, that's why she woke up in Vegas:)

Well, I guess that that is enough of my rambling soo...DO MY GOSSH DANG POLL OKAYYYY??????...sorry.

Toodles!