![]() Ehhh, idk what to say; Hi? My name is Ninja :3 My birthday is 25/09/96, and I live in South-West Scotland. It's good to start with the basics, right? ._. Fanfic Interests: Naruto, LoZ, Naruto, SSBB, Naruto, Kid Icarus, Naruto, Maximum Ride, mmm... I'm open to sugestions! (and spell-checks _;) Hobbies: Playing Video games, YouTubing it up, browsing the vast land of the internetz, reading, watching TV/anime. Trying to will myself to pick up something productive, like I dunno, crafts XD Favourite Pairings: I prefer fics that aren't entirely focused on lovey-dovey smush -_- It's like writing an interesting story would kill some people :C Fanfic status: I don't really write fanfics because I have bad tendencies to change/scrap completely whatever I come up with and am too shy to let you read it anyway. Maybe I'll write some in the future? I had a story that was a One Piece/LoZ crossover (I know, how in the hell, right? XD) but...I kinda lost my nerve and deleted it *.* ...I've run out of things to say. I'm not entirely sure what is appropriote (again, feel free to tell me of my spelling mistakes, I am a REALLY bad speller)...(not too big on grammer either)...mmm...random junk that amused me when I was 13 and made this account? XD Okay, here you go... T_T WARNING: MOST OF THIS WAS COPIED FROM OTHER PEOPLE'S PROFILES .;; "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never-- aw f!@# this, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?" (Summer time) "I miss my friends. I wanna go back to school!" Dear Math, Dear Pringles, How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "File... save" (File name already in use.) "JLKSKSLJF... save" A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friend, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite food, fears, and dental appointments. You are driving on the road and you see a tree on the left side, a baby in the middle, and a telephone pole on the right. What would you hit? "Do you look at your husband's face when you make love?" An angry wife meets her husband at the door. There's alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume that there's a very good reason you are waltzing in here at 6AM." she snarled. "There is," he replied. "Breakfast." What would happen if Pinocchio were to say, "My nose is about to grow"? Romantic movies make women believe that crap like that could actually happen... Kinda like men and porn... I take you to be my lawfully wedded text buddy. To have and harass, in rich quotes and silly jokes, till dead battery do us part. My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast. If a stadium full of midgets was to do the wave, would that be a ripple? Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. She said "something with a lot of diamonds." I hope she likes the deck of cards I got for her. Justin Bieber's new album is coming out this weekend. The biggest lie in history: "I have read and agreed to the terms..." Every time I see the word "explain" on a test, a little part of me dies. If the world doesn't end in December 21, 2012, there's gonna be a lot of babies born in September 2013. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, and not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Boy: There's a kid at school that keeps calling me a fag. I am as mad as a mosquito in a mannequin factory. Can you tell your boobs to please stop staring at my eyes? thanks. After reading the the sentence, you are now aware that the the human brain does not inform you that the the word "the" has been repeated twice every time. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F. A woman's 4 favorite animals: a mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and an ass to pay for it all! due tomorrow = do tomorrow. What's the worst place to have a fire? The factory where they make those trick birthday candles. Paper cut: tree's last revenge. If I actually lived like there's no tomorrow, I'd be in jail. Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future. Common sense is trying not to be an idiot right now. I'm not lazy. I'm overflowing with potential energy. "Does this dress make me look fat?" I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. That new Robin Hood film isn't very historically accurate. Pardon me, sir gangster, your trousers are descending. If I had a nickel for every time you pissed me off, I would put those nickels in a sack and beat you with it. I don't fear death but I do fear inconveniences, and death would be one hell of an inconvenience. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say, "you're next." A pregnant woman lapses into a coma as she gives birth to twins. When she awakes, she's told that her brother was asked to name the boy and the girl. "My idiot brother named them? Oh God, I just hope he didn't screw it up.. What did he name my daughter?" she asked the doctor. "Denise," the doctor replied. "Oh, that's not too bad. How about my son?" she asked. "Denephew" Hey Cupid, can you shoot both of us next time? Knock knock! You know what's ironic? Dying in the living room. Today I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I searched the Internet for "Ninja School" to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Three Dreams of a Man: There are 2 kinds of people in this world: the ones who finish what they started, and... I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you. What do you do when you're riding a horse full speed with a zebra to your right and a lion chasing you from behind? Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Toyota's new slogan: Moving forward. even if you don't want to. The more you study, the more you learn. What is the difference between girls aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, & 68? A man wanted to help his wife make a password for the computer. He typed "MyPenis" and she fell over laughing when it said *ERROR: NOT LONG ENOUGH* Last night I laid in my bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the f*ck is the roof?" A Jewish boy walks up to his father and asks, "Dad, can I have 50 dollars, please?" Dad replies, "40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for? I haven't got 20 dollars! Here's 10 bucks, share it with your sister." The Friendship Prayer I have a body of a god... unfortunately, it's Buddha... Why did the thermometer go to college? To get a degree. Have you ever noticed that certain words mean completely different things to men and women? for instance, the word "facial" Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Pauses. Hey Harry! If I was one of the most powerful wizards that ever lived, I'm pretty sure correcting my own vision would be on the top of my magical things to do list. Harry Potter Pick Up Lines S.C.H.O.O.L. = Severely Crappy Hours Of Our Lives I wish my grades smoked weed so they would get high. Remember when we were kids, how much we wanted to grow up? Man, we really were stupid. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? fo drizzle. Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils. Paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues. I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body. but then I was born. Ever wondered why toasters have a setting that will burn your toast to the point where it's not edible anymore? I just flushed some skittles down the toilet. It was like a ten second NASCAR race. Don't you hate it when you buy a bag of packaged air, and there's crisps inside it? Pisses me off. You're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. You couldn't pick up a girl if she had handles. The saying "you're not book smart but you're street smart" actually means, "You're a dumbass, but at least you have some common sense." Come on Dora! You are bilingual by the age of 5, you should be smart enough to see that the banana tree is right there behind you! It's 2010, and I'm still waiting for my damn flying car!! Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my wife, Patience to deal with her moods, and Love to forgive her... but please don't give me Strength.. because I'm afraid I'll beat the crap out of her. Amen. Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. You know what really makes me smile? ..facial muscles. My doctor told me that 1 out of 3 people who smoke will eventually die. I guess the other 2 becomes immortal. A bomber runs into a pet store and shouts, "You all have 1 minute to get out before I blow this joint!" The turtle in the back goes "you bastard..." A woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with a midget. She screams, "you promised you wouldn't cheat again!" The husband replies, "for God's sakes woman! can't you see that I'm trying to cut down!?" God tells Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news.. The good news is that I've given you a brain and a penis. The bad news.. You only have enough blood to work one of em at a time." I thought of killing myself once. I bought a bottle of whiskey and some pain medication.. But after taking a couple of pills and some shots, I started feeling a hell of a lot better. A guy shows up for work late and the boss yells, "you should have been here at 8!!" the guy goes "why? what happened at 8?" Geographical definition of sex: It's an action done by Poland into Holand between Thailand, occasionally with a little help from Greece. A blonde walks into the library and upto the counter. She SLAMS a book down and screams, "This is the WORST book I've ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!" The librarian calmly remarks, "So you're the one who took our phone book..." My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. then she told me to take off her skirt. then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore. I molested myself last night. I cried "NO!!!" but I knew I wanted it. Yo momma's so fat even Naruto don't believe it!! Teacher: What animal represents you best? Teacher: For those of you who watched the Disney movie, Pocahontas did not marry John Smith! "Hold them, cowards! Don't let any of them through!" "George: rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, and paper beats rock. Mom: tell your father to fix dinner! "It really IS true what people say behind your back. You DO have a nice ass!" "There's no 'I' in 'team', but there is one in 'win' and 'victory', so shut up and give me the ball!" "You look like I need a drink." God: What's wrong, Adam? you seem sad. Dad: Son, I think it's time we had a chat man to man about cybersex. Consul: your name please? When Chuck Norris plays pacman, the ghosts stay in their box. Silk, silk, silk. What do cows drink? ... Answer: water Johnny's mom has 4 sons. You are in a locked car and you have a bat. How do you get out? ... Answer: You unlock the door. The President decides to test LAPD, FBI, and CIA to see who is the best at apprehending criminals. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After 3 monthes of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After 2 weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The LAPD goes in. They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" A man with a black eye is at the airport. He takes a seat next to another man who had a black eye. He asks, "How did you get yours?" The other man says, "Oh, it was a terrible mix up. I meant to ask the lady over there for two tickets to Pittsburg, but what I actually asked for was two pickets to Tittsburg, so she punched me. How'd you get yours?" The first man says, "Well, like you, I got my words mixed up. I meant to ask my wife to pass the coffee, but what I really said was 'You ruined my life, you stupid whore.' A student comes to the professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?" A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!" This time she looked a little angry, but she brought him a beer. When he finished, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!!!" "THAT'S IT!!" Wife exploded. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me, then expect me to run around like your slave!? Don't you realize that I cook, clean, wash, and iron all day long??" The husband sighed, "Crap... it started." I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled. People were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage. I suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage that would attack anybody who climbed in. EVER WONDER... After dying, 3 people are asked a question in heaven, "when you're lying in your casket, and your friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The 1st guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatest doctors of my time and a great family man." The 2nd guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment and says, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look! He's moving!!!'" 3 women were having lunch: one married, one engaged, one a mistress. They all decided to give their men a nice surprise and dress up for them. They decided to wear black heels, leather bra, stockings and a mask that covered their eyes. A few days later, they meet up and discuss their ventures. The mistress says, "It was amazing! when he saw me, he whispered that he loved me, then we made love all night long." The engaged woman says, "When my man came home and saw me, he told me that I was the woman of his dreams, then we had a wild night together." The married woman says, "My husband came home, saw me in my stockings, black heels, sexy leather bra and black mask over my eyes and goes, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'" Why Men are Happy: We keep our last names. The garage is ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000, Tux rental: $100. People never stare at our chest when we talk to them. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We get extra credit for slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us, they can still be our friend. Our underwear is $8.95 for a 3 pack. Everything on our face stays its original color. We only have to shave neck up. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. and finally, One wallet & one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. A lady walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription." A little girl went up to her mom and asked, "Mom how did the human race appear?" Mom replied, "Well dear, a long time ago, God made Adam and Eve and they had children that started the human race." The little girl then asks her dad the same question and dad answers, "Well, a long time ago, there were these monkeys that evolved into people, and that's how we got here." The little girl ran back to her mom, confused. "Mom, how is it that you say we came from God and dad says we came from monkeys?" Mom replies, "Well sweetie, it's simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your dad told you about his." The Patels were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start a family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Patel kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Few minutes later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am," he said. "I've come to-" "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Patel cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know that babies are my specialty?" "Well, that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try 2 in the bathtub, 1 on the couch and a couple on the bed. and sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there. Although I must warn you, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "Oh my! That's a lot..!" gasped Mrs. Patel. "Ma'am, in my line of work, a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it..." said Mrs. Patel. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on top of a bus," he said. "Oh my God!" exclaimed Mrs. Patel. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Patel. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look. and for more than 3 hours too! the mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached, I had to rush my shots. When the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get started." "A tripod??" "Oh yes, ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held by hand for very long." Mrs. Patel fainted. My job is so freaking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by telling you about the folks I work with. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Attention Female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.* The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Things to do when you're in ASDA! 1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the Toilets. 3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly singing the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.)Grab a load of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, yelling "GO, PIKACHU, GO!" 16.) Grab a handful of skittles and throw them at a small kid screaming "TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!" FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Stuff do do while you're in a lift: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. COPY AND PASTE SHTUFF! If you showed Captain Falcon your moves by punching/ kicking/ hitting or generally owning him in brawl, copy and paste this onto your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi, Chinbaldo, Naruto Ninja44, May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc, Gammatron, Maxforce, Kattheamazing, NinjaKrabz, Copy and paste this into your profile if you HATE people who like to put cruel comments on other people's stories without thinking twice. (I'm not really a hater but close enough) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! 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