Kyle Broflovski is 28 and bored of village life in the Bedfordshire countryside, with only his father and his books to keep him company. Eric Cartman is an orphaned lord of the manor with a dark secret. Kyle jumps at the chance to stay at a beautiful manor house but finds more than just adventure at Tenorman Hall. 'Beauty and the Beast' inspired AU. Rated T.

The year is 1949 and a young man by the name of Kyle Broflovski is currently living in the great city of Chicago, there he struggles to keep himself afloat from crippling debt. To do this he has found himself working at the infamous night club, the Garden of Eden, where he tries not to sink into sinful pleasure that would be sure to damn anyone.

Kyle and Cartman are nothing to each other... not even friends. But when both have dreams that the other will die and in the process hang out with each other to protect one-another, will they start to develop feelings for each other? KyCart. Rated T

Nobody believed they would last, especially Kyle. Eric and Heidi are still dating in high school, Kyle is bitter although has managed to maintain his friendship with Eric. But things are not so blissful between Eric and Heidi, which may work to Kyle's advantage... if he can handle what an affair entails. Rated M.

A young archaeologist, Kyle thinks uncovering a perfectly preserved Egyptian prince will launch his career. But one night in the lab changes everything forever. A fluffy three-parter. Kyman. Rated M.

What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!

The teens of South Park play a little game of "Seven Minutes in Heaven". Kyman one-shot!

A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.

The card game was enjoyable at first, but it very soon became clear Cartman had much bigger ambitions for is 'alone time' with Kyle - despite his parents sleeping in the room down the corridor. Unable to resist, Kyle tries to contain himself and stay quiet... but it's much easier said than done, especially when the sex is THIS good. Kyman oneshot, contains language and smut

AU/WW2. After living hiden for three and half years with his family, Kyle is taken to a concentration camp. Guess who's the most sadistic SS there? What starts as a cruel game between Nazi and Jew, will evolve into something unprecedent. Kyman. Warning: Coarse language, violent imaginary of war and sex. Rewritten version of "Unexpected"

Kyle's Mom is constantly comparing him to his genius little brother. Wanting nothing less than perfection, she really pressures Kyle about his upcoming SATs. Between the stress of that and discovering his sexuality, Kyle feels as though he has nowhere to turn. Kyle slowly falls apart, and Cartman realizes he isn't enjoying it as much as he should be... -KYMAN- Rate & Review :)

I had the same dream last night. You remember, right? The one where we sit on his mom's car looking at the stars and everything's just so fucking perfect. Kyman.

Cartman insults Kyle all the time, but Kyle is bound to snap one day. He just might be so unlucky that happens on a day his jeans are too tight. PWP

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Eric Cartman is tired of being the resident fat ass. After befriending The Goths, he soon discovers alternative ways to deal with his weight but when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.

Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!

Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.

After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.

Eric Cartman slowly drifts into madness after being traumatized by events from his childhood. Kyle notices something different about him, but will he want to know what Eric is hiding? Rated M for later chapters including slashes, suicide, rape, and abuse

Eric Cartman has always made Kyle's life hell, circumstances have given Kyle the chance to humiliate his enemy. Will he succeed or will it backfire on him. Warning, later chapters feature graphic descriptions of sexual acts and abuse. Kyman.

You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.

My first story. Kyle only comes to Cartman when his world is crashing down. When Kyle once again shows up on Cartman's doorstep, Cartman doesn't expect that he will discover a friendship that was perhaps always there.

Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.

Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.

Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.

Cartman's mother has left him alone, and her son has turned to her old profession. Will Kyle save Cartman, or will he save himself? KyCart

I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But that all changes when he tells me something he obviously never wanted me to know. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.

When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle become reluctant participants. Oneshot.