Itachi knows what's best for Sasuke, no matter what Sasuke wants. Shisui knows what's best for Itachi, no matter what he wants. He knows more than that, and he's willing to share his knowledge, if one is reckless, or broken enough. Like Sasuke. Non-massacre AU. Not a love triangle. ShisuixSasuke, (underlying) Itasasu, (past) Shiita. (Cover image is my edit)

Reforming a village is a lot harder than Sasuke would have thought, especially with people throwing coups and assassinating Hokages left and right. In other news, half of his team are crushing on him, Sasuke wants nothing to do with feelings, and who knows what Kakashi is thinking behind that mask of his.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

There's a voice in Sasuke's head. But he's not crazy.

[NaruSasu AU] Sasuke, a talented and excellent student at Konoha High, has a crush on Naruto, the school's gregarious star athlete. But he's too shy to tell him! What's a guy to do? Part 5 of 5. Complete.

We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.

Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.

A misanthropic hermit and an emo loner, two people who couldn't possibly get along, find themselves doing that and more, as circumstances try to tear them apart. NaruSasu, yaoi, AU. Giftfic for Takemeawaytothemoon. Disclaimer in my profile.

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.

Sasukes mental state has taken a turn. Neither Naruto nor Sasuke know how to deal with it. A snapshot of Sasuke in everday hospital life. Leptos/Orexis universe.

NaruSasuNaru, AU. Life's terrible when you're poor, even when you've got the best of drugs, whores and booze to keep you going. When Naruto is employed by Fugaku, he learns that it gets a whole lot worse with Sasuke in the equation.

“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU

Ten times love tried its hardest to be enough, and often succeeded. A series of Naruto/Sasuke drabbles and ficlets.

At some point, whether they want one or not, everyone needs a hero. NaruSasu AU

After a stay in the hospital Sasuke struggles to find his place back at home. Nobody seems to trust him anymore, has he really recovered? Now a story consisting of one-shots, eating disorders, shounen-ai. NaruSasu. Finished.

A sequel to Paying the Price. Fresh from the traumatising mission and the erotic bet, Sasuke was left broken. Time may heal, but it waits not for him. And Kakashi swears to be his crutch. KakaSasu, AoiSasu, FiveAoi. Past characters make a comeback. Yaoi.

Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu

Sasuke needed money to pay for his vengeance. He participated in a bet, not knowing what hellish conditions he was booking for himself. Main KakaSasu, one chapter each for NejiSasu, NaruSasu, OCSasu, orgy. Yaoi.

Everyone knew that Uchiha Sasuke was a stubborn perfectionist even at the worst of times. Naruto knows better. AU, one-shot, shounen-ai. NaruSasu. Repost due to errors.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.

A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

It is unanimously decided that Sasuke is in need of a hug [Team 7]

[Team Seven AU ficlet] Sakura is tired of being the center that Sasuke and Naruto dance around. Pairings include SasuSaku, NaruSaku, NaruSasu, and NaruSakuSasu implications.

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]