Well, I'm just a writer with delusions of grandeur. I like to write about all sorts of things- take a look at my authored stories! Wide variety of interests, huh? At the time of this publication, I have a bunch of little fabula up, so please read and review!

I have a neat little website up, so please visit and sign my guestbooks!

Lots of people don't get my pen name, so here is the official, from-the-fanfic-author's-mouth explination.

Okay, now down to my info. Yes, I speak Latin as well as a fourth year can. (See below for more info). I even have a motto in the language: Gramen artificiosum odi. That means "I hate fake turf." Now there's something other band people can identify with! Yes, I'm in band. I play clarinet (badly). I'm a seniorific senior, so you'll have to excuse me for that. It could be worse. I could still be the jejune junior, or worse, the sophomoric sophomore. (Yeah, I know I'm crazy for taking Latin and band for four years- hey, I wanted to quit band for drill team once too! *slaps herself* I may have deserve that one.)

All kidding aside, I'm right proud to say that I am an American and that I love my country. We can't be divided.
All my stories are child-friendly. If you want more of my fiction, visit my Vast Cornucopia and check out my library.

Flames, of course, will be used in my family's annual Weenie Roast and Square-Dancing Festival.

Intests of mine that are not listed here or that I do not have fics for include an entire lineup of classic TV shows, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones.

My dog Shelly, my cats Indy and Leah, and my fish Caesar say thank you for reading my's bio. Visit my website!