Okay. *Takes a deep breath* I've removed An Interesting Offer from my fiction list. Why? Because I went and reread it and I cannot believe that I actually wrote crap like that. So I'm rewriting it. The first chapter will hopefully be up sometime in the next few weeks. Thanks for everyone's patience (if you even care)and in the meantime, go read the rest of my stuff and Tobias Charity's Unconventional.