Every nation has their hidden pasts and skeletons. But when a misfired spell hits Italy in the chest, it will all be revealed, as his (and his brother's) past is re-played for their fellow nations to watch. What have the Italy Twins been hiding? How old are they, really? What actually happened to the Holy Roman Empire? And why was Feliciano never supposed to have existed?

This is a fic collection devoted to Coyote Starrk, with cameos from lots of other characters. Angst to crack to adventure, AU to canon divergence, time travel, and beyond. Current Chapter: Science Fiction AU/X-men Fusion. The aftermath of a fight between Starrk and Shunsui does neither of them any favors.

Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)

[AU] The Hidden Leaf had a long and sordid history of producing some of the most dangerous rogue ninja to walk the Earth; Orochimaru, Itachi, Kabuto, Sasuke. It was only a matter of time until they produced another one. But no one, especially Naruto, expected their next rogue ninja to be Bolt Uzumaki. Disgraced after the exams, Bolt sets out to make his mark on the ninja world.

Shot backwards in time, Sakura finds herself in an unfamiliar land where she begins to, unwittingly, make a reputation for herself. Desperate to find her way home, she makes a deal which may change her life, and the future, forever.

Sakura awakens in the time of the founding of the Hidden Leaf, unknowing how she got there or how to get home, the only clue she has other than missing memories is visions of the Rabbit Goddess, Kaguya.

On the 5th of November, 2010, England went missing. The other nations searched everywhere for him but their efforts were in vain. On the 5th of November, 2015, England reappears, unaware of what has happened to him over the last five years. But he has changed- and as the memories start to resurface, he begins to recall just why he was running in the first place. USUK.

When the World Meeting is interrupted by a book, the nations are forced to read each other's diary entries out loud. To the whole world. What secrets will be revealed? Who's masks will break? Who's pasts will come to light? Old scars are opened and old wounds are healed. Diary entries based off of Hetalia Diary Entry pictures online. T for cussing. Various pairings.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

At the end of the Fourth Great Ninja War, Sakura takes an unexpected trip into the time of Konoha's Founding.

Hitsugaya Toshiro makes a wish on his birthday, that Aizen never existed. When he wakes up, everything is different. He isn't a captain, Matsumoto and Ichimaru are his parents, everyone treats him like a little kid, and Isshin is back. At least he still has Hyorinmaru, right?

Twins were born that cold December night. One boy, one girl. A boy with eyes as black as night and a girl with eyes as white as snow.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Buu didn't just accidentally tunnel an exit to the outside world from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. He accidentally DESTROYED the training dimension itself, sending each of them away to new realities.

Sasuke goes to a time where his family is alive and he has the attention of a certain blond haired Hokage candidate. Yaoi.

Sweden and Finland found America first when he was no more than a baby nation. After the Nordics raised him for years, their little family is split apart when the Englishmen come to the New World. Now, in the present, Alfred begins to remember things about the Nordics and his youth before England. (I'M MAKING A RE-MAKE OF THIS STORY, CHECK NEWEST CHAPTER!)

"This camp isn't for me. I don't belong." A few years after Nico said this, some Campers apparently agreed. Will Nico find a new home at Hogwarts or will he meet rejection there as well? Will he even want to return to Camp Half-Blood when they need him? No slash. Ignores 'Heroes of Olympus' series, though characters from it might appear.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Team Minato will never know what got into their sensei's head – because, really, a time-hopping scroll? That was just impossible, wasn't it? Randomness, seriousness, face-palms and sad attempts at humor ahead!

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

When Ichigo died he swore he would not let it matter and promised he would continue to look after his family. With no knowledge of alternative options he turned to the power that led many lingering souls to ruin. But then again, Ichigo is no ordinary soul, and he doesn't have to be a Shinigami to prove the impossible isn't what it claims to be. Continuation of TealEyedBeing's story

Hatake Sakumo has a kind heart, so he didn't think twice about taking on the orphan child of his old teammate. However, when that child happens to be an Uchiha, things start to get messy as he must balance work, custody battles and his own young son.

Madara Uchiha lost the war... But he didn't lose his motive, Thought dead and reduced to a husk of his former self, he's sent careening across time and space to a clearing in surrey, where a chance meeting with Harry potter could change everything!

History repeats itself, over and over again until bitterness evolves to attainment and torment sprouts into hope. Madara has already lived a hundred lifetimes, but perhaps this one precious life will count after centuries of endless pain. MadaTobi

Sasuke died. He didn't like it, but he acknowledged that that was the way of the world. Waking up afterwards with a masked monster looming over him, however, lay not in line with his expectations. Goddamn afterlife.

AU Cardsverse- Alfred is a normal Hearts citizen, but there's something strange about him. Something off. Could it be that he does not belong in the Hearts Kingdom? But that's impossible...right? Updated slowly and randomly; NO ROMANCE.

America is a strong and thriving country, but Alfred lives his life invisible to the other nations. He grows up alone and apart from them, and after several centuries he's able to observe them in secret and safety. Despite warnings from his government, however, his curiosity drives him to get close enough to attract their attention, whether he wants it or not.

AU. Lovino Vargas is a clumsy yet skilled hit-man. Antonio Fernandez Carriedo, the "Conquistador", is a ruthless & dangerous capo. When a hit goes wrong, Lovino finds himself rooming with the now amnesiac capo who believes he is only a part-time maid. While a scramble for power begins between mafia families, Lovino finds himself scrambling for his feelings? Spamano & others.

America has fallen after World War Three, all the nations combined power was too much and the superpower's reign has come to an end. Or has it? Even with America officially gone and the personification killed by his own brother, is the war done for? When Canada meets a young man who resembles Alfred at the head of a resistance group he begins to think it's not over yet.

Ivan is a high ranked Demon with no memory of his life before Hell. Alfred is a bubbly and brave Angel who is captured during a rescue as bait for war. The two meet and Ivan watches as Alfred is tortured for hours on end. Ivan begins to feel sympathy for Alfred as time goes by. Soon, he makes a decision that might decide the fate of Earth and the Humans: he'll help Alfred.

Shikadai's heritage has always been an important part of his life, in ways he knows too well and in ways he hasn't discovered. He assumes his identity as Konoha's next lazy shadow-manipulating genius, because anything else would be too troublesome. However, after an attempt on his life, he, with Uncle Gaara's help, unearths his roots in the Sand and forges a new identity.

Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.

Many years ago, a man known now as The Dictator attempted to rule the world with Dark Magic. Due to his immortality, the public was forced to freeze him in time. A thousand years later, a university student, Ivan Braginsky, has shown his prowess and abilities to the point of being hired at the largest Detainment Center in the world. His job? To help guard The Dictator. RusAme.

Alfred gets a letter addressed to him accidentally by a child and, like the Devil he is, decides to go through with delivering a present. Sweet Devil AU (I promise this is not dark)

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." A story of an obsessive friendship between two broken souls that soon turns deadly once their bond is threatened. (2p spamano)

Tobirama gets a second chance to right his wrongs in the past…as a GIRL! How will he deal with this new problem, the prejudice and obstacles that come with it, as well as his conflicting views towards Madara? Not to mention feeling something other than hatred for a certain Izuna Uchiha.

A homophobic Konoha discovers that Kakashi is gay, and turn their backs on him. The only one who will stand by him is Iruka, and as time passes Kakashi begins to feel more than gratitude for the young sensei. But Iruka is straight, right?

COMPLETED 1/29/16 Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a dangerous and enlightening mission. Unfortunately, this mission could have serious emotional as well as physical ramifications. Warnings: BDSM, yaoi

Two years after Gaea's defeat, Nico is being overcome by the insanity children of Hades are famous for. With Percy turning a blind eye to the cruelty of some of the campers, and Annabeth and his newly announced engagement, Nico is left in a sea of misery. Can he float long enough for someone to save him or will he drown? Or will he do something else entirely? (On Hiatus)

A sinister organization discovers the existence of personified countries and forces four of them to be their pawns in a plot to overthrow America's government. *M for torture, blood, obsession, and scientific experimentation.* NOW COMPLETE

Lovino and Feliciano are twins living with their grandfather in America after an incident ten years ago changed them. Now, they start at a new school and must try to hide their secret. (Hiatus)

Where the Sage is a meddling old geezer and Madara is a Kurosaki.

Stories exploring the character and relationships of Iruka-sensei. Chapter Summary: Iruka's family has traveled hundreds of miles, but it isn't until an unusual encounter that Konoha begins to feel like it could be home.

On a cold and wet New Year's Eve Kakashi rescues a two year old Naruto from an angry mob of villagers.

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

Anko challenges Kurenai to a contest. Who is the sexiest? Does have some yaoi.

America gets a call in the middle of a world meeting, and both he and Russia start freaking out. Rated T for language only.

For Tobirama it was a duty, a strict obligation towards the safety of the village. For Madara it was entertainment, an absolutely exhilarating way to crumble that already brittle pride of the Senju under his submission. It wasn't wrong though, it was destiny. It was their fate to lust after each other in such a brutal way….. wasn't it?

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.

Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.

The fate of the world had actually been in Obito's hands. In fact, it had been in his hands several times. He failed Rin (and the world) each and every time. He's had enough - Obito's done trying.

Uchiha Obito was many things, a cousin, a loser, an underachiever, a villain, a hero and a best friend. But they all agree, Uchiha Obito is dead. Time travel AU

"After my death, do not kill Madara. Uchiha and Senju must not fight each other ever again." The peace is made but Tobirama and Madara might find the price to pay too high. Canonish AU, TobiMada

He wanted to remind them just whose grandfather had once been powerful. He wanted to show them that he was a nation to be feared. But he would wait patiently until the time came. Grandpa Rome hadn't been built in a day, you know. Yandere!Italy

When every adult in Konoha vanishes, Itachi and an overwhelmed substitute teacher are left to care for the children left behind while attempting to find the cause behind the disappearances. -same story, changed the plot a bit!-

Italy wants nothing more than to make Germany happy, but it seems that no matter what he does, he just can't quite live up to Germany's soldier standards. However, he's given the chance to change all that with the appearance of a grumpy angel who will him to allow him to wish for anything, including changing himself. 2P! characters, GerIta with a few slight Spamano hints

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

The Hatakes were socially inept by nature, unused to properly expressing themselves through words. Once upon a time, Kakashi had been too late to save Sakumo when the man had made the worst assumption. This time, no words are left unsaid. Hinted time-travel.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Three words. With a simple sentence, the fate of the entire shinobi world would be changed forever. Madara learns this fact the hard way when Hashirama leaves him with an unexpected gift that he doesn't want, but can't return. Yaoi. HashiMada Mpreg. TobiIzu. Don't like, don't read.

Kid's got questions, and Stein is willing to answer them—as long as the mad doctor is allowed to satisfy his own curiosity first. But their arrangement comes with several unfortunate consequences. Not a pairing fic except for some mild KidLiz in later chapters. Warning: description of gore, dark humor. Now complete!

Lily Evans sends a letter to her son on his eleventh birthday, explaining that Severus Snape is his father. Armed with this knowledge, Harry goes to Hogwarts ready to prove to Snape that he is worthy of being his son.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

UP FOR ADOPTION. In preparation for the war against Yhwach, the Soul King offers Madara and Hashirama a second chance at life. Reborn as Ichigo's younger brother, Madara quickly learns that not everything is as it seems. Foreign, but familiar faces haunt him and he possesses powers that haven't been seen in years. Ichigo knows one thing: he'll protect Madara, no matter what.

(MadaTobiramaMada)(M) Two drabbles inspired by the relationship and dynamics of Madara Uchiha and Tobirama Senju.

What if the Curse of the Uchiha is passed onto Kakashi when Obito gives him his sharingan? One-shot.

After waking up to a life he thought he'd left behind, Starrk's search for answers takes him from the depths of Hueco Mundo to the Human World and beyond. He meets some interesting people along the way and, despite his best efforts, reluctantly becomes involved in the conflict that nearly killed him- which will not officially start for another five years. Time Travel (with a twist)

13 year-old Madara is just having a competition with Hashirama, when he suddenly finds himself in the Uchiha compound in Konoha. Wait. Since when does his clan live in a village? And why do people insist that his name isn't Madara? But at least he has found a new friend who helps him paint the face on the mountain – which reminds him greatly of his eternal rival and friend.

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

Hashirama, the leader of the Senju clan meets young Uchiha Madara at the riverbank. Against all odds, they become friends and change the fate of their clans. HashiMada, a What-If AU.

Homopiscis is an allusive recently discovered creature of the deep, and Tino is stuck with a crazy team of marine biologists trying to study it. He's also pretty fascinated by the magical new species, but not when he's being used as live bait in a shark cage to lure it out! (Human AU, Merman!Sweden. SuFin. Threeshot.)

Romano had always been able to see it- the blood that stained others hands. Feliciano had always been able to hear it- the lies that coated others sickly sweet voices. Italy as a whole wasn't as stupid as most thought. Two-Shot. I do not own Hetalia

After the Winter War, the surviving espada are captured and put in kido stasis until a new Central 46 can determine their fate. As time drags on, they are all but forgotten and Shunsui finds himself feeling guilty for his part in Starrk's plight and speaking with the primera's imprisoned form...unknowing that Starrk can see and hear everything that is going on around him.

Naruto has failed in his duties as Rokudaime. He wishes for Shikamaru, last living Konohan, to go back in time and correct his mistakes. Forced on a path of redemption, the broken ANBU struggles to change a dark past...Time Travel/AU.

(One-shot; Complete)(MadaTobirama; TobiramaMada) Tobirama only feels regret. Deep, deep regret that he never had the gall to be selfish, to spare the world from a madman's rage.

Sasuke arrives before Jiraiya at the small hotel in Tanzaku-Gai, where his brother and Kisame confront Naruto, and Itachi makes a decision with horrifying, long-lasting consequences. Oneshot.

It's either his mind or an outside disturbance that's thrown Matthew Williams off balance, and for the sake of his own self he hopes it is the former.

AU. An armed ship comes ashore to their village. Its captain is smiling. There will be no bodies, he promises, if the peasants submit to him and give their valuables to add to his plunder from the New World. Only one villager comes forward. Leave, says the angry youth, or I'll kill you. And with a wave of his hand, he sets the ship on fire. Conquistador!Spain vs Firegifted!Romano.

Sacrifice is a continuum born in blood; Madara knows this intimately. Probably more allegory and Izuna than is healthy. Also cannibalism. Hashirama/Madara.

(One-shot; Complete) (MadaTobiramaMada) When you share a house with an Uchiha, do your best to honor that one vow he will ask of you.

One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.

No one ever realized how bad of a combination the two would be.

The point has come in Hashirama's life when he has to choose between the good of the village and his personal feelings, but he'd rather not give up on either. Canonish AU, HashiMada - A "what if" fic.

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

Iceland can't deal with the emotional pain of being a nation, so he turns to physical pain. Any time he finds himself not able to breathe, a cut to his wrist clears his lungs. All is well, until Finland finds out.

Post-war. Harry and his friends return to Hogwarts to finish their missed 7th year, and everyone has their eyes on the savior of the wizarding world. But there is one set of eyes that is rather out of place... What will happen when Harry calls a certain blonde out on his constant staring?

Near Konoha there is a lake that Kakashi has fallen in. But it's not just a simple lake; it is a portal. It is a portal that transports Kakashi to a different realm - one that is calm, peaceful, and much much too perfect. Kakashi hates it.

Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.

A perfect world. Kakashi, Obito. post-612.

Your vision is so crowded by restless ghosts that it is a wonder you can see at all. Obito and all the ghosts he's gathered. Second person POV, slight AU. Spoilers for recent chapters of the manga.

His name isn't Lovino. It never was Lovino. His human name actually is Romano. It means Roman, because that's all Romano has ever really been. 30 facts on why Romano is Romano. Note: This is all headcannon and mostly focuses on his 'past'. Spamano, GerIta, and potentially Ottoman Empire!Turkey/Ancient Greece

Because of the magnitude of the economic recession, some countries are stuck living at America's house. Yet appearances can be deceiving-because as beautiful as this house appears, deep scars are kept within. Mysterious people, ghosts, rooms that don't exist, Tony's threats, and old graves are only some of the things strange about Alfred's house. DISCONTINUED.

When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.

The bonds between shinobi. Kakashi, Obito. post-series. AU. Gen. Character Death. Spoilers for chapter 599.

Drrrriiinnng Drrriiiinnng Drrriiiinnng ... "Allo? Th'is Bunny Arty's house! Who tha fuck are ye?" England x World! Just a quick one-shot for a good laugh!

Left alone by his so-called Nordic 'family' once again, Iceland grapples with the monster inside, meanwhile pondering how he only truly thinks himself to be alive when he's falling. T for drug use, addict!Iceland. Now a series of angsty drabbles.

Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!

Oh, and one more thing, you know my older brother? Yeah, the child prodigy genius guy? Yeah, he can see ghosts. He talks to them, too. What, what do I think about it? Oh, well that's easy. I hate him, of course.

"The knife must have slipped. Now he had tomato all over his hands. Shiny, shiny red. Coming from his hand?" Warning: drugs, alcohol, attempted suicide. Twoshot.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Itachi and Sasuke have a conversation during the Fourth Shinobi World War. It doesn't turn out the way that Sasuke expects it to. Oneshot.

Due to unforeseen events, the Kurosaki family is forced to relocate to the Soul Society, where they get caught unwittingly in a web of Lies, Deceit & Treachery. However there is one thing that no one realizes, their eldest son, Ichigo, is the Hollow King. - Is currently on indefinite hiatus

Matthew is stuck in the shadow of his super hero relatives, but when he comes back from summer, things change.

"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.

Iceland is tired of the Nordics wanting him to be their little brother but not their friend. A new friend helps him see that sometimes to get your family to acknowledge that you've grown up, you have to do some growing up without them around.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Cold War era. America has a minor encounter with Russia that makes him think.

Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

Judgement Day would be the end of the world. Harry knew that his had come when he looked into the crib and saw an infant Tom Marvolo Riddle looking back at him in 2006.

"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?

In the streets of London, a murderer is caught and a story is told; one of cursed twins who weren't to be separated, ever.

Two-shot. AU of POA - Snape got his way and Sirius was kissed. Dumbledore wouldn't rid the world of his pet, but if Voldemort would, then Harry would be happy to do anything the Dark Lord asked of him. Beginnings of HP/LV.

HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.

The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.

More than anything else in the world, Lee hates Gai.

A meeting of the G8 gets off to a bad start when the hosting nation is more than just a little late. It gets even worse when said nation finally turns up wearing one of those Playboy Bunny suits.

Kakashi asked the question half-heartedly, and Obito didn't respond negatively or positively, because what do you say to a madman? ... hinted time-travel

It's the 1500's. England is in a meeting with a young Russia, when the boy makes a very odd and very creepy request. Based on a real historical occurrence.

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.

The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.

Every Sunday, when Ivan goes into a strange & sadomasochistic state, his sisters lock him in the basement until the day is over. Then, when one event changes Katyusha's belief in her brother's sanity, she enlists the help of a certain American hero.

Naruto has died, and his father wants revenge. The Shinigami asks a question. Namikaze Minato answers. Konoha shall burn.

It's strange, the sudden disappearance of hollows...Ichigo and company must find out what is causing this, however...what they find might not be what they were expecting. Rated T for violance and language, though this is subject to change. Possible ya DISCONTINUED - however, it will be picked back up but a close friend of mine. For those who want to stick with it even though it's

One shot. Minato investigates when Kakashi does not show up for the scheduled team training session. AU.

It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.

*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.

It was supposed to be a simple mission, to protect a school of children. The only thing Sakumo worried about was leaving his son Kakashi at home. What he didn’t count on was the stubbornness of a three-year-old prodigy.

Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?

One shot. Even years later, Stark doesn't know why he did it. Why he would risk so much for a Shinigami. Much less the friend of someone rather determined to kill him. A b-day fic for The Sorrowful Vampress.

On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU

When Germany starts another World War, everyone has had enough. Stripped down, remade, this is the story of New Germany. Starting from scratch, being raised by a new Austro-Hungarian alliance, about to meet Italy – who will turn his world upside down. #7

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Kakashi is injured, Iruka must take care of him - while still fulfilling all his duties as a school teacher. Laced with angst and suspense, and quite a bit of horror and romance. Overall rating: M. YAOI Please read disclaimers and warnings. Thank you.

Kakashi wears the Sharingan, and the Sharingan wears him.

On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.

The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.

Iruka protects the village from the dark side of Kakashi. Kakashi/Iruka. Dark Fluff…sounds weird, I know, but it works. Warnings: Dark themes, hints of questionable consent. SLASH. ONE SHOT. Complete.

One Shot. Twenty facts about Aizen Sousuke. Morality is subjective. There is no good. There is no evil. Only infinite possibilities.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

One shot. Two ANBU agents get a crash course in babysitting and one of them finally realized their own mercilessness. Just another moment in an alternate universe: Baby Naruto and Daddy Minato styled. Re-edited.

A lingering glance across a crowded room- that's enough to send Shikamaru into a downward spiral of obsession and confusion. Flowers, games, meaningless words- but most of all, Shikamaru has to wonder- Why? SasuShika, AU, rated for

WARNING! Long long long oneshot. 11977 words. Grimmjow and Ichigo had been keeping their relationship a secret... and for good reason. However, what happens when Soul Society finds out? And does Renji have feelings for Ichigo as well!

[KakaIru, GenRai] What could be the best way to pick Iruka up? Kakashi and others give it a try.

Nobody asks Tobi what he fears most. TObito theory possible manga spoilers.

[Short PWP KakaIru Humor Attempt]. Kakashi and Iruka's relationship has somehow made it's way on to the grapevine, and the kids of Konoha want to make sure that Kakashi knows they'll make him suffer if he ever hurts their Sensei. Rated for language.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

Of course Zaraki's choice of a vice captain wasn't immediately accepted.

Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn't telling and no one can see him but Snape. No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.

There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.