Between the ages of sixteen and eighteen- you either presented, or nothing happened. Yuuri had waited and waited. Neither him nor Phichit had anything happen to them. On his twentieth birthday, he took Phichit with him to the registration office. Phichit was still waiting to present, though they both had a feeling he wouldn't. - OMEGA VERSE

A tender moment between Severus and Hermione in a very dangerous situation. Rated M for a reason.

*Abandoned*Lucius Malfoy saw her by chance. He rarely came to their summer house, actually. The day he arrived, he had an argument with his son and opted to retire early to his room. He saw her by chance just then, looking delectable and so alluring. Their chance meetings afterwards drove his desire. She could be good for him. So he pursued, and finally, she was his.

Wade has more money (and time) than he knows what to do with, so when Weasel opens a strip joint it's only natural for him to check out the place. Watching Bambi perform is just an added bonus - and a good reason to stick around. EXOTIC DANCER AU

After the Gendry Interlude in S8E2, Arya goes looking for the Hound. Because Gendry was fine and all, but.

Hermione had one secret she kept locked away...or so she thought. When Ginny shows up at her house with a rather unique gift, Hermione learns that sometimes even wishes can have surprising results. Shameless Smut Bunny.

"Come now, did you really think I was going to pay over a million Galleons just for one kiss? I think you overvalue yourself, Miss Granger. They may refer to you as the Princess of Gryffindor, but you must know you are not an actual princess." An accurate depiction of what would most definitely happen should Lucius and Hermione be trapped under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe.

Arya returns to Winterfell a woman grown, but it no longer feels like home. When she is reunited with the Hound, she decides to ride to war at his side. Bound by loyalty, blood debt, and honor, Arya realizes Sandor Clegane is the closest thing to home she knows. SANDRYA M for adult language/sexual content

An encounter with Lucius Malfoy during the war leaves Hermione wanting more. When Lucius tracks her down after the war, Hermione is surprised to find he wants more. And just what is going on with Severus Snape? A story with more lemons than plot. Complete

Being an omega in a war-torn Britain is bad. It's even worse since she was in heat and on the run from an Alpha tracker hot on her heels. PWP. A/B/O. OOC. AU.

The blonde buries his face into his brother's chest. Moments later, Loki swears he hears a sniffle and scowls. "Hey, watch it, those are my good leathers." The trickster steps back. (The hug we always wanted at the end of Ragnarok and more.)

Voldemort holds Hermione Granger prisoner in Malfoy Manor. Lucius Malfoy feels like a prisoner in his own home. The Dark Lord seeks distractions. When Malfoy and Granger are caught up in his dangerous game, they have no choice but to play along. Can they ignore their mutual hatred and do what must be done? How far will they go and what will they discover? HG/LM Mature readers.

"He's evolving." - Vision grows, learns, and experiences what it means to be human over two years of chasing one particular fugitive.

A late night game of magical spin the bottle lands Snape and Hermione in an interesting predicament...

In their own ways they are both imperfect, missing parts. Deadpool fills Peter's empty parts and Peter mends his brokenness. Deadpool wonders why Peter loves him. Peter tells him. Male slash, explicit content.

They met unexpectedly at a bar. Who knew he would fall for her.

The first time they meet, Peter is seventeen. He's also enamored. Peter is falling for Deadpool, hard, which is bad for a number for reasons, but mainly because in the eyes of the law he's a minor. Spideypool. Slash.

"You may choose one individual with whom to bond. If your magic is stronger than theirs, then that individual will be bound to you immediately and without their consent." Severus/Harry, Slash, Smut. COMPLETE (mostly)

"Oi, 'Ermione... why are you talking about pricks like that? And whaddya mean you're beatin' the Headmaster?" It was a fair question... but the answer proved to be anything but simple. For Headmaster Snape and Mistress Granger, a pub night spent together turns into something else entirely. Written for Toodleoo as part of the 2016 LJ SSHG Gift Fest. Rated M for Adult Situations.

Set post-Deathly Hallows, except Snape never died. Harry Potter had always been fairly sure he wasn't gay, but when he and Snape get drunk one night and end up falling into bed together, things change. In fact, after that night, everything changes. Snarry. Explicit M/M sex. Will feature both Top!Harry/Bottom!Snape and Top!Snape/Bottom!Harry.

Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.

A collection of encounters that roughly tell the story of Snape and Hermione finding each other when Hermione returns to the castle for her 7th year. Rated M for adult content. smut HG/SS

*Written for the 2017 HP Rare Pairs Fest on LJ* Every morning, the only bathroom in the partially rebuilt Burrow was in constant demand. To expedite matters, Ron and Harry agree to share. What else would best friends do? Sharing, Pining, Friends-to-Lovers.

Waking up next to two Weasleys was not how Hermione imagined she would spend the morning after the Ministry's charity ball.

Hermione Granger must go back in time in order to secure her future. Along the way she makes friends with the Marauders and falls in love with the most unexpected man Severus Snape.

Harry and George are currently on the DL...but Ron knows.

When Severus' long lost grandmother shows up, he's only surprised. When she offers him an incalculable inheritance and a smaller castle in Sussex and her only request is that Severus takes part in a traditional courtship and marries the best suitor, he's much more shocked.

Voldemort was triumphant and Hermione Granger has been a prisoner in Malfoy Manor for three months. At Voldemort's behest she is engaged to a reluctant Lucius Malfoy. Hermione is not easily subjugated and ninety days in the dark can change a person beyond all recognition. AU. Rated M for sexual content and violence, as dark as I'm every likely to get - still not that dark!

Gohan Son Jr (Saiyajin-hybrid) is his only true friend & they've been best friends since forever. Piccolo Daimaoh Jr (Earth-Namek) cherishes their friendship so much that he would do pretty much anything to preserve it. Well, anything but *that*. Because *that* would change everything. (Rated: M for BL/Yaoi Lemony Rape/Dub-Con Elements! Please read warnings inside *carefully*.)

*Written for the 2107 Ron/Draco-Better Together Fest* Ron felt the, now, familiar swell of excitement as he accepted his drink from Scout, the bartender, and turned on his stool to face the stage; the pulse of arousal in his groin and his inevitable frustration already the foregone conclusion he had come to expect: the price he paid for his obsession. Post-War AU.

Three stories featuring couples from Special Needs: A Bruce and Natasha FanFic. They're not Valentines, but they are Avengers Romances.

Wanda has needs, and Vision can fulfill them. *This is straight up smut, so if you're not into that, just skip this story.*

Bruce Wayne is having a party at his mansion and invites Dick Greyson, turning the night into an unforgettable one.

SSHP. Twoshot. By this point, bonding with Snape to save the world is far from the worst thing Harry's been asked to do. COMPLETE.

Potter begins to take me apart, each savage, pounding thrust peeling away layer after layer of everything that I am, reaming me open in a way that makes me wonder how I'll ever be able to let anybody else but him fuck me after this. [Bottom Draco, hung!Harry, PWP, basically just porn, yeah.]

Jason Todd is dead. After a long period of tense separation from Batman, Dick Grayson returns to Gotham as Nightwing. Staying in the Wayne Manor for the first time in years, he wonders if he still has a place in Bruce's home, or if their shaky past and Bruce's grief will keep them separate. BrucexDick. Takes place after A Death in the Family, with some timeline changes.

They don't know each others names, don't know what the other looks like, but what they do know is that neither of them have banged anyone in months. They had been far to focused on teasing each other but tonight they just can't help themselves so they relieve some stress, without compromising their personal secrets.

Hermione Granger has paid for an hour alone with a Severus Snape look-alike. At least she thinks she has. Mature readers only.

Potter escorts me home, presses me into my front door and kisses me with a ferocity that's exhilarating. And then Potter asks me, in a growl that makes my cock throw a wet tantrum in my pants, how many more dates I would deem mandatory before I let him fuck me. I drag Potter to bed. [bottom!Draco, hung!Harry, Size Kink, Humour]

Bruce has always had a nasty habit of going out on patrol when he has injuries that should keep him in. Most times Alfred keeps him in line, but this time there's no one close enough to actually get in his way but Dick, and he almost doesn't manage it. What he does manage is to be in the car with Bruce, in civilian clothes. Now he just has to figure out how to get Bruce to stop.

After the attack at Malfoy Manor, Hermione is taken away by Fenrir. She can imagine what he wants with her, but his actions towards her while she coalesces leave her confused. Will she be able to go back to her life as Hermione Granger, best friend of Harry Potter, or will her life be completely changed? Oneshot. Complete!

"This person is so much harder to hate. And I'm supposed to hate Malfoy. How the fuck else am I supposed to limit this to just sex?"

Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.

Charlie receives a surprise visit from his friends and family. A bigger surprise is the fact that Neville also joined them. Or, Charlie always blamed it on "bad timing" that he and Neville never got together in the first place, now, he doesn't want to lose his only chance.

Hermione stopped herself from sighing. "Of course they wouldn't pass something as asinine as a Marriage Law." SS/HG HEA...Always :)

HPDM slash, AU, dubious consent warning. Two years of war. Draco's forgotten what it's like to hope. But now he might have two: the defeat of the Dark Lord, and Harry Potter's arse. Maybe not in that order. Written for the 2016 Draco Tops Harry fest. COMPLETE.

Training with Piccolo has brought forth Gohan's dormant feelings for his teacher. Struggling to reconcile these emotions with the love he holds for his wife, he searches for the best solution to his dilemma. Yaoi-ish. Piccolo/Gohan/a little Videl. For Cluen.

Going on a date with a Veela is not to be taken lightly. The Veelas claim to have control over who they choose to mate with and for the most part, it's true, but then there's also the possibility they can fall for someone without realising it and well — that's all kinds of fucked up.

Krillin and 18 are both hopelessly lost in their lives after Cell, neither of them coping with the way their worlds have changed. When their lives are suddenly brought together in the most complicated way, they will be forced to confront not only this new challenge, but also the past demons that plague them, in order to be whole. K/18. **FINAL CHAPTER ONLINE NOW**

Chance meeting that results with Deadpool discovering Peter Parker is Spiderman and has sensitive spots on his wrists. This is soft-core porn.

*Written for the 2015 HP Drizzle Fest on LJ* Blaise Zabini has it all put together, the "Total Package". Everyone but his best friend believes the lie; he has them all fooled. A surprising encounter on a rainy night will lead him to the man who can see through his mask. The one man who will change his life forever...for the better. Post-war AU, mild Dom/sub, scars.

After months (years, really) of pining, Harry accidentally asks Malfoy out on a date.

An off handed comment about Gohan's relationship results in an interesting night. Piccolo x Gohan. [smut with minor plot]

Harry's life changes when he comes across a book that no one else can seem to read. Except for Malfoy, of course.

Masquerade. Vampires. Smut. What more is there to say? (Written for the 2014 samhain-smut on livejournal) SSHGLM

SS/HG: Severus rose as a vampire after being mauled by Nagini. He finds something precious in the aftermath of the war that he cannot bring himself to lose. (One-shot)

Same plot, but completely different than What A Veela Wants, A Veela Gets! I decided it would be fun to have two stories with the same plot, yet two characters who drastically change the story. Let me know what you think!

HPDM slash, written for the Draco Tops Harry Fest. There are several people missing, and no answers. Only a vampire in a silver cage, and the questions he asks. COMPLETE.

HP/DM: Harry wants to but doesn't want to, and it's driving him mad. It doesn't help that Malfoy just likes to stare at him all the time, and make drunken confessions. (Written for dracotops harry fest) Contains: Top!Draco

Harry and Draco meet again years after a rough breakup. Draco is in for a big surprise... (M/M slash. Mpreg. Domestic fluff. Angst Lite. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.

"This was mad, Harry thought. He knew that this was mad. He and Draco were enemies. That was, if people actually had enemies in real life. He knew it was mad but he couldn't stop and neither could Draco. Harry was lying beneath Draco, getting harder by the second and moaning softly. In one swift moment, Draco straddled Harry's hips and pressed his own down."

HP/DM: Draco had a plan. Then Potter ruined everything, of course. Warning: MPREG.

Having been given a final chance to prove himself, Draco returned to Hogwarts to finish his schooling. With just two months until their final exams, he is determined to prove to the world that he didn't deserve to go to Azkaban, that he is a redeemable human being. But somehow, Potter always ruins his well-thought-out plans.

In theory, participating in a dating auction to benefit a charity is a wonderful thing to do. Your best friend raises money for an incredibly worthy cause. In reality, participating in a dating auction is among the most terrifying things to do, voluntarily. Especially when you get bought by Draco Malfoy, who didn't want you in the first place.

Marriage Law tale with a twist: Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are forced to marry, but then he discovers that something has gone wrong with Dumbledore's plan. From that moment on, he must relentlessly pursue a mission to correct that error. Will Snape be forced to destroy everything, including any chance he has at happiness? Or will he learn the truth in time?

HPDM slash. A Choice of Wings is Harry's matchmaking business for Veela who haven't found mates. And Draco Malfoy is his most difficult client. COMPLETE.

Harry has a problem. To resolve it, he seeks assistance from another. Things get complicated when that assistance ends up being contingent upon his own aptitude for rule-following. After all, everyone knows that some rules should never be broken while others... beg to be. HPSS

A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of a Bevy of Swans. Winner of WiKTT's 2014 Carnevale di Masque contest. "Not yet, Hermione," he says. "Not tonight, Hermione," he implores. 'I'll have you one way or another,' Hermione thinks.

A quest to find cabbages leads to Hermione discovering a great deal more than she expected— a set of Gobstones included. A Drabble series written for Teddy Radiator during the 2014 winter round of the SSHG Newbie Fest.

Good has not triumphed over evil. After losing a very damaging battle, Hermione is gifted, by the Dark Lord, to none other than Severus Snape. What is the greasy bat of the dungeons to do with a bushy-haired know-it-all slave? SS/HG

Severus Snape never believed in destiny. Upon learning that Hermione Granger's was tied into his, he tried to run the other way.

Bulma is on the hunt. But the tables turn quickly when the prey becomes the predator.

Banished to Earth in hopes that he might learn the same lesson Thor had, Loki meets Queen Elsa of Arendelle. But how can two creatures of ice possibly hope to warm the other's heart?

On two different sides of London, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy begin to feel a little empty. It's manageable at first, but then come odd emotions and urges and longings for something they can't find. Unable to find the piece they're missing, Harry and Draco experiment with different ways to solve their issues – but what if it's all connected? A bonding!fic. Full summary inside.

Hermione is captured by Death Eaters and tossed into a cell. What will Severus Snape do to save her?

She was the spring to his perpetual winter. A story of obsession, the expectations of society, and the cost of war. AU after OotP with touches of the marriage law challenge. Oneshot.

An SSHG Christmas story: An annoying event causes Hermione to choose to spend the Christmas break in seventh year away from her best friends, but Dumbledore feels she needs someone to watch over her. How will Hermione react to the appearance of the Potions master on her doorstep? And how will they interact when cooped up alone together for days on end?

So an ex-Death Eater walks into a pastry shop…and the rest, as they say, is history. Chubby!Draco.

Hermione is cursed by the Death Eaters, and Dumbledore believes Professor Snape is the only one who can help her and keep her safe. Hermione is 18 years old in this story, but she is still a student.

The war is over & Hermione, trying to figure out her life, moves into a room above The Leaky Cauldron. It is here that she runs into George Weasley, now a darker shell of his former self & grieving the loss of his twin. As George & Hermione grow close, he admits to her that he will never be able to move past Fred's death.. & that he is willing to do anything to bring him back.

My first actual SLASH story. I'm pretty proud with the way it turned out. anyways... A game of truth or dare brings about some stunning revelations.

Completed. Harry is bitten by a vampire at the start of his fifth year. After being given an experimental potion, he is given the all clear by the healers, but then finds he has unexpected urges. Rated M for sexual situations, Harry/Draco slash, dub-con.

Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.

Bitten by a werewolf doesn't always mean that you'll transform into a werewolf but it definitely increases your animalistic instincts and behaviour. Harry will learn that at first hand. Creature!Fic, Top!Draco, Bottom!Harry, dub-con, alpha/omega dynamics, knotting, heat/mating

HP/DM slash. Life isn't going well for Harry Potter. His wife has thrown him out, he's living in a pub, he's as drunk as a lord, and for some reason his mouth keeps saying things his brain hasn't authorised. Can it get any more complicated? Of course it can, when a certain blond git shows up one night. A HPDM fic, set 4 years after the end of DH ignoring epilogue . Oneshot.

The death of Sirius causes Harry to isolate himself. George tries to help Harry see the truth. Established Relationship, HPGW.

What's a Malfoy to do when he wakes up one morning next to a most unexpected person? Short two-chaptered story with Lucius at his arrogant best. LM/HG. Content for older readers.

Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/Hook

It's Mrs. Weasley's birthday and Harry is about to see Charlie for the first time since they broke up over five years ago. Harry/Charlie slash. Please note that every other section takes place in the past, during the summer immediately after the war.

Harry wakes up restrained, when all he wants to do is touch. HP/DM, HP/BZ, HP/BZ/DM Warning: Threesome, BDSM, future explicit sexual situations. Two-shot story.

Harry has a problem. Can Ron help him solve it? **Rated for mature sexual content and vulgar language.**

An innocent party? Not when Pansy Parkinson was involved.

Hermione has a loving husband. Too bad she can't remember anything about him. Lucius/Hermione with a side pairing of Snape/Harry

Harry is dragged to a game of truth or dare by Hermione and Padma. Little did he know that they had invited a few Slytherins along, Slytherins with blonde hair, stormy eyes and porcelain skin. Great.

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman." Hermione is the first female Minister for Magic. Lucius has always been a man who enjoys people in power. This is no exception.

Hermione never thought that a few words over drinks at a Ministry function could lead to so much more; but then, she never thought that Lucius Malfoy would take such an interest in an already married witch.

Harry Potter caught Blaise Zabini's eye, too bad Harry hasn't realized it. BZ/HP. Slash. Written for the 2011 Do me veela fest on LJ.

Another marriage law fic... but slightly different spin. And a deliciously refreshing ending, if I do say so myself.

Fred's away on his honeymoon with Angelina, so Lee stays over at the twins' flat to help out with the shop. George is still a single man, however, and Lee is determined to find out why. George/Lee slash.

A vacation intended for Hermione Granger turns out to be a refuge for Harry and a newly kidnapped Draco. Slash and Het lemons! Side pairing of Charlie/Hermione

Ron thinks Harry has come over for some comforting after a bad break-up, but Harry wants something else entirely. Harry/Ron slash.

Determined not to feel sorry for herself on a lonely Valentine’s Day, Hermione decides to indulge in a little reckless behaviour, catering to herself instead of others for once. So how did she get stuck ‘babysitting’ Lucius Malfoy?

Hermione walks in on Snape wearing nothing but a towel.--rated m for possible future chapters. oh yea i own nothing.

This is the sequel to Banana Cream Puffs. Harry is musing in Parseltongue, and once again catches Severus' attention. This time, will he get his desert, or something more delightful? One-shot. HP/SS, slash, smut.

Severus can't resist the sound of Parseltongue, even though he doesn't understand it. Harry slips into the language in a moment of exhaustion. Will he get what he asks for, or something completely different? Slash, HP/SS, one-shot, smut

A vampire finds something he likes.

It's easier to be someone else. To tell one lie that turns into another, which turns into another, which turns into something so messy it can never be undone. HPGW some HPFW, graphic lemony MM

They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Fred and George have a GENIUS plan to lock Harry and Draco in an isolated room. What will happen behind closed doors? The hatred between the two will slowly fade and is replaced by... gasp.. What? (COMPLETE)

A K/18 story. Six months after the Cell games, Krillin & 18 have reached a turning point in their relationship. Will 18's nightmares scare her away? NEW!! -- a link to illustrations in Ch. 5!