Hey!

I am a wierd hyper stubborn adrinaline junkie and I am a very very random person.

Name: xXAdrinalinerushXx
Gender: Female

Stykarsnake97is my ultimate best friend so i may sometimes refer to her in my stories

Favorites:
Books: To hard to Choose
TV. Shows: Firefly, Merlin, Sherlock,Bones, NCIS
Movies: Serenity, Act of Valor, Mulan
Animes: ONE PIECE(Obsessed), Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Ouran high host club, Fruits basket, Full metal alchemist, Attack on Titan
Music: COUNTRY!!!! Classic rock
Activity: Read Read and Read. Colorguard and BAND!

You say Twilight

I say One Piece

You say vampires

I say Pirates

You say Jacob Black

I say Monkey D. Luffy

You say Team Edward

I say Team Zoro

You say Stephenie Meyer

I say Eichiiro Oda

You say Bella is hot

I say Nami is hotter

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think Luffy and Nami

You say Edward

I say Ace

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place!"

F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck! I Never Actually Learned this Shit!)

You're born bald, you die bald. You're born without teeth, you die without teeth. You're born in diapers, you die in diapers. It's the circle of life.

If your name is Will, and you're in the army, do you get worried when people say "Fire at will"?

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Demonstration of faith:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Demonstration of Faith believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel,cocogirl198,katsuki-naimkaze, Floating On An Akatsuki Cloud, ima-panda-hear-me-roar, miscellaneousSam, ForASunset'sRise, Suki Miko xXAdrinalinerushXx

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs

If you have ever ranted on about your favorite anime characters to your parents and/or siblings even though you know they're not listening, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off

95% of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump.put this as part of sig if you are part of the 5% that would sit here with popcorn & a camera and yell ''DO A FLIP!!!'' If you are part of the 5% that would do this then copy and paste.

If you think everyone secretly wants to be hugged, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Orochimaru is what you get when Michael Jackson and Voldemort have unprotected sex, C&P this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true. It's not fair...-sob-

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. In class, all the time!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you fall for it, please put it on your profile as well! It's very funny, seening as how I fell for it too

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (still don't live this down. The tree just appeared in the middle of nowhere! it wasn't there before!)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

read the writing under this i thought it was funny so i copied and pasted like it said :P if you don't want to its fine i understand i usually don't either :)

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

REPOST IF YOU THINK STEREOTYPING IS WRONG AND BOLDFACE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm HISPANIC, so I must be dirty

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST have no morals.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETERIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm CALIFORNIAN so I MUST know how to surf.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I sit with my back straight and chew with my mouth closed, I MUST be posh and stuck up.

I don’t like the sun so I must be an ALBINO.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

If you feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us,

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Things that true friends would do!!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

5. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

6. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

7. When you fall --I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Honesty is the best policy, but Insanity is a better defense.

Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door.Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

"I’m here cus Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

OMFG! HI!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

If life gives you lemons and not sugar and ice cubes, your lemonades going to suck...

I'm weird and I'm proud of it!!

You fight, I fight You cry, i cry You jump off a bridge, im gonna miss your dumb ass!

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!! not caring that people think your a lez.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... HECK, WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.

REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.

REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.

REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.

REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what your number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.

REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.

REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.

REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.

REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, Sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.

REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.

REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.

REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.

REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.

REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.

REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would go to your funeral if you were murdered.

REAL FRIENDS: Would skip the funeral and go out looking for the murderer and kill him!!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

REAL FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

REAL FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because they tripped me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

REAL FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Let me make an idiot of myself in public.

REAL FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will try to comfort me when my boyfiren/girlfriend breaks up with me.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick my ass until I get it together and will smack him/her for breaking up with me.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help me move.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help me move a body.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I ran with scissors, and lived!

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

See what I mean, thats real *it right there. You can't fake nothin like that

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone!

just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

A fool is a 37th floor window washer who steps backs to see his work.

If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

I studied for my blood test!

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

Ugh...I swear ... that bitch and her cronies better hurt themselves, or I WILL DO IT FOR THEM!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe.

Your envy creates my energy, ever wonder why I'm so hyper?

Want my number?Call 1-800-GET LOST begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 1-800-GET LOST FREE end_of_the_skype_highlighting !!

Curiosity killed the cat...but it didn't do anything to the human, and the monkey got away with murder!

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

Let's pass around the vodka and get wasted, lets see how many lies you've told in the past First law of science: don't spit into the wind

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to dribble a football

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Earth first.We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Welcome to loserville. Population: you

Your village called, their idiot is missing

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely

I dont need your attitude. I got one of my own

English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters

"Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted."

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss

Who laughs last, thinks the slowes

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

Boys: can’t live with em, and it’s illegal to shoot em.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the shit out of them at the same time!

If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you

Mental Health is overrated

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I'm looking forward to regretting this

Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why

If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!"

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend."

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"Don't hate me becuz I'm beautiful, hate me becuz your b/f thinks so!"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?"

"I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, but hard to catch."

"I'm knot a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!"

"Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us."

"If distance is what I have to overcome to be with you, then give me a map...I'm going to find you"

"Girls are like phones..They want to be held and love being talked to...But push one wrong button and you're disconnected"

"If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever"

"To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world"

"whats better? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?"

"I dropped a tear in the ocean, they day you find that tear, will be the day I'll stop loving you"

"I wish i were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. Cause how can u be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum?"

"Do I look like a grocery item to you, you keep checkin me out!!"

"Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!"

"I had a dream that i still loved u I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!"

"don't promise me the moon or the stars just promise me you'll stay under them with me"

"somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember it's true somebody somewhere is thinking of you"

"Friends are forever, Guys are for whenever, so when worst comes to worst My girls come first!"

"A memory last forever, never does it die, true friends stay together and never say good-bye"

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit more effort, you can be absolutely and perfectly impossible.

Sharks hug with their teeth.

The Zombies are coming! They're hungry for brains! Don't worry, you're safe.

My mind works like lightening...One brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

When life gives lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

HELP!! I got lost in my mind, it was uncharted territory...

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

The only way for people to meet your standards, is for you to lower them, a lot.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

"Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

You Say Pink I Say Black. You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS.You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF! You Say Pop I Say Rock.You Say Im Weird I Say Im Different XD PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

If you think you've read over a hundred fanfictions, copy and paste this into you're profile.

If Fanfiction consumes your life (but love it!), copy and paste this into you're profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you were random enough to put that last one on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sabo is alive somewhere with a good reason to stay hidden, paste this on your profile. (From One Piece)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile. (I love seeing that!!!) :D

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are overly-obsessed with Anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

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89% of the female Amican population would be freaking out if Justin Bieber was standing on the face of a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be part of the 11% that would be screaming "Do a flip!"

If you are the type of person that flips out saying "Yes i got a review(s)!" copy and paste

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever cracked a joke that no one understood, and yet you thought it was hilarious, copy this to your profile.

If you learned at least ten Japanese words from anime (thus justifying it to be "educational"), copy and paste this onto your profile and add your penname. haaschiibrownii, author in the making123 ,narutofreak10, Jazzcat1234, don'tletthewingsfoolyou, one piece girl 99999, xXAdrinalinerushXx

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People ask, 'why are you so quiet all the time?' That gets me thinking, my answer? I write for people to hear me and I talk to be ignored. I have complete strangers being my friends on fanfiction and my actual friends don't listen to me when I try to talk. I am ignored and sometimes I stop talking when I'm with my friends. I mean, why talk to be ignored? Fanfiction gives me a voice to talk and people listen. Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Audie the Gothic Alchemist, don'tletthewingsfoolyou, one piece girl 99999, xXAdrinalinerushXx

Random quotes from various sources (none of them are mine!):

How long a minute is . . . depends on which side of the bathroom door you're standing on.

The second thing to go is the memory. I can't remember what the first thing is.

If at first you don't succeed . . . erase all evidence that you tried.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for that last minute.

Bacon and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine times out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift . . . that's why it's called the present. (This one is really famous, and I love it!)

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent, that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

To err is human; to really foul things up requires a computer