What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

When confronted with the evidence of her husband, Edward, cheating on her with her BFF, Bella sets out to deal with the turmoil he has thrown her life into. This is her story. There are ups & downs, but no promises or guarantees here. Just like real life. *Ch1 now edited from TwiKinkFest version*

It was just me and Alice until we wanted kids, the fathers dont know that they are dads and we plan on keeping it that way ALL HUMAN

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Bella is an academic; a graduate student in university with plans to continue her studies internationally. Edward is a cowboy, a farmer and a man tied to his land. Can they overcome their differences to find true love? AH

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature

Sookie thought she could dabble in the vampire world and just walk away, but her decision to take a night's work at Fangtasia had unforseen consequences. Now back in Louisiana she'd love to stay out of Vampire politics - but it won't be easy - COMPLETE

Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.

What do you do when you find out the one person who should never betray you...has? When Edward & Bella have trouble conceiving and he turns to someone else for comfort...will she ever be able to forgive him? AH Canon couples.

The Cullen Retreat was recruiting for a new psychiatrist, and Bella found herself accepting the job. The benefactors were quite a mystery, and the most intriguing was the youngest, most irritable son, Edward. AH/ANgst/Mystery/Lemons!

Isabella Swan, a commissioner of NYPD and Edward Cullen, a convict of the state prison in New Jersey meets each other in the unusual circumstances. Is this enough for them to wipe off the past? / B&E, rated M for language and lemons!

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.

Bella spełnia ostatnie życzenie umierającej Esme, która pragnie, aby dziewczyna związała się z Edwardem... Niestety. Edward to obsesyjny manipulator, umiejący czytać w myślach Belli. Czy mimo to Bella oprze się uwodzicielowi i zapomni o bólu lat młodości?

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.