I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When Voldemort attacked the Potters on Halloween, the wizarding world hailed Harry's younger brother Thomas as The Boy Who Lived. But were they right? As Tom starts Hogwarts, wheels are set in motion, assumptions are questioned, and lives are changed forever. Harry's POV. He's two years older than canon, light, and smart. Eventual HP/DG.

A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 171: Someone is out to get Ren...

Thrown into a war he is clearly not prepared for, Harry, spurred to advance his magical abilities by the tragic events following the closure of his fourth year, takes on old enemies with new friends at his back. Summer of Fifth year beginning after the third task. Detailed magical combat.

{Soma / Erina} Akira challenges Erina to her Elite Ten Seat; forcing the heiress to accept the help of Soma if she wishes to remain in power. So why does this forced partnership, initially extremely hostile, seem like the perfect recipe neither of them knew they needed? [Slow-Burn] [ft. Ryou/Alice, Aki/Megu, Taku/Hisa, Eishi/Rin, Isshi/Nene] ((26/28: The Yukihira Solution))

Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU

Ignored by his friends, humiliated by the ministry, hated by the public, and hunted by his enemies... Suffering under a weight that threatened to shatter him, the mind arts finally gave him a tool to strike back to the world. And he was going to use it, no matter the consequences. (Harry X Multi, Lemons)

Ash sets off on his journey to be a Pokemon Master with his starter Charmander and a mischievous Pichu. Together, they battle countless enemies and add to their powerful family. But there are many dark secrets residing in the shadows, and some of them are deadly. Ash and his team must grow strong to survive- because there's no guarantee they'll make it through the challenges ahead.

Annie is forcibly awakened from her crystal stasis by Eren's will. Rather than hurt or interrogate her, he keeps her under his care. For what purpose? Annie is determined to find out, but the answer may be more disturbing than she could ever have imagined...

Meet Ash Ketchum: hot-tempered, stubborn, and determined to do whatever it takes to be the world's greatest Pokémon Master. When Pikachu refuses him though, he ends up with a different partner, one that inspires a very different journey to the Indigo League.

Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.

A disillusioned Harry Potter gets ready to take on a Triwizard Tournament that captures international attention. He finds a new home, mentor, friends, allies and works to become his own man. Follow Harry as he dives into international waters and finds out if he is a shark or a minnow. Rated M in case something rated M is added in the future.

AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**

Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.

It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.

Breaking the laws of physics had twice over consequences they couldn't predict as they draw the ire of the Two Deities sworn to non-interference, regardless of their previous agreements. Some laws are too fundamental to break and the team is forced back to the time where everything made sense, still unsure who their enemies are. (Sequel to Butterflies)

Extreme positions are not relieved by more moderate ones, but by extreme opposite positions. One Extreme are the Legendaries. Who is the other? Follow the path of Ash Ketchum, with a dragon in tow, in a world that seeks his ruin. Starts with Kanto Arc.

Modern AU - College. Astrid's new next door neighbor is noisy and his cat is obnoxious. When she goes to confront him about his inconsiderate habits she discovers he's also extremely good looking. Once they stop all the yelling at each other they start an easy relationship, but she soon learns there's more to him than he's letting on. Hiccstrid with a side of rufflout.

Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

The voices Harry heard, those no one else could, were the only ones that spoke kindly to him growing up. They had spread their whispers across the world to rescue him and at last, found a way- by creating a queen of serpents. The birth of the amber-eyed empress triggers a permanent change in Harry's life, as he enters a world of magic that seeks to either protect or destroy him.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

There was no one left. They had lost the war. Salem had destroyed Vale, Mistral, Atlas, and Vacuo. Years later, Jaune, Ruby, and Weiss are all that remains of the Huntsmen. After losing to Salem in their third and final battle, the team escapes with their lives and decide to bet everything on Weiss's ability to send them back in time. Mystery Jaune pairing. Also, White-rose.

Dumping ground for ever-growing collection of unconnected Hiccstrid smut-shots. Prompts always welcome for my ever growing list. Enter at own risk. Mix of canonverse and modern.

Things went a little differently on that first day of the death game. Before Kayaba's announcement, Kirito had PKed another player. An action that permanently changed his cursor to orange. Now he's a criminal. The other players will hunt him down for that. The NPCs will refuse him service. He won't be able to trade with anyone anymore. He was completely alone now. Slight AU.

Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke

Ash Ketchum might not always be as dense as people think. Rotating one-shots: Misty, May, Dawn, Serena.

As the threat of Voldemort grows, Harry does his best to prepare for their inevitable showdown. At Dumbledore's side, Harry travels through the mysteries of the past and the conflicts of the present, all while growing into the wizard he was destined to be. The life of the Chosen One is not what he expected, as new challenges and the weight of war test his strength of will.

Modern AU. Rushing toward her daughters first day at nursery was not exactly where Astrid intended to meet somebody. Especially when she seemed to upset him almost instantly. Divorcee Hiccstrid thing. Hiccup/Astrid (collection of quickies disguised as chapters mostly).

Dangerous dungeons and creatures, ancient grudges and secrets, everlasting war and chaos in the castle of Aincrad. The fake reality, now the prison of 15000 unfortunate souls due to the dreams of a madman. How far must they struggle, what would they destroy and who would they sacrifice to earn their freedom? Features dungeon crawling, guild politics and international players.

Ruby Rose was many things. Criminal, hitman, practically the daughter of Roman Torchwick himself! But when she is sent to infiltrate Beacon Academy, she must survive against apocalyptical plots, insane villains, and long-lost family members. School has never been harder.

Take History. Add Dragons. Stir until something explodes. Add more Kings, Emperors, Romans, Vikings, Conquerors, Spies, Warriors, Thieves, Knights, Nobles, and one Genius, to taste. Let simmer and take cover. A HTTYD Alt-History fic with a premise of: Take the first HTTYD film as canon, and then set that, gently, in the historical 1040s. And then stand back and watch the fireworks.

What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]

"Maybe, somewhere along the way, Astrid had fallen in love with her husband, and now she had to pay the price." Or, they have an arranged marriage and Astrid isn't sure how dedicated Hiccup is to her. Oneshot. {Now a series of oneshots!}

Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.

Stripped of a sensei and behind enemy lines, Team 7 is forced to grow strong before their time. But escaping tragedy with your life is not the same as escaping intact. The children of the tree were born to suffer. Naruto and Sasuke are simply next in line. (fem!Sasuke)

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

The Goblet of Fire is a powerful magical artifact. Powerful enough to lock four powerful magicals to a binding magical contract even when one is unwilling. What else can it do to fulfill a contract? Pull someone to fulfill a contract from a distance? Reach across space and time? Summon the dead?

It was all destiny's doing that those two would meet under broad daylight and fall apart under the dark, night's sky. This is the story of the Sun's protegée and the Moon's champion, from the first time they met until the very last one. (Cover Image courtesy of Atomicantcami on Tumblr!) (Now also on AO3!)

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

There's nobody like her. She's smart, beautiful, and witty. Unfortunately for Harry, she's also engaged. When Fleur Delacour returns to Hogwarts to help prepare for the war against Voldemort, Harry has to manage an uneasy balance between the demands of the war and the demands of the heart. Harry/Fleur during HBP.

Harry Potter has been the Head Auror at the Auror Office for nearly two decades now. He's done a lot in that time to reform Wizarding Britain's justice system. And sometimes he does a little something for himself as well, when a beautiful woman comes into his office looking for leniency for their husband or family member. (Rated M for a reason)

There have been many rumours surrounding me and my life—especially my love life. So, after due consideration—and a few well-aimed words from our resident bookworm—I have decided to publish my autobiography. For any questions and questionable charms placed on your copy of my self-updating autobiography, feel free to owl my publisher, Jaime.

Luna loves them. (Autistic!Luna oneshot)

There's a lot to be said about second chances, but that's about it. They're rarely offered in a world where mistakes lead to death. But that's no fun, so buckle up and let's just do it anyway. In which Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura each find themselves back in time and are honestly not too upset about it. The catch? None of them know about the other two. Will they ever?

(Urban Fantasy Police AU) When Weiss Schnee was recruited into Vale PD's Bureau of Supernatural Affairs by Inspector Ozpin she had no idea what she was getting into. She certainly wasn't expecting to have such a dolt for a partner. Or for someone to try to usher in the apocalypse.

Remembrance Sunday story. The Great War rages and Hiccup Haddock, engineer in the Berk Munitions Company has seen his friends go off to war. But when a white feather-an accusation of cowardice-arrives in the post, the young engineer must leave the wife he adores to protect the home he loves. WWI AU. Hiccstrid

Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation. Good thing he's going to make his brother pay. Dark!Harry! Slytherin!Harry! WrongBoyWhoLived.

Ruby is a neurotic prodigy who thought Beacon would teach her to kill Grimm. Instead, she's dropped into a world of schemes and secrets. Hopefully she'll figure things out before anyone's agenda catches up with her.

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

In a dark world, a haunted Harry Potter is not The Chosen One. After great loss, however, the heralded mind of his generation will surmount legends to avenge those he loved. Amidst a bloody Triwizard Tournament, infatuations of the heart, and things that truly go bump in the night, his path lies nebulous. Yet there are fates worse than death.. In fact he's counting on it. AU. Harem

Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.

The Kirigiris have always been amazing detectives. Kirigiri Kyoko is no exception. Together with her partner Naegi Makoto, she's unraveled nearly every case presented to her. So, when a murder offers the chance to investigate the strange, suspicious church known as Hope's Peak, Kirigiri accepts without a second thought. (It may be the greatest mistake she's ever made.)

What if Astrid managed to reach the village after fleeing the cove to expose Hiccup's secret? How will Hiccup and Toothless leave for their "little vacation"? This is the coming-of-age story of a boy and a dragon, the story of their flight into exile, their struggle for survival, and their quest for a place to finally call home. Will they find it? Will they ever go back?

With the power of all nine Bijuu within him, Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto should have been unstoppable. When Tobi tried to imprison him in the Other Dimension, the combined power of nine tailed beasts caused spacetime to tear, and the bijuu found themselves inside their previous jinchuuriki hosts...in the past. [AU/Time Travel]

Modern AU. He's a geek. She's head cheerleader. Astrid knows they'll never work, but somehow that doesn't seem to stop them. Hiccstrid

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)

Fed up with having been stabbed in the back for the last time, a whiskered blond ventures off to a continent across the sea to revive the Uzumaki Clan so he can raze the Leaf to the ground. His travels bring him to an unnamed continent littered with demons and silver-eyed witches. Will he be able to find love, get his revenge, or perhaps both? Co-written with Drunkmansquakin.

Harry Potter is awakened millennia after he secludes himself in isolation, entering a galaxy on the verge of war. As the Grand Plan of the Sith approaches completion and the Jedi Order stretches itself thin, will Harry rise above the impending struggle between Light and Dark or will he fall as the galaxy is plunged into chaos . . .

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

"Papa, did you ever like someone before Mama?" Before Sasuke could answer, Sakura slapped a hand on her knee and chuckled in good humor. "Oh, Sarada. Don't you know? Before I came along, your father was incapable of-" "Hinata Hyuga." The answer was instantaneous. The reactions even more so. One-shot. NH SS

Stressed by the recent events, Tonks decides to take a walk at the Grimmauld Place, hoping a little exercise would help her to sleep. But what she would do when she comes across an unexpected view in the library. Lemons.

When we love we tend to disregard ourselves in favour of caring for someone else. ― Neither Annie nor Eren had expected to take the fall that is loving a person, but in the damp walls of Annie's prison cell they find that there might be something worth more than anything they ever fought for.

Naruto Uzumaki always knew that he would be Hokage. During the final round of the Chūnin Exams, he shows the world why.

AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

Harry Potter finds himself right in the middle of a raging war - caught between two very ambitious women and two warring sides. The very secrets of magic are coming undone at the seams... and Harry finds himself caught right in the middle of it all. Originally published by WerewolfWarrior on hpfanficarchive. All rights reserved to the author.

He was Beel's contractor and she was Beel's maid. And to those who say they were anything more, both would simply roll their eyes and scoff at the notion. They just didn't see it.

She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.

"Since when did you know how to braid hair, Jack?" — or; Soldier 76 sees and thinks of his little girl.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Makoto often makes a bad habit of leaving his door unlocked. One day, he learns the full ramifications of his actions…when he finds a certain Ultimate Detective asleep in his room.

The Biggest, Most Awful, Most Tragic Event in Human History…has just begun. As the world crumbles around them, Makoto Naegi and Kyoko Kirigiri barricade themselves in the Headmaster's office, unsure if help will arrive…

She remembers sitting with him like this a year ago, in another guest bedroom, and no, she doesn't believe in fate. But she doesn't believe in coincidences, either.

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Yasuo has always lived with the wind by his side. But when it turns on him, he must find his own path: to clear his name, to seek the truth. He does not know where his path will take him, but he is prepared for anything that will face him. Or so he thinks. Riven is lost, but she does not know what it is she looks for. Is it forgiveness? Is it strength? Or is it something else?

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Every night, Pikachu tells Satoshi a story. But all stories have to end.

Mikasa and Annie decide to settle things once and for all. War makes strange bedfellows, as they say, and in the war for a heart, these two take no prisoners.

It was never going to be a one-night stand. Modern AU.

He swore to protect her to the bitter end. — Braum, Avarosa, Ashe.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

Human morality, as seen through the eyes of monsters. [Psychopath Annie, Apathetic Eren, Non-Shifter AU] HIGH-T for mentions of violence, language, and psychological/disturbing topics

[Sequel to Classroom Misconduct] Annie is renowned for her terrible decision-making skills and ruthless nature, so when she decides to get even with Eren, an unconventional location will not hinder her determination - even if said location is the office of the merciless Keith Shadis. -Eren x Annie, lime & slightly-crack

She's trying to pay attention to the lesson, she really is. But of course Eren Jaeger has other plans. - ErenxAnnie

Cynthia never needed a man to feel fulfilled. Until now. *Strong Adult Themes*

There's more than one way to catch a criminal.

Eren Jaeger, the boy who wore his emotions in his eyes, the fool who made her smile — seven times Eren and Annie fight, and one time they did not. Academy-centric.

Lee Sin hears a voice that no one else can hear. — Lee Sin:Sona.

[ONESHOT] Set during their time together in the 104th Trainees Squad, Eren meets Annie in the woods for some one-on-one combat training. Or at least, that was the original plan. Sometimes, cold and broken hearts come together and create their own warmth. [Eren/Annie]

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

How Clint met Natasha and ultimately convinced her to work for S.H.I.E.L.D.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.

Loki would never call Sif easily offended, but he had spent no small portion of his life practicing the fine art of stoking her ire. The only problem he saw was the fact that, this once, he hadn't actually done anything.

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

It didn't take long for the logical side of her to ascertain her location. She was, after all, a daughter of Athena. She was in his bed. Devoid of a few choice articles of clothing. Di immortales.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.

Just Naruto, Sasuke, and the quiet hum of the refrigerator. Oneshot.

MewTwo has a conversation with Ash, and realizes that the best way to honor something important, is to be able to say you were there when it happened.