Kazuma already has enough trouble looking after the "problem children". A priest that causes more harm than good, a hot-headed mage that is only good for one spell a day, and a perverted crusader that can't swing a sword to save her life... Why not add a loudmouthed ninja who yearns to stand out? Rated T for "prudish" humor.

It's been over millennia and Naruto's still getting surprised. For example, a dragon dropping down and asking to be his maid? Like, seriously? Title pending.