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Full Name: Victoria Noneofyourbusiness. Don't I have a loverly name?

Home town: Somewhere in the South US

When's your b-day: April 21

~~~~~Your Looks~~~~~
Hair Color: Brown in artificial light, brown with blonde highlights in sunlight

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5'5"ish

Do you wear contacts or glasses: No

Do you have any piercings: Two closed ear ones

Do you wear any rings: Not normally

What shoes do you wear: Sneakers when I have to, Jazz shoes when I'm dancing, Nothing most of the time.

~~~~~Just Lately~~~~~
How are you today?: Bored. Hence, this quiz.

What pants are you wearing: Denim short-shorts.

What shirt are you wearing: White tank top

What does your hair look like at the moment: Up in two chopsticks.

What song are you listening to right now: The song of silence. 3)

What was the last thing you ate: A cold piece of Mexican chicken.

How is the weather right now: Sunny and warm.

What time is it: 4:23 pm.

~~~~~More about you~~~~~
What are the last four digits of your phone: Same as my last name.

If you were a crayon what color would you be: Sunflower gold, without a doubt.

Have you ever almost died: Yes, on the operating table.

Do you like the person that sent this to you?: I wuv the person I yoinked this from.

What makes you happy: New books, a nice conversation. It doesn't take much.

What's the next CD you are going to buy: Tchaikovsky or PDQ Bach (No, not the real Bach)

What's the best advice ever given to you: Never be afraid to stand out

Do/Done drugs: Nope

What sport do you hate the most: Basketball. It has no point and the uniforms are unflattering to even the nicest of arses

How many TV's do you have in your house: Three

Do you have your own phone line: Cell phone, yes.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: Well, duh! They're my nighttime guardians.

Have you ever broke a bone?: Only the ones in my chest from surgery.

Who do you tell your dreams to: Anyone who will listen, and some who don't.

Who's the loudest friend: Probably someone you don't know.

Who is the quietest friend: See above

~~~~~You and Love~~~~~
Do you believe in love: Yes!!!

Do you have a crush: Absolutely

Who is your crush: That mysterious, elusive person named Anonymous.

Do you believe in love at first sight?: Absolutely

What song(s) do you want played at your wedding? I have no earthly idea

GIRLS FILL OUT ONLY ~~~~~
Boxers of Briefs: Boxers. Briefs scare me

Long or short hair: Longish

Curly or straight: Either/or

Tall or short: Short.

Six pack or muscular arms: Both, but preferably a muscular torso.

Good or Bad Boy: Good

Hat or no hat: No hat.

Ears pierced or not: One

Tan or fair: Tan

Dimples: Sure!

Stubble or clean shaven: Clean shaven. Stubble is icky-feeling. Sorta.

Rugged or sporty: Neither. I like slightly dorky, rather talented guys.

Studly or cutie: Cutie.

Glasses: Yes! Glasses are Teh Sex.

Smart or dumb: Smart without a doubt.

What sport should he play: Swimming, if any. I tend to not like sports and/or jocks.

Accent or no accent: Accents, like glasses, are Teh Sex. Especially SCOTTISH! ScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottishScottish!!!

~~~~~~~~GUYS FILL OUT ONLY~~~~~~~~~~ What? Why? I can appreciate a pretty woman too, you know! I will damn well fill this out if I want to. :p

Regular or thong undies: Angelina Jolie

Painted nails or not: Angelina Jolie

Bra or no bra: Angelina Jolie

Bra straps showing or not showing: Angelina Jolie

Dressy or casual: Angelina Jolie

Curly or Straight hair: Angelina Jolie

Dark, light, or cool and crazy eyes: Angelina Jolie

Hat or no hat: Have I mentioned Angelina Jolie?

Hair up or down: I think I have.

Jewelry or not: She IS hot.

Tall or short: Even though her boobs are square. Accent or no accent:Angelina Jolie

Pants or dress: Angelina Jolie

Tan or fair: . . . Angelina Jolie

Answers yoinked from Andy! I wubs you!!!

~~~~~Pick this or that~~~~~
Lights on/off: Off.

Mickey D's or Burger King: BK ALL THE WAY!!! w00t!

What are most of your dreams about? Guys. What can I say?

What is your favorite arcade game? Dance Dance Revolution! DDR is Teh Coolness!!!

Do you wish on stars? Duh! Though I should probably stop, as it doesn't seem to work.

Which finger is your favorite? I don't have a favorite, I love them all.

What do you think about the person who sent this to you? I wubs the person I yoinked this from.

Do you like your handwriting? Meh, it could be better.

What is your favorite lunch meat? Ham

Any bad habits? I procrastinate and I'm forgetful. The rest I forgot, and if I remember, I'll tell you later.

do you have any embarrassing cds on your shelf? BSB. Not. A. Word. -_-

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yerp!!!

Are you a daredevil? Depends on the situation and my sugar intake.

Do looks matter? Sometimes

What is your biggest turn on? Hands and glasses are utterly, utterly h0t.

Who do you miss most right now? That mysterious, elusive Anonymous I have a crush on.

Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Yup! And one day I'm going to find it! :goes off looking:

Do fish have feelings? Yes!!!

How many people have a secret crush on YOU right now? I'd guess about... three. Maybe more.

How do you release anger? Punching bag, yelling at people. ^_^;

Where is your second home? The library. I love to read.

Do you trust others easily? Yes, and that isn't always good.

What was your favorite toy as a child? Legos!!!

What class in school do you think is totally useless which you sleep in? I can't sleep in class, but if I did, it would be piano.

Are you in love with anyone? Besides the whole world? I think so.

What's your favorite color? Blue.

What is your least favorite thing in the world? Homophobia.

Have you ever been on radio or television or the newspaper? Yerp!!! ^_^

What's your favorite thing to do when your sad or depressed? Read fluff, eat, cry.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? OH, I would NEVER do such a HORRIBLE thing. :dripping sarcasm absorbs into keyboard: Damn.

Have you ever been in a mosh pit? I wish. -_-

What are your nicknames? Fufu, Vic, Icky Vicky. -_-

Would you bungee jump? Absolutely!!!

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Sometimes.

Anything else you want to add? Mm... not really.

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"The slave looked up at her, startled."

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Sideways: My sister.
Forwards: The computer.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Part of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
Five-ish.

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
Five. Damn, I'm good.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Dishes clanking in the kitchen.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
About 3:30, I went swimming.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Fictionalley Park (www.fictionalley.org/fictionalleypark)

9: What are you wearing?
A white tank top, a white sports bra, white underwear, and denim short-shorts. I am definitely dressed for summer. Oh, and chopsticks in my hair.

10: Did you dream last night?
I dreamt about water slides.

11: When did you last laugh?
Talking with my friend * online. Two minutes ago.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Drawings of random elves, bookshelves, air conditioners...

13: Seen anything weird lately?
A picture where I'm screaming my head off.

14: What do you think of this quiz?
Meh, it's okay.

15: What is the last film you saw?
Godzilla. Gojira, you MORON!!!

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Bolivia. Not really, I would actually buy lab equiptment to cure AIDS and HIV.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am actually very self-conscious at times.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
NO MORE HOMOPHOBES!!!

19: Do you like to dance?
Depends on the dancing.

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
ARRRGH!!! BUSH IS TEH EWIL! NOT EVIL, BUT EWIL WHICH IS WORSE!!! He is SUCH a stupid ass!!!

21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Juliet Montague --

21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Oliver Horatio --

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely. Broaden ones horizons, I always say.

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Finale by Spacefille reviews
When Dib finally captures Zim, he unwittingly sets off a chain of events that will change his life forever... ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,647 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Rough Road to Self Awareness by Shang Hai reviews
Dib tries to cope with life, but finds it to hard. When he tries to end it all, he finds help in an unlikely place, only to find his savior needs more help then Dib did. ZADR in later chapters. Reedited for reading pleaseure.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Zim, Dib
The Prince Formally Known as Dib by Blu Evermind reviews
COMPLETE! WOOT! ZADR. Zim and Dib are in High School. Zim has feelings for Dib but will the human accept him? Well, not with that damn mysterious Robin-human about. And just where did he come from anyway? And the TRUTH behind Dib's big head!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,718 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Complete
Ultimatum by Marauder reviews
Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. RLxSB. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What is Love? by MrsPadfootProngs reviews
SBRL - Complete and utter fluff really. Sirius asks Remus the answer to one of life's hardest questions but will they both get a surprise at the results of the talk? Probably! Please Review my fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Long Silky Hair On a Boy is Funny! by hurtyschism reviews
When Zim drinks an emotion activation serum, things get seriously effed up! ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Studying by Nessa's Night reviews
Remus keeps studying and Sirius wants him to stop. Threats and Clumsy first kisses ensue. Featuring SB/RL pairing of course! Recently re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
First Kisses by x0showmelove reviews
Remus has never kissed a girl before...he's scared he might be bad. Who do you think is going to help him learn? SiriusRemus slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
And What Happens At The New Moon? by Vialana reviews
Sirius/Remus :: It's close to final exam times and the stress is starting to affect everyone, even the Marauders. So just what are two restless pranksters to do on the night of the new moon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Just Call Me Mary Sue by Andy Longwood reviews
A pre-movie Lord of the Rings fan gets sent to Middle-earth . . . as a Mary Sue! Tina Carson continues on her undying quest to salvage the canon of LotR while not getting killed by the PPC, captured by Orcs, or snogged to death by the 'Sued characters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,189 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2003
Awake by redheadsintrigueme reviews
. . . He poked him hard in his stomach around where his belly button would be . . . Remus kind of smiled but he kept breathing deep and even, a sign he wasn't awake yet.' Sirius never knew Remus was such a deep sleeper. But he's about to find out that and
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Apocalypse by Retroactive Definition reviews
An unstable teenage boy dealing with one of the biggest tragedies of his life is confronted by an understanding outcasted alien with a proposal to make. Life's not looking up, but it's sure getting interesting.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2003
Stop Looking At Me Like That! by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
A very slashyfluffy one-shot set in the MWPP era. Includes sensitive!Moony, confusedandangry!Padfoot, stupid!Wormtail, and a conversation about James' manhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Gossip by TheQueenoftheNight reviews
Remus Lupin is failing arithmancy. Can a little help from Sirius Black help him? Or will it turn into something else? Fluffy, sweet, RS fun. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Derry's Secrets by Smegolas reviews
It meets Dreamcatcher in an all Derry cast.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
Adunatio by Vixenette reviews
Remus and Sirius are stuck together, literally, for a week. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Operation Attraction by Rynne Lupin reviews
*Complete!* Watch Sirius try to get Remus to fall in love with him. Features plotting!James, anxious!Sirius, and clueless!Remus. SLASH (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Five Points from Gryffindor by YamaS reviews
Sirius/Remus Slash! Short one shot fluff. MWPP Era. comments appreciated
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Harmless Game by sierra desiree reviews
ONE-SHOT A little Butterbeer and a silly game of spin the bottle. Nothing special about that, right? RS SLASHlemon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fate by QueenStrata reviews
Sirius finds a way to keep Remus from thinking so bloody much. (The series this was a part of is abandoned.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Christmastime by Miss Puppylove reviews
Sirius, Remus, Christmas at Hogwarts, and a convenient couch in the common room. What more could anyone possibly want? (Slash, fluffy)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Disgusting Brown Shell Like Thingies by SwEeTiNsAnItY reviews
... That Serve as Houses for Carbohydrates! Lemony ZADR. I'm sad; this fic looks all sorry-like 'cuz its, what, 200-something reviews got deleted :3 So far, Zim & Dib are discovered among lingerie and... OMIGOSHNESS, is GIR bein' NAUGHTY?! For shame!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,922 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
How Do You Do It? by Insane-Cheezemonkey reviews
Ummm...here's an IZ fic. Yyyep. High skool fic. Zim ends up tutoring Dib in history, and very interesting stuff happens. Involves punk rock. ZADR. Mmyep.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
A Splendid Shedding of Skins by Evangeline Henri reviews
Because deep down, everyone wants Sirius to throw them a surprise party! Remus turns sixteen, and Sirius helps him celebrate it-- complete with fireworks, and fluff. (Remus/Sirius slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Two Worlds by Cybra reviews
Rejected by one species and adopted by another, ex-Invader Zim is about to become a hero to both species.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002
Cartography by tempestuous reviews
Remus and Sirius are working on creating the Marauder's Map. Slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What You Really Need by CrimsonObsession reviews
Zim finds out the truth, and it may drive him to drastic measures. But an unexpected intervention could save him from himself. Sweet Zim and Dib love here people, you don't like don't read. You do like, however...Please read mah fic! 'Tis Sass-ay! XD
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002
Just in Love by Youshi Semenjyu reviews
It seems Remus has been acting a bit odd lately...any guesses as to what is causing this strange behavoir? And why on Earth is he singing? (Remus/Sirius, songfic, Sap and Cheese!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
That's Not A Stick Shift! by Torlicious reviews
When Zim wants Dib to teach him how to drive, the two start feeling more like friends than enemies. ZADR slashy goodness! Rating may go up.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2002
How to Find a Mate in Thirty Days by Redd Phoenix reviews
**Complete** Remus gets some bad news, and the Marauder's take matters into their own hands. [eventual Remus Lupin/Sirius Black]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2002 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dead Screams by Niko reviews
Dib's new friends are Zim's worse nightmares, but is Dib right and they're just having fun or is Zim who believes they want to kill Dib? Perhaps Dib's real problems exist in his college roommate. ZADR planned.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 3/29/2002 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Silly Git by Mrs. Ron Weasley1 reviews
After pining away for Remus in the privacy of his own somewhat silly imagination, Sirius gets some rather startling news that makes him rethink his quiet stance entirely. *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,980 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Just Typical Remmie by Akira Ichijouji reviews
It's fluffy...it's cute...However, it's not off the pages of a sappy Muggle romance novel...it's MWPP Sirius and Remus! The summary doesn't do it justice. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Walk on Broken Glass by Trunks1 reviews
Sirius Black has half the female population of Hogwarts in love with him, too bad he's head over heels in love with one of his best friends. Too bad he's too chicken to do anything about it. (Remus/Sirius, during their MWPP days)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2001 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Abuse by ArmAndLeg reviews
Dib's mother is the bane of Dib's existance. But, he had thought she was gone for good. As his mother returns in his life, can Dib handle the stress? This time, there's someone willing to help, despite the animosities of the past.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/12/2001 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Zim, Dib - Complete