Are you lost? Because I'm pretty sure the bathroom is actually down the hall and to the left.

You're here to actually look at my bio? If you want to read my bio, you're either the most hardcore masochist in the universe, or you're bored. Probably bored. Just how bored are you? Well, if you're that bored, I guess I should at least attempt to make a decent biography. *takes a huge breath* Alrighty. Here we go.

"I have never been the star player of a Quidditch team, scoring points while riding a broom far above the ground. I know no spells, I've never helped to hatch a dragon, and I've never worn a cloak of invisibility. All I know is a miserable life with the Dursleys, my horrible aunt and uncle and their abominable-"

Dammit. There goes my nasty parallel personality taking over again. Let's try again. Okay.

"I'm just a small town girl, living in a lonely world-"

Someone shoot me with a tranquilizer when that happens again.

Ahem. Alrighty. I'm a normal person, just waiting for eighth grade to start up as of now, in the summer of 2015. Writing is something I LOVE, and reading goes hand in hand with it. I used to be able to speak some Chinese when I was small, but that's kind of faded away now and all I can manage is my name and a damn good (if I do say so myself) British accent. I would absolutely love to learn Japanese, but my dad is dead set on my learning Chinese if a foreign language class arises, so I'm screwed. I play flute in concert and Jazz band, and tenor saxophone two in Jazz (I'm aiming for position one this year). Fandom-wise, I've got a wide range of interests. Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, The Inheritance Cycle, Pokemon, Fairy Tail, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, the list goes on. But most, if not all, of my work is for Fairy Tail, mainly because that is the fandom that I dove the deepest into, and I have a TON of ships in it. A ton.

The things I do when I'm not studying, writing, reading, or sleeping (which is like never), are drawing, singing so far out of key that it sounds like I don't know how to use my vocal cords, annoying people with my constant switching of radio channels, talking non-stop, martial arts, a little bit of fencing, making sarcastic and witty comments, fangirling over my ships which are mostly homosexual, weirdness in general, and reading up on random shit. Fun fun fun.

Feel free to PM me randomly at anytime, I enjoy human communication through the internet because I'm very bad at that without a keyboard at my fingertips. If you have any requests, don't hesitate to ask! I actually love to write things for people... It makes me happy, I guess. *shrugs*

Fun factoid, I am pansexual/panromantic. No I do not make out with frying pans, but I will hit you with one if you suggest that.