Kate Lopez,

Ok so my stories are actually not fanfiction. They are all original. I've written fanfics on this site before and knew its real popular; good place to get constructive critism for my stories. Therefore im putting some of them up on here. Sorry, if this really bugs you since its not an original story site.

I dont really feel the need to tell you guys anything about myself. You're reading my stories, not here to be my best friend. If you've got any questions message me.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I live in my own world, but they know me there

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.