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Fave movies: LOTR MOVIES! DUH!

Fave books: LOTR BOOKS! DUH!

FAVE T.V. SHOW: Go on, guess! I'll give you a hint: It beings with L and has a cast consisting of some very, VERY sexy men. . .and an equally sexy hobbit. . .

Fave fictional character: Pippin Took! Then Merry Brandybuck!

Fave Actor: Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, and Johnny Depp!

Fave kind of story: Angsty stuff, or sappy Pippin stories if i'm in the mood for it.

Least favorite kind of story: Slashy fanfiction about straight characters. The problem is people take the bonds of friendship and mangle them until they become disgusting imitations of homosexual love. Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against gays/lesbians. I just don't like the stories like I've described.

Least favorite thing for a reviewer to say: Any Flame! NO FLAMES, PLEASE!

MY STORIES:

The Edge of Despair: Angsty Pippin Stuff. . .i WILL finish it, one day. . .as soon as I get all the Claire/Charlie sweetness out of my mind. . .I PROMISE!!!

Bets: yay for Pippin/Diamond sweetness! How they met, how they came to be. . .and by they, I mean me and Pippin. . .because I am Diamond in Disguise!

Who Wants To Live Forever?: Awww. . .poor Diamond (a.k.a. me) has passed away. . .Pippin grieves and learns to cope with her (a.k.a. my) death.

Remember This?: The survivors are rescued and taken to an airport to re-meet their relatives. . .Claire worries that she'll never see Charlie again and Charlie worries he'll loose the only person (well, people, including Claire's cheesily named son) he loves. But never fear! Locke is here! He'll tell our little ex-junkie rock god hobbit what to do.

Three Years: Imagine Remember This? If Charlie had been a fool and never said anything to Claire. . .and Claire had never said anything to Charlie. . .three years later, they pass each other on the streets. . .but what will they do?. . .Three endings, the last being the most popular among C/C shippers. . .

When The Music Stops: Ok, picture the horrible: Claire dies. Now picture the less horrible: a ship (convienatly containingLiam) happens to catch the transmission from the island (not Danielle's. . .Sayid's. . .). . .Now, picture the drastically evily painful: Charlie (slightly insane) doesn't want to leave the island, no he doesn't precious, doesn't want to leave his sweetheart. WARNING: Depressing!

Love Like Stars: Claire is rescued. YAY! She wanders out of the caves one night to stargaze, being all. . .stargazingy. . .then she remembers Ethan. . .ethan?. . .I mean THOMAS (why are they so interchangable? Maybe cus Charlie should kill 'em both?). . .and then her thoughts, naturally turn to Charlie, who joins her, and. . .sweetness. Songfic for "Oh Starry Night" from Sailor Moon (I'm sooooo sorry. It won't happen again, alright?)

All I Want For Christmas: is YOU!!!!! Claires gone, Charlie knows its chirstmas and is sad, Claire (and Child) return, Charlie is happy! YAY!