PanderblastShankhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Disney. Stories may be about: Hannibal Lecter (books and movies) Disney (mainly villains) Discworld (GNU pterry) Have written fanfiction for fun for many a year, have decided to put online to make people laugh and get proper criticism as my friends are too nice and supportive (bastards). Flames welcome, they tell me far more about the critic than any profile would. More than happy to receive suggestions, although the level of swearing, sex, drugs and grown-up stuff will not change as I am not writing for children, Disney has that market cornered. Likewise there will be none of this 'trigger' rubbish, although spoilers will be mentioned. Looking for Beta, help if they have read what i've written so far and appreciate Terry Pratchett's take on punctuation, let me know! PSnk |
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Disney Chatroom by Dolphinfootballover95 reviews
Like everyone else, Disney characters also like to chat on IM, but what happens when villains intrude on a pretty steamy hero conversation. AuthorNote: First story I have written for FFnet, please review kindly
Disney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,452 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/10/2010
I would have never thought by Color Wheel of doom reviews
A Maleficent and jafar love story set in the house of mouse really.This is chapter one! Enjoy..I hope. Please review I would love to hear what you think! Good or bad?
Crossover - Aladdin & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Jafar
Strange Love by elsiecarson reviews
After a long day at the villains' mansion two of my favourite villains stumble, literally, upon each other in the wine cellar. Maleficent doesn't want to see anyone and Jafar doesn't want to be alone.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012
The Date by auri mynonys reviews
When Jafar asked Maleficent on a date, he didn't expect to survive the encounter. But romance is a very strange thing, and this date may be the start of some serious evil love - if the heroes don't ruin it first. COMPLETE.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
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Tales from the Villain's Mansion reviews
Selection of one-shots and Snippets from the Disney Villain's Mansion looking at how they live with each other during down-time (and when they get Grounded) Rated M in case. Chapter 1 Frozen - stars little Prince Hans and his early days at the Mansion, meeting his fellow Villains (rated T). Starring a variety of movie Villains (and some Heroes). No-one writes summaries like Gaston!
Disney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 3/10/2016
The Academy reviews
My attempy at Disney high-school fic, rated M for later chapters because it's the real world, babe, Villain-heavy because they're much more fun to write. Elite boarding school that mixes privileged princes with draft-dodging outcasts taught by on-the-run criminals, blackmailed ex-spies, old-school gangsters, dishonorable discharges and a Headmistress with perfect timing. Flame on.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 7/14/2015
The Sign reviews
Disney Villains deal with a Galaxy far, far away that is suddenly very close to home, specifically their own Villain Mansion. Just who has the better merchandising and does anyone but Maleficent care? Shameless MaleficentxJafar for laughs. Rated M because Villains swear. Starring Hades, Hans, Maleficent, Jafar, spinach puffs, Mario Kart, Lady Tremaine, Sykes and others - r&F!
Disney - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2016