Hola! Welcome to the little blog that represents my life! I am a incredibly boring person, with an incredibly boring life, so you know what I do. Ohhh, come on guys. Guess. I'll give you a cookie if you get it right. Ok, here it goes, and this may come to a shock to some of you, so those that have experienced a heart condition, back problems, are pregnant or may become pregnant, have exceptionally weak knees, or have a sever condition where they haven’t obtained any common sense, please leave the blog. Now, her I go...I...write! Oh my giddy gosh goodness, right, who would have thought. Moi, with the ability to form sentences. Who would have though.

Ok, I'm sorry... I do not have any cookies to give those few lucky learners who guessed right. You may flame me, I deserve it.

Well, anywho, I am currently writing a very cliched fanfic involving (you'll never guess) Hermione and Draco. (I know right!) I understand this has been played out so many times there is no point, but I just don't care. I want to finish this fan fiction, then go on to something more unique, but I am stuck in a rut with no idea how to get out.

Well, my little ham-and-cheese buddies, you will see that I write retarded, yet amusing "things" in my work. What can I say...

Well I can say a lot. But just because I can, doesn't mean I will! And you can't make me!

Hahaha, I already understand I am a loser, so there is no point in telling me so. If you don't have anything nice to say, review it to me anyway! It will make me dance around like an absolute loon, even if you ridicule me to no end.

It still mean you care about me just enough to want to hurt my feelings!

Awwwww, I love you too.

Well, I really must stop with this madness, or I will just keep writing ridiculous things. As Georgia Nicolson once said, "Nip Libbling is such fun!"

If you haven't the slightest idea what I am going on about, you must read Agnus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. Or lose all contact with your sense of humor.

Well, I love you all to bits!

XxX Moonie

By the way~~~~

"Don't let them scare you, when your down on the floor, bleeding bastard, Ohh...You'll be coming home real soon...I'll pray for you."

Coheed and Cambria