I am Kodama Zodiac, a lady of the House of Zodiac. Things I like and things I hate... I don't really know. Wait! Yes I do.

Likes: Music, comedy, food stuffs, anime, video games, art, explosions, puppets, small animals, fishies, my characters, astronomy, astrology, magics, other 'occult' means

Don't care: Politics, people of different orientations, Jon Stewart

Hates: Idiots, morons, stupid people, any school that I'll attend in the next eight years

That's all! Now I need to introduce to you all the pretty original characters that will appear in my fanfics and my original stories!! I am trying to remain impartial, so don't expect pairings to appear in my stories. If they do appear, it is merely for comedic effect. For the colors of the clothes, may I suggest looking on Wikipedia, 'cause that's where I got them.

ALMIGHTY DISCLAIMER: I own the Mamoru clan, the gods, the House of Zodiac, Fenrir (sorta), Sushi (also sorta) and the Iana sisters (a big sorta). I don't really own Fenrir because he's a wolf in Norse mythology, Sushi because he's named for a food, and the Iana sisters because they are all named for planets in the Lylat system. If you are a believer of Norse mythology, have a liking for sushi, or are a big fan of the Star Fox series, I'm really sorry. The names aren't mine. The characters without those names are. The characters who have those names are sorta mine. You get the idea.

Mamoru clan: The Royal Family of the Snowhead universe and my friend's family

Mamoru Himeko

Age: 14

Occupation: Universal traveler and super soldier

Reason for doing so: Grooming...?

Clothing: Jester tails hairstyle, Prussian blue cloak with powder blue trim, baggy sapphire pant, taupe shoes

Himeko was born in the Snowhead universe to a Snowhead father and a Terran mother. She decided to follow in her father's footsteps and become a universal traveler. Unfortunately, the gig isn't going so well for her as it did for her father...

She gets into big trouble with her friends aboard their starship, Oberon, and has to depend on complete luck to get out of it. Being it's captain isn't an easy job, especially since you can't pay professionals, you have to depend completely on fictional characters to be her crew. They manage to screw everything up and the gods have to come in and save them. That makes her tense and frequently annoyed at everyone. Don't push her buttons.

Mamoru Ita

Age: 39

Occupation: Father and semi-retired universal traveler

Who he looks similar to: If you look at his name, it should be pretty obvious.

Clothing: Mahogany shirt or Mountbatten pink mesh top, bistre pants, charcoal shinobi regulation footwear (ya know, those shoes that the Naruto people wear?)

Ita was born in the Snowhead universe to the chieftain, Shumi, and one of her many consorts. For some reason, he knows who his father is and his mother doesn't. Maybe it's because they spent so much time together before he died of unknown causes...

Anyway, Ita was the first to pioneer universal travel and became the first to go to a Terran universe and live to talk about it. It was on his first expedition that he met Yahi and kept coming back. Later on, they married and had a daughter who would later become a universal traveler, too. He loves his family dearly, but he somehow manages to make them angry. I mean, the man fights with his daughter's friends' dads for no apparent reason. The cause is because everything he had ever said about the future that would happen happened. It's said that he had a younger brother, but they lost touch a few years ago. He can't stop worrying about Himeko, however.

Mamoru Yahi

Age: 39

Occupation: Mother and best-selling author

Reason she left her universe: To chase her dreams

Clothing: Peach-orange top, purple taupe skirt with matching color pants, seal brown shoes, cream apron

Yahi was an average, abino-haired teenager living in the Alternate Terran universe writing for her school's newspaper. That was when she met a boy named Ita. All the girls wanted to get to know him because their reason was he was cute. Her reason was that he was very interesting. They talked and eventually got married a bit after they both graduated from college and had Himeko.

Yahi is a very kind, sorta crazy mother and author. The weird part of it all is that all her stories are sorta like the Book of Nostradamus. Each of those stories will later be an adveture that her daughter goes on with all her friends! She frequently talks to other moms about how odd their children are and how stupid their husbands can be. She worries about Himeko often and when things get bad, she usually punishes Ita.

Mamoru Oyadama Shumi

Age: 65

Occupation: Chieftain of the Snowhead universe

Placement on the Universal Youth Spectrum: Very young

Clothing: Gold headpiece, bistre fur cloak, pale taupe moccasins, Mayan-style necklace

Shumi is the chief of the Snowhead universe, the mother of Ita, the mother-in-law of Yahi, and the grandmother of Himeko. She is a very kind but stern ruler and will not hesitate to use violence against her servants when something doesn't go her way. She'd rather have her entire family around so she can groom them for their time as chief. Even so, she still patronizes her granddaughter's adventures.

Shumi has many consorts since in Snowhead culture, women are very important, leading to her having no knowledge of who fathered her sons. The irony is that everyone else does. All she wants is for her sons to get along, but her younger one is just too stubborn and won't come home. Regardless, she'll go on with life as it is. She's similar to Ohm.

The House of Zodiac: My family. We live in the OC universe.

Lady Kodama Zodiac

Age: 14

Occupation: 2nd Lady of the House of Zodiac

Occupation on crew: chronicler

Clothing: Han purple cloak with indigo trim, baggy amethyst pants, Payne's gray shoes

Kodama, Lady Zodiac is the second child of the High Lady Zodiac, the half-sister of Lord Zodiac the Elder and the elder sister of Lord Zodiac the Younger. The alter-ego of some nobody Terran girl, Lady Zodiac is trying to make herself heard around some place.

Lady Zodiac is traveling around the universes with Himeko, her mother being the starship Oberon's benefactor. She writes down everything in their journal, referring to everything in the third person, written like a play. She hopes to make money off of this story... Well, she can't but she hopes to make it known to everyone.

High Lady Liari Zodiac

Age: 46

Occupation: Head Lady of the House of Zodiac

Nickname: Oberon's Money

Clothing: Arsenic robes with slate gray dressing underneath

Liari, High Lady Zodiac, is the mother of the Zodiac brothers and the Lady Zodiac. She is what is stated in her occupation spot. Being the Head Lady of any household is hard work. It doesn't do any good that her daughter is often away on trips.

High Lady Zodiac is a very influential noble in the Original Character universe and tries to prove it to everyone. While she wishes that Lady Zodiac would socialize more with other nobles, she is proud of her progress in school and in the starship Oberon. This is good because if she wasn't doing well in either, the starship Oberon would lose its funding. She is twice divorced and is nervous when she thinks about her children marrying.

Lord Mark Zodiac the Elder

Age: 19

Occupation: 2nd Lord of the House of Zodiac and college student

Dream job: Professor

Clothing: Royal blue robes, indigo pants, cerulean shoes

Not much is known about Lord Zodiac the Elder. What is known is that he is a college student, the eldest child of High Lady Zodiac and the half-brother to Lady Zodiac and Lord Zodiac the Younger.

Lord Char Zodiac the Younger

Age: 10

Occupation: 3rd Lord of the House of Zodiac and elementary student

Real person: Homicidal 5th grader

Clothing: Falu red robes, carmine pants, sangria shoes

Char, Lord Zodiac the Younger, is the youngest child of High Lady Zodiac and the younger brother to Lady Zodiac and Lord Zodiac the Elder. He is a nerd in his own right and loves MMOG's and MMORPG's. He usually torments his sister, which is the reason she left to join the starship Oberon.

Lord Char wants to be on the starship Oberon's crew someday and kill many people on the way. He's heard their stories and they mention some death in the middle of it. He wants to get in on the action. The gods feel that Lord Char is some mistake in some project they had in the universes' past.

The Gods!! The Most Important and anger-prone people in the universes!

Ouhi Ohm

Age: 6000

Occupation: Queen of the Gods of the Heavens and Earth

Appointed successor: Mamoru

Clothing: Gold bejeweled kingdom crown, magnolia kimono with floral pattern, old lace tabi

Six thousand years ago, the univeses were officially established. They got out of control and the gods knew they need a Ruler. In comes Ohm!

Ohm is the appointed Ruler of the Gods and is getting on in years. Hey, no one said that being Queen for six thousand years would be easy. She had to choose a successor a short time ago just in case. Fortunately or not, she found one in Mamoru.

Queen Ohm is a music lover and has her own personal guards. However, she can be annoyed with Yubi's fierce loyalty. Queen Ohm is the patron goddess of the Snowhead universe and is widely respected across the universes. Her Holiness wishes she would retire soon.

Mamoru

Age: 5019

Occupation: God of Shields and guardian spirit of the Oberon

Hates: His job and being around Fortuna (sometimes)

Clothing: Green kimono like sleeveless cocktail dress with red trim, green balloon pants, two harlequin sleeves on left arm, balloon sleeve above right elbow, red elf shoes without bells, tied back hair with red and green hairpiece

Mamoru was once a human farmer in the Shinobi universe. He helped his family and spent time with his brother. Turned 19. He dies. Is inducted as the God of Shields. Cause of human death is disputed.

Mamoru is the Guardian of the Universe and is slated to take up the throne once Queen Ohm steps down. His most recent assignment (that is still ongoing) is guarding the starship Oberon, a task he hates doing. At least Himeko being around and getting away from Fortuna makes it all worthwhile. He thinks that Himeko is similar to his brother, who disappeared after his death. Everyone on the starship Oberon thinks he has a crush on Fortuna, which never ceases to anger him greatly.

Yubi

Age: 5220

Occupation: Head of the Ruler's Seraphims

Temperament: Fiery

Clothing: Auburn pants, ecru armor, maroon armor robes

Yubi is the Head of the Seraphims, the personal guards to the Ruler of the Gods. They are loyal to whoever sits on the throne and will defend them if necessary...except when that god is being sued. They make horrible lawyers.

Yubi is fiercely loyal to Queen Ohm, but hates that she picked Mamoru over him and has a one-sided rivalry with him. This is said because Yubi is the only one who bothers to care. Aptly named, he gives the finger to anyone who messes with him and loses.

Bikochu

Age: 4983

Occupation: God of Insects

Specialty: Tracking

Clothing: Burgundy robes, sangria pants and shoes

Bikochu is the King of Insects. He uses them for his own purposes and tries to keep them away from those who fear his bugs. He's a nice and calm person to the starship Oberon's crew.

They frequently use Bikochu's insects and powers for tracking purposes and try to give him loads of rest time. He will be in their service only if they don't harm his insects. It is said that the bikochu beetles are his favorites because they were the first of the many insects he has received. Yubi thinks that Bikochu is gay because he is always friendly and peaceful.

Chartreuse

Age: 4982

Occupation: God of Flamboyance and Irony

Orientation: Unknown

Clothing: everything he wears is web-color chartreuse

Chartreuse's sexuality is very complex. He is attracted to men, attracted to women, attracted to preps, attracted to emos... I dunno. Chartreuse is a very complex person. The only thing that is simple is that he always holds a glass of Chartreuse liquor in his hand.

He sounds like a gay man and grooms himself constantly. Whenever he boards the starship Oberon, the crew has to clean and clean until it is completely spotless. Even so, he finds everything wrong with the starship and tries to redecorate it. Yubi thinks that he's gay, too. He might be right...

The Iana Goddess Sisters: The six sisters with the name Iana. Each is named for a planet in the Lylat System. Each of the sisters wears a bra top, cloak, genie pants, slippers and they all have jewel encrusted patterns. The colors will be in that order.

Iana Corneria

Age: 5021

Occupation: Goddess of Civilization and the patron goddess of planet Corneria

Birth order: 1st

Personality: Calm and soothing

Colors: Moss green, pine green, viridian, sea green

Corneria watches over the civilizations of the universes and oversees their growth. She is one of the two sisters that is the patron goddess of a planet.

She loves gardens and frequently visits planet Corneria to see the city and its magnificent gardens and jungles. Even though her place is with the Heavens, she has a residence somewhere on Corneria. Every sister but Fortuna and Sauria is jealous.

Iana Fichina

Age: 5020

Occupation: Goddess of Snow and guardian of the ice planets

Birth order: 2nd

Personality: Cold and spiteful

Colors: Carolina blue, sky blue, denim blue, Maya blue

Fichina loves the cold. In fact, she can be cold-hearted. Fichina loves her snow worlds and visits them whenever she feels that the Heavens are too warm.

Fichina puts down everyone she meets, including her sisters and Queen Ohm. None of them do anything except for placing her near a sun or fire planet.

Iana Fortuna

Age: 5019

Occupation: Goddess of Fortunes, writer and female hermit.

Birth order: You know how it will go.

Personality: Weird and fun

Colors: Hunter green, golden yellow, harlequin, midnight blue

Fortuna is the most frequently seen of the Iana Goddess Sisters. She became the Goddess of Fortune after she saw Mamoru for the first time and got the gig to impress him. You think she could have chosen a different thing to be the goddess over...

Fortuna is a pervert in her own right and travels around the universes as a hermit, never committed to one place for long. Her fantasies usually include Mamoru somewhere in them. All the other men in her life fill the void. Yes, a god can have fantasies. She's allowed to, right? Hmm... Come to think of it, this makes her similar to Master Jiraiya...

Unlike her sisters, Fortuna is very passionate about her work and strives to improve her nonexistent love life. She hopes to become the Queen someday. Guess how.

Iana Katina

Age: 5018

Occupation: Queen of the Deserts

Personality: airy and distant

Colors: sienna, sepia, raw umber, burnt umber

Katina rules over the deserts and wastelands in the universes. She is just there to take up space and is very quiet and shy. She is afraid of Yubi and angering anyone else.

She'd rather be in the background, to the pleasure of Fichina and the chagrin of her other sisters.

Iana Sauria

Age: 5017

Occupation: Queen of the Jungle, patron goddess of planet Sauria, Goddess of Wildlife and Nature

Personality: Wild and fierce

Colors: Jade, jungle green, shamrock green, sea green

Sauria loves jungles and forests and waters. To her, nature is king and Sauria is the queen. She frequents the jungles of the world and can transform into other animals. Even though she never means to, she ends up scaring Katina.

Sauria is worshipped by all wildlife and animal races. Whenever times got tough, she would be there to bail them out.

Iana Titania

Age: 5016

Occupation: Patron saint of technology and (ironically) Goddess of the Arts and Sciences

Personality: Dramatic and robotic

Colors: Khaki, ecru, black, charcoal

Titania is a lover of technology and arts. She is the overseer of artistic and scientific advances in the universes. For her namesake, she is often accompanied by the Metal Fairies, thinking she's their queen.

She is probably the smartest of the sisters, often counseling them when they get in trouble. She doesn't understand why Fortuna finds Mamoru attractive, unfortunately.

Other characters

Fenrir

Age: 36

Occupation: Space pet

Fur color: Taupe gray

Fenrir is Ita's pet wolf. He is extremely intelligent for a dog...

He has been trained to withstand the pressures of being a wolf in space and has to protect the starship Oberon's crew.

Uchiha Sushi

Age: Almost 4

Occupation: Very cute and super weird toddler clone

Current stability: Unknown

Clothing: Cream shirt, purple taupe overall shorts, charcoal tennis shoes or shinobi regulation footwear

How would you feel if I said that there is a clone of one of your favorite or most hated characters? Well, it's true... in this fic. He takes on the form of Sukoshi Uchiha. A.K.A. SUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Here, the Lady Mikoto is kinda crazy. Her family tries to steer clear of her as long as they can. On the night of July 22, 2004, she plucked some hairs from her second born son and her friend's daughter and put them in a cloning machine. The next morning, the family meets Sushi, who came with the name. Sushi wanted to make 'Mama Hime' happy for as long as he can even though he can bother people for extended periods of time. His 'father' is actually able to take care of him as long as he's not too happy. Now, they can both be happy, but Sushi is too happy. At least he's cute, though. Right?

That's all I have to say. I'm sorry that this profile is long and having nothing to do with me.

First of all, I am in high school. I do have two brothers in real life. I don't really know for sure if my mother is twice divorced. I know that she was divorced once and that was with my 'father.' I want to live on the Oberon! Why does it have to be in my brains? T_T