Heyy guys and girls! This is my profile!

You don't say.

That is Phoenix, my very annoying insane personality.

I take that as a compliment.

What's up?

And here is Mint, the calmer and generally nicer personality.

Yay!

Now, let me explain what I do on my profile.

Herobrine help us all. This may take a while.

Phoenix! All I'm doing is saying that this, unlike a lot of other profiles, is not a bunch of copy and pastes (although they're awesome). This is me, Mint and Phoenix just talking.

About what?

About random shit.

PHOENIX NO SWEARING ON MY PROFILE.

Alright, alright, sorry.

So... what do we do now?

Say something.

Say something, I'm giving up on you!

Wow.

Hey, I like A Great Big World.

Yeah, but you don't have to start singing that song every time I say the words 'say something'.

You are not a rockstar, Phoenix.

I JUST WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR!

Oh. My. Notch.

I give up with Phoenix.

MINT'S REAL NAME IS METE!

What? How do you know that?!

What is happening?

You're meant to be in charge, meanwhile, Phoenix somehow knows my real name and is wrecking your profile.

I CAME IN LIKE A WR-

STOP SINGING!

Give me one valid reason why I should stop singing.

Because I-

OTHER THAN 'I don't like it' or 'This is my profile'.

... I got nothing.