Hey everyone,

Well my name is Jess but my friends call me Sass and I'm from Australia

I only have 1 fanfic up right now, I hope to write more.

I'd like to say thanks to my editor Mara and thanks to anyone that reads my story

If anyone has any idea for another story you would like me to write or an idea i could put in the story im writing just let me know through a review or PM, i love to get other peoples opinion/ideas so if you want anything in the story just tell me!

Love Sass xoxo

just a lot more info about me (questions taken from other authors profiles hope they dont mind :)

Gender: Female

Height: no idea... i should probably find out

Eye color: hazel

Hair Color: darkish blond

Birthday: october 6th

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Righty

Piercings: ears

Tatoos: None yet... want to get a betterfly on my lower back but im not old enough

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Ring Size: No idea - how many people really know this??

More about you: dont play any instuments, love crafts, a good student and i have awesome friends

Are you named after anyone? Nope

Do you live in the moment? mainly

Do you consider yourself tolerent to others? mostly but some people can get on my nerves

Do you have any secrets? of course, doesnt everyone

Do you hate yourself? No im happy with who i am

Do you like your handwriting? very rarely

Do you have any bad habits? somethimes a perfectionest and i have a habit of making everything about me.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you? probably...

Any regrets? yeah some.

Do you think life has been good so far? mostly... not sometimes

Are you confident? about somethings yes... not some (i could public speak to save my life)

How long does it take you to shower? about 10 mins

What color is your room? green and black

Do you...?

Smoke? No

Do drugs? Never

Drink? no

Go to church? no

Sleep with stuffed animals? yes when im sad, comforts me

Take walks in the rain? no but i want to

Talk to people even if you hate them? Yes all the time

Drive? no not old enough

Believe in premarital sex? sigh yes

Want to get married? Yep

Want to go to college? Yes

Want to have children? Yes

How many? 1 or 2 maybe more depending on the guy

Sing in the shower? never

Get along with you mother? yes very well

Get along with your sibling/s? Don't have any

Color/highlight your hair? yeah, highlights

Like coffee? never tried any

Wear makeup everytime you go out? no hardly ever

Love roller coasters? the few ive been on were okay but nothing i think overly exciting

Like to cook/bake? i love to bake not so much cooking...

Have you ever...?

Hurt yourself? not on purpose... but i do get injured alot

Been out of the country? Yes

Been in love? yes, ive learnt that love can really make you blind

Gone skinny dipping? want to...

Had surgery? No - not even my tonsils

Played strip poker? again want to...

Been on stage? Yes school plays

Pulled an all nighter? yeah a couple of times

Gone one day without food? No

Slept all day? only ever till lunch time...

Kissed a stranger? nope.

Had a dream that came true? Nope

Broken the law? no

Been on radio/tv? Radio - as a part of a group

Bungee jumped? No and im not planning on it

Had a dream that kept coming back? yes.

Gone out of state? yeah

Eaten an entire box of oreos? not oreos... i cant look at them without being sick i oncwe had a guy spit a mouth full of them at me, totally gross!

Had a movie marathon? Yep - bring it on 1 - 5 (with my boyfriend believe it or not)

Spun until you were immensely dizzy? sadly its like a tradition with my friends

Been on a plane? Yes

Ran into a wall? Yes and a glass door, which hurts more than you would think.

Been rejected by a crush? Nope, never told a crush i liked them...

Cried in public? sadly yes i have... year 8 school camp i spent the whole after dinner activities crying

Cried over a movie? Yes, i dont think a movies very good unless it either makes me cry or makes me laugh

Pranked called someone? Never

Gotten a cavity? yes.

Broken a bone? no but fractured

Fallen from a tree? Nope

Passed out? no

Been to a theme park? yep not alot though

Eaten sushi? Yes disgusting!

This or That

Pepsi or Coke: Coke

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

Chocolate or Vanilla: normally chocolate

Black or White: Black

Burgers or Hot dogs: hot dogs

Boxers or breifs: briefs

Book or magazine: Book

TV or radio: Television

is the glass half empty or half full: Half empty

sun or moon: Moon

hot or cold: Cold

romantic comedy or thriller: Romantic Comedy

waffles or pancakes: Pancakes

Black and white or color photos: Color photos

The city, the beach, OR the country: The beach

Tennis shoes or sandals: sandals

Sweet or sour: Sweet

Private or public school: public

Cappuccino or coffee: Cuppuccino

English or history: english

Science or math: Math

Do you believe ...?

in miracles? Yep

in magic? Yes

in God? not perticually god but there has to be something maybe him, well never know

in Satan? dont know, i have a friend that thinks of herself as the devil

in ghosts? Yes

in luck? yes though i dont have any

in love at first sight? not really no

in Santa? No, my dad spoiled that one for me

in the Easter Bunny? No again my dad

in witches? dont know

that it's possible to remain faithful forever? its rare but possible

in wishing on shooting stars? yes, but you have to make your wish come true

yourself? Absolutely

Love and all that: yes mostly

Do you ever consider love to be a mistake? Yes

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them? dont mind really, you kind of date to get to knwo someone anyway

What is the worst about the opposite sex? They can be very insensitive and selfish,

Who and when was your first crush? i know i liked the same boy from prep till like year 5 but im not sure when that started.

First thing you notice about the opposite sex? looks i guess, that is the first thing you notice but there intention is normally clear after one sentence

Right this moment...

What are you wearing? short pink shirt and strapless top... its really hot!

What are you worried about? thats one seriously long list!

What book are you reading? im reading 3 - tempted (HoN book 6) - liar - interview with the vampire...

What time is it? 12 06 am

Are you bored? Yes very

Are you tired? yes very it is 12 06

Are you talking to anyone online or on the phone? no but i wish i was...

Are you lonely or content? something in the middle? very lonely... and sad... boy troubles (kinda says it all)

Are you listening to music, if so then what? was my disc just ended

The Last...

Dream you had: dont remember

Nightmare: being attacked with broken beer bottles

Time you cried: watching nights in rodanthe about an hour ago

Movie you watched recently: alot

Book you've read: the whole house of night series in the past 2 weeks

Words you said: goodnight to my mum

Time you laughed: A days ago...

Person you most admire: my teacher for putting up with my class

Last CD you played: now hits of spring 2009

Song you listened to: release me

annoyance: people with personalities i clash with

Time you yelled: dont know i dont yell very often

Person you yelled at: dont know

time you wore a skirt: am right now

time you fought with your parents: not sure

Time you wished on a shooting star: never have

Thing you ate: strawberry and cream lollies...

Time you showered: This morning

Nail polish color worn: red with white flowers

Your favorite:

Type of gum: i hate gum!!

Restaurant: sandbelt (more of apub though)

Season: spring... not to hot not to cold its perfect

Type of weather: sunny but not hot

Emotion: happy

Color: black and Blue

Perfume: just me paris hilton (i know i know but it smells good)

Candy: strawberry and cream

Pizza topping: hawiian

Fruit: Strawberries

Veggie: carrott

Type of cake: which chocolate mud cake

Magazine: dolly and girlfriend

TV Show: law and order svu, house, ncis

Day of the week: friday

Month: october, my birthday

Holiday: Christmas

Number: 6

Sport to watch: i dont like watching any sports

Flower: Rose

TRUE TWILIGHTERS

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

Things to question

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality
come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"