My trash writing is down there. My update schedule is trash and I don't have one. Do not expect regular updates except during the summer.

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Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity.

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over.

When Life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!

Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

Find X: Here it is!

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to punch the person square in the face.

They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry but...Ha Ha, too bad loser!!

I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!! XD

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

I'm short. Fear me.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why they start laughing, so I laugh harder.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Friends will always be like "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

My friends are the kind of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish. But i still love them to death.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

Warning!! Twilight may cause BLINDNESS SEIZURES DEATH DEPRESSION INTERNAL BLEEDING INSANITY AIDS

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes I do randomly use British accents.

Everyone's entitled to be stupid...but some abuse that privilege.

Boys are like trees. They take 50 years to grow up.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.

Basic Definition of Science: if it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Lets all laugh hysterically. It scares them.

I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on Ebay.

I try to take it one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once.

SAVE THE EARTH!! It's the only planet with chocolate!!

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My fandoms:

Games:

Minecraft

Yandere Simulator

Anime:

Attack on Titan/SNK

One Piece

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hetalia

Books:

Harry Potter

PJO/HoO

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

Kane Chronicles

Land of Stories

Movies

Avengers