Dick Dubyahide bio
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 Author has written 7 stories for Fairy Tales, Fairly OddParents, TV Commercials, Twilight, and Matrix. Dick Cheney 4ever! Hail Dick Cheney! Hail to the best US president in history! Hi, I'm Dick Dubya, I am Dick Cheney's number 1 fan! If his name were a category in the FF-net archives, I would gladly contribute! However, everyone else is a Twilight-crazy pansy, so I'm sad... I just get a kick out of writing my wonderful stories! Not as wonderful as they would have been if I were writing about my hero Dick Cheney, but still as good as Thanksgiving turkey! |
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Cartman Claus by Gregtheimaginative reviews
After an incident involving hair growth formula, Cartman grows a white Santa beard and gets mocked! Will HE deliver the presents instead when Santa goes missing?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Undead Like Me by Dead Composer reviews
Treehouse of Horror. Lisa's about to discover that having a vampire boyfriend can really suck.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
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The Dream World
The dream world is governed by creatures with the willpower to control the destinies of everyone... The dream world is a world of chaos, destruction and utter madness.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 12/10/2008
Make Mine a Winner! reviews
During his 18th birthday, Timmy learns that his fairy godparents will stay with him forever. It is the best birthday ever! That is, until, one afternoon in the shower room, all the boys in school find out that Timmy has major SHORTcomings.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008
Beeer na Beeer Commercial
Dahil laging korni at walang taste ang mga commercial ng beer na ito! Tagay ka na, 'tol!
TV Commercials - Rated: T - Filipino - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Complete
Block After Block reviews
Bella introduces Edward to a viciously dangerous game that threatens to destroy them both forever...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take a Tour of the Qeebler Tree reviews
Wanna know the secrets to delicious Qeebler cookies and crackers? Join the Qeebler elves as they give you a tour of the Qeebler Tree! Read at your own risk.
TV Commercials - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Complete
Aladdin, Jasmine and the Magic Lamp reviews
A twisted version of the beloved fairytale, where Jasmine lives happily ever after and Aladdin gets booted out of her life forever! Definitely not for kids. Rated M.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
The Three Little Buta reviews
The nasty tragic story of the three little pigs. Plain weird and crazy. Not for kids.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete