Sharpiemarks

Favorite Pairings:

D N Angel- Daisuke x Dark, Satoshi x Krad

Bleach- Ichigo x Toshiro, Ichigo x Byakuya, Byakuya x Toshiro, Urahara x Ichigo

InuYasha- InuYasha x Miroku, InuYasha x Sesshoumaru, InuYasha x Bankotsu

Samurai Champloo- Jin x Mugen

Teen Titans- Robin x Beastboy, Robin x Raven

YuYu Hakusho- Hiei x Kurama, Hiei x Yusuke, Yusuke x Kurama

Saiyuki- Sanzo x Goku, Sanzo x Kougaiji, Goku x Lirin, Hakkai x Gojyo

Ouran High School Host Club- Haruhi x Tamaki, Haruhi x Mori, Haruhi x Kaoru, Tamaki x Kyouya, Kaoru x Hikaru, Mori x Hunny

Death Note- Light x L, Light x Near, Matt x Mello, L x Near

Rurouni Kenshin- Kenshin x Sanosuke

Yu-Gi-Oh!- Yugi x Kaiba, Marik x Bakura

S-Cry-ED- Kazuma x Ryuho

The Wallflower- Sunako x Kyouhei, Sunako x Takenaga, Kyouhei x Takenaga, Ranmaru x Yuki

So on, so forth...

Lovely Lovers (Quotes from the household.)

"Holy shit, Dime! This tastes so good! It's like pure life!" - AYO. Note: She says this as she holds a bottle of Nestle's Pure Life water.

"They say one thing wrong, man. You say straight up and down they lame. You don't hear shit else they got to say man." - AYO

"Your booji ass. They already shit on the bottom of your shoe." AYO

"You made me wish I was a boy being kissed by a boy." - EJ

"First, I'ma punch you in the face...then I'ma answer that dumb-ass question." - Ramon

"No these people were crunchy...like granola crunchy. Just ugh." - AYO, as she described the people she met at a BBQ.

"If I wake up and find that my glasses are missing, that's gonna be your knees, 'cause I'll know who took 'em." - Ramon

"Watch out for her, now," says my mom to a potential love of my sister's life. "She's trying to live a caviar lifestyle on a Budwiser budget." - Mom

Quotes.

"Oh, come on, Cleavon!""I ain't no motha fuckin' DHL, faggot. Besides...I ain't got nothin' for you anyway.""But, it's been three days...""You got a trackin' number, motha fucker? Huh?""No...""Then shut yo' faggot ass." - Phillip Morris and Cleavon, I love You, Phillip Morris. (Note, Ewen McGregor was so cute in this scene! Ah!)

"Cleavon..." *Taps a cassette tape to Cleavon's jail cell.* "Put this in.""No, not now, man. I'm fuckin' busy.""It's important...""How important?""Here..." *Holds up five dollars to Cleavon's jail cell.*"Ten.""Ugh, what?...Fine...Now, you gotta play the whole thing.""Alright, alright, alright, alright...""Here. Now, promise!""Fuck you! Fuck you, man! My word is my motha fuckin' bond!...Fuck you!" *Fiddles with the cassettes tape and 'Chance Are' begins to play. Phillip and Steven begin to dance. Guards come by shortly after.*"Lights out!...Cleavon, lights out, so no music! Turn it off." *Taps jail cell.* "I said, 'Turn it off!'""Fuck you, Pig!""Turn it off, or we're comin' in!""Come on in! I've got a dick that needs suckin'!""I'll kick your fuckin' ass!""Fuck you, man! My fuckin' word is my fuckin' bond!" - Phillip to Cleavon/Guard to Cleavon, I Love You, Phillip Morris

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." - Tyler Durden, Fight Club

"Condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night... then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger." - Marla Singer, Fight Club

"Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?""Who the hell is this...?""Cafe latte.""What the fuck...?""Twist of lemon.""Chief, what the fuck is this?""Sweet'N Low." - Conversation between Paul Smecker and Detective Greenly, Boondock Saints

"This guy takes a blunt object, fuckin', waah! Hits the guy with the bandages around his head, right? Why? 'Cause he's smart. He knows the guy with the bandages around his ass, he ain't goin' nowhere. He's goin' fuckin' nowhere." (Looks at dead guy.) "Where you goin'? Nowhere!" - Detective Greenly, Boondock Saints

"Symbology? Now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown, I see we have an heir to the throne! I'm sure the word you were looking for was "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism there?" - Paul Smecker, Boondock Saints

"They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it." - Rocco, Boondock Saints

"What part of 'kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck' did you not understand?" - Jungle Julia, Death Proof

"Hello, and welcome to Amsterdam's finest and most luxurious youth hostel. We feature one medium sized room containing 70 beds which can sleep up to 375 bodies a night. There is no bathroom. Nor is there one nearby. If you do not wish to have your valuables stolen I suggest destroying them or discarding them right now. You can also try hiding your valuables. In your anus. This will deter some but of course not all thieves. Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated." - Hostel Clerk, Eurotrip

"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?" - Jeremy Grey, Wedding Crashers

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" - Mrs. Kroeger, Wedding Crashers

"Death, you are my bitch lover!" - Todd Cleary, Wedding Crashers

"I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it." - Todd Cleary, Wedding Crashers

"You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer. Now I know you're lying through your teeth!" - Jeremy Grey, Wedding Crashers

"It is better to die like a tiger, than to live like a pussy." - Master Wong, Balls of Fury

"Dragon say! 'No fair! She wasn't ready! This next shot is real no-can-defend!'" - Eddie, Balls of Fury

"Do not think. Feel. It is like a finger pointing at the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

"World peace must develop from inner peace. Peace is not the absence of violence. Peace is the manifestation of human compassion." - Dalai Lama

"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?""Uh, no. Mr. Johnson." - John Bender and Brian Johnson, The Breakfast Club

"Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.""With relish." - Danny and Rizzo, Grease

"Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!" - Kenickie, Grease

"Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed." - Andy, Weeds

"Serious shit calls for serious cash and your cash got a sense of humor." - Heylia James, Weeds

"Well, insertion of bread into that so-called toaster produces no toast at all, merely warm bread! Inserting the bread twice produces charcoal. So, clearly, to make proper toast it requires one and a half insertions, which is something for which the apparatus doesn't begin to allow! One assumes that when the General of Electric built it, he might have tried using it. One assumes the General might take pride in his creations instead of just foisting them on an unsuspecting public." - Leopold, Kate and Leopold

"Don't you dare try to die again without asking my permission." - Saga, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi

"It felt a lot better than jerking off to a porno.""What did? O O""My wet dream. I had one about you. You xxx my xxx, and then you xxxxxx.Turns pale. "I feel like my spirit just got raped." - Ao and Ryumei, Yume Musubi, Koi Musubi

"He looks like me! How dare he be gay!" - Aka, Yume Musubi, Koi Musubi

"C-critical hit! Fresh from the bath combo attack! Don't get greedy! Don't get greedy!" - Ao, Yume Musubi, Koi Musubi

"Did you hear the sound of a contact lens snapping underfoot? That sound echoed through a section of this university from under my shoe." Hibiya, I Want to Be Naughty

"I think I've got to closely examine your expression of jealousy." - Takeru, Devil Does Exist

"My stomach is really weak right now. You're giving a sick person...like me...cake? What is this? Your finishing blow?" Takeru, Devil Does Exist

"Indeed, this guy is a special type of bastard." - Misaki, Kaichou wa Maid-sama

"He's really irritating..." Glance. "Irritating existence." - Usui, Kaichou wa Maid-sama

"It doesn't matter, but the kiss with feelings tasted like fried chicken." - Mei, Sukitte Ii na yo

"A war is coming...A war that will decide the future...A war in the future, where future people will have decided on stuff in the past because...a war was coming." - Forgot where I heard it.

"Sometimes it's like, I think, "Hey, what if I can't?" And then I think, "Oh, shit, don't think that," you know, 'cause thinking can make it happen. Not that it happens that often, but I get scared about it. We all do. Anybody tells you different is full of shit. You can tell 'em I said so. It's like, I always think, you know, "I wouldn't even be worried about it if she wasn't here." It's like she's expecting something. You know, that if she wasn't lying there, expecting it, wondering, like, evaluating, it wouldn't even occur to me. You know, and then I get kind of pissed off. I get so pissed off, I don't give a shit anymore, "Can l, or can I not?" I just want to show her up. You know, and then it's like, "All right. You asked for it. Here we go, bitch. Here we go!"" - Brief Interviews With Hideous Men

"In my fantasy, I envision myself looking out across the floor of vigorous exercises. And my gaze falls upon a beautiful, sensual, and athletic woman. And she, looking up from her exercise equipment, sees me. I beckon her to me using only my eyes, or perhaps a slight circular motion with just one finger. And she, overpowered with erotic attraction, comes towards me. We meet on an exercise mat at the room's exact center, she, removing the straps of her heavy clothing in a frenzy of sexual mania while my schoolboy's uniform is removed with a more controlled and amused deliberation, forcing her to wait in an agony of erotic need. And then there is copulation in varied and distinct ways among the many other petrified, unseeing figures, for whom I have stopped time with my hand's great power!" - Brief Interviews With Hideous Men

"It's not just "sadness," the way one feels sad at a film or a funeral. It's more of a plummeting quality. Or the way, you know, the way that light gets in winter just before dusk, or the way she is with me. All right, at the height of lovemaking, you know, the very height, when she's starting to climax, and she's really responding to you now, you know, her eyes widening in that way that's both, you know, surprise and recognition, which not a woman alive could fake or feign if you really look intently at her, really see her. And I don't know, this moment has this piercing sadness to it, of the loss of her in her eyes. And as her eyes, you know, widen to their widest point and as she begins to climax and arch her back, they close. You know, shut, the eyes do. And I can tell that she's closed her eyes to shut me out. You know, I become like an intruder. And behind those closed lids, you know, her eyes are now rolled all the way around and staring intently inward into some void where l, who sent them, can't follow." - Brief Interviews With Hideous Men

"I could more easily forgive his vanity, had he not wounded mine." - Elizabeth Bennet, Pride Prejudice

"What is the difference between terrorists and freedom fighters?""The answer is simple. If you win, you're a freedom fighter. If you lose, you're a terrorist. History is written by those who win." - Convo between two people commenting on V for Vendetta on a site about how to make 'eggs in a basket.' Go figure.

"I don't know if you've ever taken chemistry, but every water molecule is paired with a Lipton molecule, my Lipton is scientifically perfect." - LuanLegacy, "Don't Criticize My Lipton if Your Glass is Empty"

"What the fuck? Back-skip? I'm 'bout to back-skip the back of your fuckin' head." - LuanLegacy, "Get Your Ass to the Back of the Line"

"Poetry is the rhythmic, inevitably narrative, movement from an overclothed blindness to a naked vision that depends in its intensity on the strength of the labour put into the creation of the poetry. My poetry is, or should be, useful to me for one reason: it is the record of my individual struggle from darkness towards some measure of light."-- Dylan Thomas

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way,when you criticize them,you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together."

"If you love something, set it free...and if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again."

"Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away."

"Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies."

"Had I not known/ that I was dead/ already,/ I would have mourned/ the loss of my life." - Ota Dokan, Japanese Death Poems.

"My heart/ is a bottomless river,/ a raging torrent -/ how can I throw my name/ into the tempting waters?" - Woman who drowned herself in a lake, Japanese Death Poems.

Someone asked, "What is my true nature?"Joshu said, "If that is what you say, what is it that you dislike?" (If you search for your "true" nature, you grant the existence of a "false" one. If you make no attempt to define your nature, you will find nothing in it it that is not true.) - Student to Joshu, Zen Master of China, Japanese Death Poems.

"Empty-handed I entered the world/ Barefoot I leave it./ My coming, my going-/ Two simple happenings/ That got entangled." - Kozan Ichikyo, Japanese Death Poems.

"People, when you see the smoke,/ do not think. it is fields they're burning." - Baika, Japanese Death Poems.

"Gone up in flames-/ but look, the flowers droop/ unknowing." - Hokushi, Japanese Death Poems.

"That which blossoms/ falls, the way of all flesh/ in this world of flowers." - Kiko, Japanese Death Poems.

"Raizan has died/ to pay for the mistake/ of being born:/ for this he blames no one,/ and bears no grudge." - Raizan, Japanese Death Poems.

"...And there is the sleep that demands I lie down/ and be fitted to the dark that comes upon me/ like another skin in which I shall never be found,/ out of which I shall never appear." - Mark Strand, The Sleep.

"I give up my eyes which are glass eggs./ I give up my tongue./ I give up my mouth which is the constant dream of my tongue./ I give up my throat which is the sleeve of my voice./ I give up my heart which is a burning apple./ I give up my lungs which are trees that have never seen the moon./ I give up my smell which is that of a stone travelling through rain./ I give up my hands which are ten wishes./ I give up my arms which have wanted to leave me anyway./ I give up my legs which are lovers only at night./ I give up my buttocks which are the moons of childhood./ I give up my penis which whispers encouragemnet to my thighs./ I give up my clothes which are walls that blow in the wind/ and I give up the ghost that lives in them./ I give up. I give up./ And you will have none of it because already I am beginning again without anything." - Mark Strand, Giving Myself Up.

"Ink runs from the corners of my mouth./ There is no happiness like mine./ I have been eating poetry." - Mark Strand, Eating Poetry.

"I look at you/ and see myself/ under the surface./ A dark and private weather// settles down on everything./ It is colder/ and dreams wither away./ You stand// like a shade/ in the painless glass,/ frail, distant, older/ than ever.// It will always be this way./ I stand here scared/ that you will disappear,/ scared that you will stay." - Mark Strand, The Man in the Mirror.

"So beefy, your husband might get jealous." Read this on the back of a Kraft box. It was something like Hamburger Helper, I think.

"We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless." - Oscar Wilde.

"Beauty is a form of Genius - is higher, indeed, than Genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts of the world, like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in the dark waters of that silver shell we call the moon. It cannot be questioned." - Oscar Wilde.

"There is always something ridiculous about the emotion of people whom one has ceased to love." Oscar Wilde.

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss

"You shot these movies over the course of uh, ten years. Was that difficult playing the same character for that long?""Uh, No, because I, you know...it was probably around the time of the fourth film that I kind of started to realize that I w-was Harry, which has be something that has been quite widely discussed. I mean...I, uh...""I-I'm sorry, you said you are Harry?...Or you Played Harry?""No, I am. I am Harry. I thought I was an actor playing a wizard...but, I really was a wizard...playing an actor. I...go from my Harry life, where I am me and then I walk out of the room and then I...am Dan, the actor. Dan is a fantastic character, who I really enjoy...you know, I really enjoyed playing him. This kind of split reality, which I live on...which we all live on, you know, as I've...I've kind of uh...It was a revelation when I discovered that uh, that's how the world works.""And so...when you're not Dan, you actually are fighting off evil spirits?""Well, no...I've...I've...with Voldemort down, they're...they're dead. I've done that.""So, what does Harry do, now that he's defeated everybody?""Kind of chills out, a little. Yeah...I, you know. I talk to women...um, tell them...that I'm Harry...see where that gets me. The thing that I have to say that I'm...I mean...that I'm proudest of...because of...actually...is Quidditch. I've actually spoken to uh, at least two...or three professional Quidditch players, because you think...any team would be, you know...lucky to have me at this point.""Uh, I thought Quidditch was uh...a fabrication from a book...that it wasn't a real game.""Ha...you thought...Pardon? You know this is actually kind of what I hate about America. You know, I-I-I love being here, but what I absolutely hate is your complete lack of appreciation for British sports. Cricket, you know...It's too complicated! It's too slow! It's too boring! It's NOT! Would you like to see a scar that I have from playing Quidditch? You seem so skeptical at it.""I-I really don't...""Yeah, I'm gonna show ya.""I really don't wanna see it.""Well...you're seeing it now. See? There...th-that thing.""Put...Put your pants on...""It's a broom burn.""I don't need to see your broom burn. Just put your pants on.""Yeah. I tell you what I've gone through...everyday with this stuff? It's unbelievable." - Daniel Radcliffe (or I should say 'Harry') and interviewer, Funny or Die skit "I am Harry Potter"

"Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot." - Suezanne's page.

"The loneliest place i have ever been was not when i was alone... it was in a room full of people that never even cared." - Suezanne's page.

"If only closed minds came with closed mouths." - Suezanne's page.

Favorite Quote of all time:

So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?[Will nods]You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief. - Sean, Good Will Hunting

Best Romantic Quarrel:

"Miss Elizabeth. I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectation, the inferiority of your birth by rank, so I can start all these things, and I'm willing to put them aside and ask you to end my agony.""I don't understand.""I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand.""Sir, I appreciate the struggle you have been through, and I am very sorry to have cause you pain. Believe me, it was unconsciously done.""Is this your reply?""Yes, sir.""Are you...Are you laughing at me.""No.""Are you rejecting me?""I'm sure the feelings which, as you've told me have hindered your regard will help you in overcoming it.""Might I ask why, with so little endeavor at civility, I am thus repulsed?""And I might as well inquire why, with so evident a design of insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your better judgement?""No, believe me...""If I was uncivil, then that is some excuse! But I have other reasons. You know I have.""What reasons?""Do you think anything might tempt me to accept the man who has ruined perhaps forever the happiness of a most beloved sister? Do you deny it, Mr. Darcy, that you separated a young couple who loved each other, exposing your friend to the center of the world for caprice and my sister to its derision for disappointed hopes and involving them both in misery of the acutest kind?""I do not deny it.""How could you do it?""Because I believed your sister's indifferent to him.""Indifferent?""I watched them most carefully and realized his attachment was deeper than hers.""That's because she's shy!""Bingley, too, is modest and was persuaded she didn't feel strongly for him.""Because you suggested it.""I did it for his own good.""My sister hardly shows her true feelings to me. I suppose you suspect that his fortune had some bearing?""No! I wouldn't do your sister the dishonor, though it was suggested...""What was?""It was made perfectly clear that an advantageous marraige...""Did my sister give that impression?""No! No. No. There was, however, I have to admit, the matter of your family...""Our want of connection? Mr. Bingley didn't seem to vex himself about that.""No, it was more than that.""How, sir?""It was the lack of propriety shown by your mother, your three younger sisters, and even, on occasion, your father. Forgive me. You and your sister, I must exclude from this.""And what about Mr. Wickham?""Mr. Wickham?""What excuse can you give for your behavior towards him?""You take an eagar interest in that gentleman's concerns.""He told me of his misfortunes.""Oh, yes, his misfortunes have been very great indeed.""You ruin his chances and yet you treat him with sarcasm.""So this is your opinion of me. Thank you for explaining so fully. Perhaps these offences might have been overlooked had not your pride been hurt by my honesty...""My pride?""...In admitting scruples about our relationship. Could you expect me to rejoice in the inferiority of your circumstances?""And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.""Forgive me, madam, for taking up so much of your time." - Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennett, Pride and Prejudice.

Interesting Insults:

"YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE IMMENSITY OF THE FUCK I DO NOT GIVE." - Unknown.

"What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement." - Fred Allen

"She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people." - Robertson Davies

"He has every attribute of a dog except loyalty." - Thomas P. Gore

"Nature not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write." - A.E. Housman

"His speeches left the impression of an army of pompous phrases moving over the landscape in search of an idea." - William McAdoo

"You're a good example of why some animals eat their young." - Jim Samuels

"I regard you with an indifference bordering on aversion." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"When she speaks without thinking, she says what she thinks" - Lord St John of Fawsley

"I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I make it a rule never to fight an unarmed opponent."

Dorothy Parker arrived at the door of the Algonquin at the same time as a famous actress. The actress stepped back and said with a smirk, "Age before beauty." Sweeping through the door ahead of her, Parker replied, "And pearls before swine."

"This is not a volume to be set aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker

"You, sir, are drunk.""You, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I'll be sober." - Convo between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

"Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

"I see, she's the original good time that was had by all". - Bette Davis

"He has diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain." - Forgot

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He loves nature, in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." - Jack E. Leonard

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"I feel so miserably without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner

"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease," Says a member of parliament to Disraeli."That depends, Sir, whether I embrace your polices or your mistress." - A member of Parliament to Disraeli and Disraeli's response.

"If you were my husband, I'd give you poison.""If you were my wife, I'd drink it." - Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

Song Quotes!:

"I'm all that and then some/ tall, dark, and handsome/ bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from" - Tribe Called Quest, "The Scenario"

"If I could bottle up the chills that you give me/ I would keep them in a jar next to my bed/ and if I should ever draw a picture of a woman/ it is you that would come flowing from my pen"- Maroon 5, "Woman"

"What you feel is what you are/ and what you are is beautiful" - Goo Goo Dolls, "Slide"

"The telephone is singing/ ringing, it's too early/ don't pick it up/ we don't need to we've got everything/ we need right here/ and everything we need is enough/ just so easy/ when the whole world fits inside of your arms/ don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/ wake up slow, yeah wake up slow" - Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes"

"It's not for me to say you love me;/ it's not for me to say you'll always care/ oh, but just for the moment, I can hold you fast/ and press your lips to mine/ and dream that love will last" - Johnny Mathis, "It's Not For Me to Say"

"Dear Jamie, I've got some things I'd like to set in pen/ I would have used a pencil, but lead's just not permanent" - Hellogoodbye, "Dear Jamie...Sincerely Me"

"It's in the way you sell/ every word and phrase/ and leaving me to know/ how much the meaning weighs/ saying that, but meaning this/ using hands for emphasis" - Emery, "Studying Politics"

"So feel the air, feel the air/ take a map and point to anywhere/ I don't care. Fingers through your hair/ the sky I've seen is blue and green/ Oh, the summertime" Mae, "Summertime"

"Hello little boys, little toys/ we're the dreams you're believing/ crawling up the walls/ running down your face/ razor sharp, razor clean/ feel the weapon's sensation/ on your back with loaded guns" - Shiny Toy Guns, "Le Disko"

"Unknown, talk to unknown/ ever, lasts forever/ well, it's a sharp shock to your soft side/ summer moon, catch your shuteye/ in your room, in my room/ in your room, in my room" - Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Soft Shock"

"Eyes lit/ on sharp threats/ from dark lips/ but lights press/ the soft skin/ to rough hands" - Crystal Castles, "Crimewave"

"My boy builds coffins , for better or worse/ some say it's a blessing, some say it' a curse/ he fits them together in sunshine or rain/ each one is unique, no two are the same/ my boy builds coffins and I think it's a shame/ that when each one's been made, he can't see it again/ he crafts each one with love and with care/ then it's thrown in the ground and it just isn't fair" - Florence and the Machine, "My Boy Builds Coffins"

"Seems that I've been held, in some dreaming state/ a tourist in the waking world, neve quite awake/ no kiss, no gentle word could wake me from this slumber/ until I realised that it was you who held me under" -Flornce and the Machine, "Blinding"

"I push my seed in her bush for life/ it's gonna work because I'm pushin' it right/ if Mary dropped my baby girl tonight/ I would name her Rock'n'Roll" - The Roots, "The Seed 2.0"

"Are we moving in the right direction?/ what is fate if fate's immersed in shame?/ a high price for the beauty of perfection/ I go when all I want to do is stay" - Bitter:Sweet, "Bittersweet Faith"

"I've got one friend/ laying across from me/ I did not choose him/ he did not choose me/ we've got no chance of recovery/ joy and hospital/ joy and misery" - Florence and the Machine, "Hospital Beds (cover)"

"So innocent, you can tell by the clothes/ college girl with a 4.0/ good girl by day/ damn, who would have known/ but when the lights go, lights go down/ and she's out on the floor/ the feak comes out and she loses control/ the way she moves got me begging for more" - Far East Movement, "She Owns the Night"

"I be snappin' on you hoe/ actin' like you know me/ just walkin' up and talkin'/ bitch, I ain't friendly/ what, you paparazzi?/ shut the fuck up and get from 'round me/ back up! I can't breathe, bitch/ back up! I...can't...breathe, bitch" - Geisha 305, "Shit'n on You Hoe

"It shouldn't hurt me to be free/ It's what I really need/ to pull myself together/ but if it's so good being free/ would you mind telling me/ why I don't know what to do with myself," - Emiliana Torrini, "To Be Free"