blindhoboshide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Dora the Explorer, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Princess and the Frog, Super Smash Brothers, Death Note, Baccano!, Legend of Zelda, El Cazador de la Bruja, and Kuroshitsuji. This account is owned and operated by two different people; Avery and Lexi. Yup that was us in those Episode Rewrite stories. Avery says: 'Sup peeps? I feel like I don't come on here often but I'm hoping to change that. So I have multiple story ideas rolling around in my head that hopefully I will get to writing down soon. Peace. Lexi says: You are tearing me apart, Lisa! ABOUT AVERY Name: Uh... Avery Age: Between 1-100 Location: A box Interests include: Reading, writing, playing the violin, drawing, karate, anime, manga etc etc Dislikes: Twilight, annoying people, when TV shows kill off awesome characters, people that think they're all that and a bag of chips Pet Peeves in FF: When people randomly throw Japanese into fanfiction because the series is an anime/manga (does Edward Elric sound like a Japanese name to you? How about Allen Walker? No? Yeah, I thought so), when people replace the word eyes with orbs, constantly bad grammar etc etc. NOTE: I'm not saying that you suck if you do these things, just saying that seeing things like this is fan fiction turns me off to a story. Besides that basic stuff, I'm me. A short girl with terrible eyesight and an overactive imagination |
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New Perspectives by Ramblings-And-Randomness reviews
It's strange how the world seems to change when you view it from the flip-side. Though, I suppose I should have expected it, after enduring so many of Bartimaeus's rants...
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,815 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/27/2018 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Nathaniel
What Makes a Hero by Selphie Kinneas 175 reviews
TP. Perpetual twilight; clandestine malevolence. Realms linked by an encroaching darkness. The fate of two worlds hangs in the balance and only a hero can save them. A retelling of Twilight Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 422,147 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 263,388 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 1,696 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Child of Spirits by harunekonya reviews
In a world where Madara was never sealed, Natsume Takashi was spirited away as a small child and taken to be raised among spirits. For a long time, this suits all those involved, until the day an exorcist discovers Natsume's existence. For the first time, Natsume has a chance of being accepted by humans. Gen. (Warning: Spoilers for the Long Way Home arc, episode 51-53).
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Takashi N., Natori S.
Harry Potter and the Return of Merlin by luminare91 reviews
The moment Voldemort regained his body, the Old Religion cried out. For the first time in more than a thousand years, Merlin is called from the forward to right the balance once more. Disguised as a fifth year student, he must fight to stop Voldemort when it is not his destiny to do so.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,360 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P., Merlin
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
In Darkness by KnightOwl17 reviews
Merlin was right to feel uneasy about the arrival of another royal family in Camelot. Something always seemed to happen when visitors came. But Merlin never could have guessed that the consequences of this particular visit would be so severe. How on earth will he be able to fulfill his destiny now? (This story contains lots of Merlin whump. Friendship only. No slash.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 78,003 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
In Media Res by MoonMargaret reviews
In the beginning, he was trapped. In the end, he would be free or he would be dead. But for Merlin, the secret sorcerer, and for Arthur, the king who doesn't understand, being stuck in the middle is the worst place to be. And yet, at least they are not stuck alone. * A series of one-shot reveal fics* *Can all be read separately*
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,181 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Men and Angels by Laora reviews
Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,716 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Edward E., Trisha E. - Complete
Often So Much by Ultra-Geek reviews
Freya gets sick of Arthur and boots him back into the world a decade ahead of schedule. Post 5x13.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kishin Egg Souls and Immortality? by Ruethos reviews
Shinigami-sama notices the Cullens aren't aging, so he sends the Shibusen gang to investigate. Rated T for later violence, and cause i'm paranoid. ON HIATUS UNTIL COMPLETELY REWRITTEN
Crossover - Twilight & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,160 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Requim for Heros by Skye1963 reviews
deathfic-who comes to the funeral of two of the FBI's wanted? The profilers are surprised at the kind of people who have been affected by the Winchesters. Rated T for major character deaths.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Free as the Wind by S.R.H. Fade reviews
Link and Link find themselves on an island called Outset, where a young boy named Link lives. 'Nuff said.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,051 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Link
Forced by Morgstang reviews
AU Highschool. Ed is the loser in school. Has no parents and stuck with a shitty, abusive caretaker at a boy's home with his brother. But somewhere along the lines he is kidnapped and unwillingly gains a few new accessories to replace the old ones.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,649 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Cat Came Back by midnightluck reviews
Uther attempts to arrest Merlin for magic. Multiple times. It never quite takes.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 244 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Uther, Merlin - Complete
Keepsake by Shuukaku92 reviews
"This time, the summons caught me unawares. In the precious seconds left to me, I considered what guise to appear in. A classical monstrosity, or perhaps something more refined. Something recognizable for the magician...and for me." Oneshot, post PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Bartimaeus - Complete
The Ever Under by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Happy endings are what we make of them. Link/Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
Goodnight, Moon by Dragonflysoul reviews
Leaning further into each other, they stood their ground. It was how they had survived every storm they've ever weathered. It was how they would survive this one too. *Tissue warning!* Angst, Humor H/C, Drama, De-aged Sam, AwesomeBigBrotherDean
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Like a Brother by Hawkeye329 reviews
Oneshot. Dean gets in a nasty fight with Sam and ends up in a bar. While he's there, an old man with a metal arm shows up and tells him about his own little brother, making him realize something about Sam he should have known all along. T for language.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Edward E., Dean W. - Complete
Ransoming Emrys by Emachinescat reviews
A band of renegade druids that know how much the legendary "Emrys" is worth to certain people have decided to auction him off to the highest bidder. How far will Arthur go to get him back, especially when Merlin's secret is revealed?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,372 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Toils and Troubles by Sojourney reviews
Kid considers failure to be unacceptable. A companion piece to Episode 14 / Chapter 012, the "Ultimate Written Exam".
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Tramps Like Us, Were Born To Run by skele-smol reviews
Mello is a hard nut to crack. Keeping people at a distance. He's cold, calculating and temperamental, but why? What caused him to develop such characteristics? Back story to Mihael Keehl
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,865 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Mello, Matt
The Next Seven Days by Ultra-Geek reviews
Arthur is told a series of events that will occur over the space of a week. The seventh day will end with magic returning to Camelot, ushered in by the warlock Emrys, either to save the kingdom or destroy it. Arthur has a plan, though. Sort of.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,121 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Little Souvenirs by Streetwise reviews
He just watched everyone else live, feeling like someone at the zoo. AU, modern. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Lavi, Allen Walker - Complete
Snapshot by Aosys reviews
Sometimes it's not just about the actual story, but all the details on the side. You know, the little things. A series of oneshots involving random inspiration.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2011
Smile by Hiyume reviews
AU. Maka is forced from her Private school years into a Public education; a new life for her. As she struggles through this huge change, she takes notice upon a certain outcast student... SouMaka. Rated for language, violence, and possibly later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Regretful Etude by Rachelle Lo reviews
There is one measly little thing that makes coming to Earth worth it. Music. ONE-SHOT.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Stalking Lavi Bookman by SwingTree85 reviews
Lavi Bookman has many admirers at Black Order University that watch him from afar. Of course, "afar" in this case refers to the bushes in Allen Walker's front yard. How will Allen deal with a neighbor who seems bent on making his life miserable? Laven
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,797 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
Not One Damn Word by clair beaubien reviews
Missing Scene to Swan Song. The boys don't say goodbye to each other. Bobby's POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ground Rules by Kristen Sharpe reviews
Twelve year olds are impressionable, vulnerable and, most of all, volatile. That in mind, Mustang decides to lay down a few rules before Ed meets his team.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Edward E.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury's Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang reviews
HTTYD with a Robert Heinlein twist. Not AU. A skilled flying warrior is shot down on a spy mission. Trapped & unable to fly, his one hope for survival& success is to attempt communication with the alien who shot him down. Can they be allies? New text!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 114,312 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Natural Selection by Aishuu reviews
After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,348 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
The Avatar's Lover by pretty in green reviews
The Avatar is not the only one with power beyond a human’s imagination. But what happens when The Face Stealer wishes to seek out this power? Who is its beholder? Secrets of an ancient legend will have to be revealed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,170 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Toph, Aang
Predecessor by Shadsie reviews
TP. After the defeat of Ganondorf and during the restoration of Hyrule, Link, now a revered Hero, seeks out a place of solace, a secret place where he feels humbled and can quietly reflect - the lonely, forotten grave of the ancient Hero of Time.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Link - Complete
Nights Whole by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
Alphonse's first night in a human body again. Spoilers for the end of the manga series.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Bookman by Dhampir72 reviews
This is the story of Bookman and how Lavi became his apprentice. It follows their hardships and adventures together throughout the years until they reach the Black Order. CHAPTER 38 ONLINE.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 235,280 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Bookman, Lavi
The Shower by OhJay reviews
Manga verse. Now that Al had his body back he was enjoying the little things in life...Until Ed came in ruined them.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
A Downed Dragon is a Dead Dragon by almne reviews
Post movie, NOT A DEATHFIC. Hiccup and Toothless are invincible in the air. But if they lost their prosthetics, how strong would they be?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,750 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Running From Romance by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Link is running from unwanted love. Whose affections is he trying to escape? Oh, just those of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE SERIES! Completely insane. Run if you're scared. RHO; Random Humorous Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Link - Complete
When Edward meets Edward by The Purple Bunny reviews
Edward Elric reads Twilight, Edward Cullen comes to life! What happens when the two meet? Total Chaos... LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Edward E., Edward
Asymmetrical twins? by LovelyBlood reviews
The Hitachiin brothers take advantage of Kid's OCD. Crack-ish junk going on here! Don't take anything seriously, please.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Hikaru H., Death The Kid - Complete
Rewinded Time by Cookie Master's Apprentice reviews
No," Edward whispered to the woman standing before him, the one he'd known all his young life and had missed dearly. "But...but you're...dead!" Human transmutation in Resenpool? Or is it something else? The Elrics are about to find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward E., Trisha E.
Twenty Times Edward Elric's Heart Stopped by Gandalf3213 reviews
Edward has watched his brother grow up, had taken on the position of over-protective older brother. You couldn't go through life as an Alchemist without witnessing some horrors, but the worst,the absolute worst, were the twenty times Alphonse almost died
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,506 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Evil Little Pink Ball of DOOM! by LittleBlueNayru reviews
TP-based, post-Cave of Ordeals. Was the gift from the Great Fairy a blessing from a holy creature, or is it really a cursed Spring of EVIL! ? Based on a true gaming experience.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Link - Complete
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Armor by Schizophasia reviews
Afterwards, they couldn’t think what to do with the armor. No warnings that I can think of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
When Did Epona Learn To Swim? by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Random title, I know. Random Humorous Oneshot for my new "Something Glitchy" series. Guess what it's about? T because Link basically gets humorously killed by everything in Ordon.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Link
Gone Fishing 3: Link's Final Stand by LittleBlueNayru reviews
The last oneshot in the Gone Fishing Trilogy! As usual, it's a Random Humorous Oneshot. We learn of two more of Link's fishing failures. Will Link ever catch a fish, or will he be doomed to fail forever? T for Link's language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Matt, Near
Gone Fishing 2: How It Really Went Down by LittleBlueNayru reviews
The sequel to Gone Fishing. A Random Humorous Oneshot! Yes, Link tries his hand at fishing another time, and the VOICE strikes again!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Link - Complete
Gone Fishing by LittleBlueNayru reviews
What's a hero to do when he grows ravenously hungry in a much-hated dungeon? Takes place during TP.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
Until He Comes Home by NewMoonFlicker reviews
“In that moment, he was right there with me, he was alive and safe, and that was all that mattered.” -Alphonse POV, post-anime/manga, ONLY brotherly love-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Twilit Abomination by perilouslips reviews
A mystery is afoot in Hyrule. A portal that should have been forever sealed has reopened. What else is to be done, but to call upon Link to deal with it? Spoilers for the end of Twilight Princess, sort of.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Link - Complete
Batteries for Bedlam by phollie reviews
Near may be number one, and Mello may be one hell of a runner up, but Matt has a secret that he will carry to his early grave. A secret such as, in the dawn of childhood and confusion, seeing an exhausted and panic-stricken L finally snap.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Matt, L - Complete
A Tale of Two Slackers by Kame-tan reviews
Roy teachs Komui how to get rid of paperwork...Riza teaches Lenalee how to stop that.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Roy M., Komui Lee - Complete
The Legend of a Boy with a Sword by ScarletKisses reviews
A humorously inclined poem with reference to Link and his life. Short and entertaining.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
The KiLling Game by Li'l Yahiko reviews
When a bizarre, intruiging young boy was brought to Wammy's orphanage, Quillsh Wammy never expected to be wrapped up in helping to solve a murder case with him. Young!L and Watari family.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,747 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - L, Watari - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
The Greatest Twilight Fanfiction Ever by The Green Rorschach reviews
An adventure of assassins and glittering vampires awaits you. Rated T for sexual themes and language.
Crossover - Twilight & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
That Time Of Year by Deadly Fangs reviews
It's April Fools Day and everyone in the order is hiding from a certain someone...*wink wink*...Kanda is hungry and goes out into the hallways and is the first person hit...then Lavi suffers...no one is safe when the prankster is on the loose! Daisya fic!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Daisya B. - Complete
Ghost Note by The Threat reviews
What do you think would happen if Melinda met a Japanese shinigami?
Crossover - Death Note & Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
A Complete Heart by Twilight Archangel reviews
I would rather live as a suit of armor with my brother, than live as a human being without my brother. We’re just too close. We need each other, because our bond is unbreakable. My heart is complete at last. ---Brotherly oneshot, not Elricest. Post-Movie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Postseries EdWin. They say the third time's the charm. But...is that really true?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2009 - [Winry R., Edward E.] - Complete
Baby Brother by HisokaYukiko reviews
Ed and Al didn't actually start out as close as they are now. When Al was born, Ed envied him for stealing his parents' attention. But when danger invades his life, he would soon learn what being a big brother is all about. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Desert Sunset Painted in Shades of Fire by Shadsie reviews
One never forgets one's first love. Many years after the events of Twilight Princess, an aged and dying Link decides upon one last adventure. He's had a good life, but longs to visit one special place to remember, to heal his soul, and to say goodbye.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Link, Midna - Complete
The People You Need by K Hanna Korossy reviews
No Rest for the Wicked-ish tag: The Winchester boys are as different as night and day...until twilight comes. Bobby POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Complete
Alphonse Sees Everything by lauraluvsedward reviews
Alphonse saw everything. He saw his brother learn, laugh, and die. A brief sketch of the very end of episode 51. Spoilers. Please read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
In Living Memory by Mikkeneko reviews
At first, Christopher Abert wonders if the stranger who arrived in his peaceful hometown of Andenfeld might hold some clues about his own past. But what does the enigmatic man want with Chris? And is he a friend -- or a menace?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Name and Face by Alien ABC's reviews
Through the eyes of the shinigami, he saw Mihael Keehl, 502209. But what did he see through the eyes of a parent?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Soichiro Y., Mello - Complete
Cigarettes and Melted Easter Eggs by dragonnova reviews
Matt recalls a horror story of Easter past, when Mello went in search of his favorite candy coated chocolate Easter eggs... and couldn't find them...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Vagabonds by CaptainKase reviews
After Ed and Al are unceremoniously thrown back into Amestris, they find that they are wanted for horrible crimes that they didn't commit.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Barry Special! by Sheamaru reviews
It's been a while since Daisya's seen Bodrum - but not much has changed. However, this time around he's looking at it like an Exorcist; not the boy who's trapped there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Daisya B., Kanda Yuu
Remembrance by Arathe reviews
Alphonse's grandson discovers an old photo in the attic, bringing back bittersweet memories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Eulogy by AngeloftheOdd reviews
After L's death, Near and Mello temporarily set aside their differences in order to pay their respects to him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Into the Blue by greenteamoose reviews
Within the trembling city of Barcelona, Daisya still remembers the blues and whites of his hometown of Bodrum. /Oneshot tribute
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Daisya B. - Complete
The Darth Vader Polka by buduica reviews
There's consequences to Cross' womanizing ways. The fall-out traumatizes everyone involved, especially Allen Walker.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Isn't it Ironic? by Kali Cephirot reviews
Death Note x House M.D. It's supposed to be vacations. It's not as if he'd get paid anyway! ONE SHOT, FINISHED
Crossover - House, M.D. & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2007 - G. House, L - Complete
Lessons in Disasters by xcgirl08 reviews
For most people, getting into a fight with thugs in a restaurant would be a bad first, and last, date. Luckily, Toph and Aang aren't most people.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,149 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Breathe With Me by NewMoonFlicker reviews
Post Movie He would have to be cruel in order to be kind, reteaching lessons his brother never should have had stripped away from him – that there were some people he did not need ever fear. SECOND CHAPTER REPOSTED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! by Anda Faith reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Mother's love by bookchic23 reviews
At Heindriechsan's funeral, We see the parallel version of Trisha Elric. How will Ed and Al react?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Trisha E., Edward E. - Complete
Whisper Into the Sky by DamageCtrl reviews
Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,670 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Dear Ed by That Anime Girl reviews
Letters to Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist! Featuring some Xovers, reader entries, and the ever increasing Brianna Sherman problem. Now with 80 percent more updates! Come join the fun!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004
A Book About Pancakes by Torp reviews
[One Shot] Bookman told Lavi to read a book, any book. But he didn’t expect Lavi to find a book like that one.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
Crossed Lines by Nantalith reviews
Short oneshot about magic and alchemists.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
A Visit to the New Ward by AmethystPhoenix1 reviews
John Mandrake and a hospital patient have a conversation. Set in period between Golem's Eye and Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
The Stupidest Game Ever! by nimblnymph reviews
The Elric brothers are on the road...and bored. Hehe...funny!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Coffee by CaptainKase reviews
Mustang was suddenly dumbfounded. He was cradling a crying, coffee sodden Riza Hawkeye in his arms. Would wonders never cease?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Phantom Limb by A Guy Named Goo reviews
How can you feel things that aren't really there?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
At Last by E-chan5 reviews
One-shot, no pairings. Alphonse muses over his brother's grave. Cuts to his final moments, where he finally meets his brother again. Fluff after angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Complete
Short by Mikkeneko reviews
I don't like it when people call Niisan short.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The New Defence Teacher by eternata reviews
Written for a drabble challenge - "Let me introduce this year's Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher. Class, this is Col. Mustang." Crossover with Harry Potter. I have no excuse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/5/2004
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His Butler, Insert Witty Word Here reviews
A series of unrelated oneshots poking fun at everyone's favorite demon butler and his band of merry friends. If you like Sebastian, I hope you can take a joke.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Sebastian M.
The Alphabet Game reviews
One is L.S. One is L.A. But there are twenty four other Leviathan Experiments, witches that went wrong for some reason or another. These are their stories.
El Cazador de la Bruja - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011
Hero
A poem reflecting on the accomplishments of three heroes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Link - Complete
The Bomb Thrower's Gift reviews
The tattoo artist hesitated at the last minute. "You sure you're old enough, kid?" Insight onto how Jacuzzi came to accquire his sword tattoo in the first place. Slight Jacuzzi x Nice.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jacuzzi S., Nice H. - Complete
Life Goes On reviews
A three-shot exploring the relationship of Ennis and Czeslaw after they embark on becoming family.
Baccano! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Czeslaw M., Ennis
B is Before L reviews
"He was going to kill L. He had to, because when the original was gone, Backup would no longer be Backup."
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Out of the Box reviews
10 percent of the time we're pitted against each other in a battle of life or death. But as for the other 90 percent? We're just toys in a toy box. Series of Oneshots.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/13/2010
Episode Rewrites reviews
A crack interpretation of what we would have liked to have seen in Avatar as far as romance goes in this somewhat of a parody story. It includes Zutara/Taang, crack characters, and makeshift weapons. Nobody is safe anymore.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 7/1/2008
It's Almost Our Time reviews
Death. Could there be anything more complex? Maybe it's something to fear or then again, maybe it's not. This firefly knows first hand the truth behind these musings. Mystery firefly's POV. Princess and the Frog Oneshot.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Memories reviews
Ed visits his mother's room before they burn down the house. A rather short oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Sheldon Potter and the Freaky People reviews
On the way to his first year at Hogwarts, Harry is killed by a boy falling out of the sky. This boy is then thrust into the position where he is forced to pretend to be Harry Potter himself. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009
Dora the Explorer: Swiper Snaps reviews
Epic win! They finally made a Dora the Explorer category! This is a crack story, where Swiper finally gets fed up with Dora. What happens when our favorite fox has taken about all he can take? This was amazingly fun to write!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete